just a warning

[Captain Internet]

Hello, dear Chaos-Project

first of all, I don't want to do anything bad to you, also I have absolutely nothing against you.
Some days ago though, I posted some disgusting vagina pictures right here. Not many, because I know the amount is irrelevant, but enough for small children to get a bad impression when visiting this site.

With this post I want to ask you friendly to perma ban ROSE SKYE. I am not telling you this, I am asking friendly, nevertheless I will come back and post tons of porn pictures (even way more disgusting than the vaginas) if you don't ban him.

Please for the sake of small children and this nice site, fulfill my wish and ban him. That's all I want to leave you alone forever.

Thanks for your attention.

[Subsonic_Noise]

Oh hi. You must be the legendary saviour of the internet. Since I'm your biggest fan, I would like to ask you a question.

Did your parents drop you on your head a few times when you were a baby?

[MarkHest]

I am not telling you this, I am asking friendly

Ah okay
*Continues to read with interest*

I will come back and post tons of porn pictures if you don't ban him.

Wait... wait... first you say you come with a friendly question and you mean no harm what so ever, then you threaten us? I'm confused... I first got the impression that you are a wise reasonable person, then when i read the other quote i instantly got the impression that you may not be so reasonable after all...
Don't be a child, i don't think any of the mods here have any reason to ban RoseSkye unless he has done something really bad on THIS forum. Why don't you start by tell us why exactly WHY you think he should be banned instead of just saying: "ban this person", because it ain't going to happen that way.
You sounded a bit like those kids i use to play with in Online Games like Dota (the ones that think they're god), if you bother them just the slightest they will destroy your stuff and start ruining the game for the team. Now THAT is truly... truly... childish. Don't be a child, give us your reason.

And if you do truly continue to post porn, then you've got only yourself to feel sorry for because you've sunk to the level where you want to fulfill your need so badly that you place other people in danger and refuse to let it go.
Now THAT is how a small seven-year old kid thinks like. No really, that IS how a small child thinks like!

So grow up. Give us your reason and start getting some common sense before you start threatening others for stupid reasons.

[Subsonic_Noise]

You shouldn't question the legendary saviour of the internet. He's here to save uf of the greater evil, selflessly so. We just haven't realized yet that Rose is evil and wants to destroy us all. Maybe if we hit ourselves in the head repeatedly with baseball bats we'll reach his interlect and understand his intentions.

[RoseSkye]

I can't stop giggling. No matter how I read the first post it's hilarious.
*wipes tear from eye* Oh, E-drama... how I love you.

^What Sub said. I am most definitely an evil bastard and if you don't ban me it'll be *beat* VAGINAGGEDDON!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

[Blizzard]

With this post I want to ask you friendly to perma ban ROSE SKYE.

Your request has been denied, because RoseSkye has done nothing to currently deserve a ban or a perma-ban.

I want to use this opportunity to inform you that regardless of much time and effort it takes you to post porn at this forum, it takes me, another admin or a global moderator only 15 seconds to delete your account including all posts and topics that you have created. This basically means that any effort on your side to spam this forum will be voided within seconds by us. Not to forget that members can report posts. This combined with the fact that the staff members are scattered throughout different timezones basically means that as soon as someone notices you spamming the forum with porn, your account and all your posts will be deleted within minutes of discovery. I will not go into details about measures to permanently keep you away from the forum as you are probably aware of them.

I will ignore at this point the fact that you are actually threating this forum. Consider this your first and final warning.

[Subsonic_Noise]

It's not even original. I posted porn on this forum before it was cool.

[RoseSkye]

I hope he posts the pictures. Lol. 

[Subsonic_Noise]

I think Blizz is just bluffing. He'll probably end up banning you because he's just absolutely scared of vaginas. Rightfully so, they give you cooties.

[Captain Internet]

Blizzard, I know you can delete all spam posts on the spot. And it is good you can do that, so you at least have no work with cleaning. However, you guys can't be online all day and night, so posting disgusting stuff can offend or scare away little children, visitors and users of this site.

Don't get me wrong. As said I don't WANT to threaten anyone. Also I have nothing against you. But I just have no other choice to do so. Also I feel bad for spamming the vagina pictures.

Nevertheless I have to protect you from Rose Skye. It's just for your best, because that guy is no good person.
Rose Skye is perma banned in nearly every RM community out there[/b] and a well known troll for very good reason. He was even banned here as far as I heard.

So please, stay safe, ban that kid.

Greetings
Jeff

[MarkHest]

So please, stay safe, ban that kid.

I think we all know who the "real kid" is around here, eh?
Why don't you let us decide who is dangerous to our community and who isn't. In this case, you are the dangerous one, not RoseSkye.

But just as Sub said. I guess you're the wise saviour of the internets, eh?

[RoseSkye]

I'll be 26 this halloween, lol. Nevertheless, I want to see the troll so hurry up and do it or shut up.

[Subsonic_Noise]

You're such a brave man Jeff. Sacrificing yourself like this to save the lives of the members of forums by chasing rose around the internet to try and get him banned everywhere for two years just because he banned you once. All the girls are gonna love how you spend your life in front of your computer all day to save all those innocent internet users from being mildly trolled. Trust me, girls dig that, and It'll surely make you very successful in life, just you wait until the first companies notice what a determined, honest person you are and start employing you to... oh wait, you have no relevant skills to speak of. But surely they'll appreciate your effort.

[Blizzard]

Don't get me wrong. As said I don't WANT to threaten anyone.

That's too bad, because you already have.

Also I have nothing against you.

This is actually irrelevant. I have banned my own moderators for disobeying rules. It had nothing to do with one of us liking the other.

But I just have no other choice to do so.

You always have a choice. You have made yours.

Also I feel bad for spamming the vagina pictures.

Then simply don't do it anymore. It's that simple.

Nevertheless I have to protect you from Rose Skye. It's just for your best, because that guy is no good person.
Rose Skye is perma banned in nearly every RM community out there[/b] and a well known troll for very good reason. He was even banned here as far as I heard.

Whether he is a good person or not does not concern me. I am not here to judge people by who they are, who they were, what they do or what they have done and ban them according to that, I am here to keep order and enforce certain rules of the forum. I wouldn't ban Satan himself if he joined the forum and behaved like a normal member without causing any trouble.

Yes, I am aware that he has been banned from many RM communities out there. But that was because he was causing trouble there.
And yes, he has been causing trouble here as well and he has been banned for his violations of the rules numerous times (once even for 2 months). But so far he hasn't done anything to deserve a permanent ban. As a matter of fact, he hasn't caused any problems in many, many months. Therefore I don't have the right to ban him. Of course I can, but then I would be just abusing my power, now would I?

BTW, somebody has already tried what you are trying now. Needless to say that they have not been successful and gave up.

[Captain Internet]

Rose, you're not in a position to judge other people as trolls. You trolled several sites and got banned nearly everywhere except here. I would say this makes you the ultimate master troll of the RM scene.

I'm just doing what I have to do. It does not give this site a good aura if everybody sees Rose Skye is active and unbanned here.

[Blizzard]

I think I will forward your IP to the authorities and your ISP so they can shut down your Internet and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law for Internet harassment and bullying.

[Captain Internet]

You can do that, call the police or tell it your mom.

But why should you? Because I tried to help you and this site?

[Subsonic_Noise]

Ok, since you apparently don't get sarcasm:
You've been following a guy on the internet around, trying to get him banned everywhere, even impersonating him. That's not being a hero, that's just sad, and I feel incredibly bad for you. If you tell me where you live I can maybe pay a few people to pretend to be your friends so you can leave your basement every now and then.

[RoseSkye]

I really don't care what you have to say, dude. I am just waiting for you to post your pictures. Stop being a pussy and post it so I can get a few lulz before you are banned. I mean, don't get me wrong you're ultra-retarded for thinking your actions will effect the serenity of this forum. It'll only take a click to ban you and delete your posts... but I'll get a laugh out of it.

Everyone and their mother knows that I am a troll. I have not once hid my true colors, and to be honest I don't need any rmxp site to advertise my work... I'm already popular on youtube with over 1k subscribers for whenever I release my games. CP is fun for me because this place doesn't take itself seriously. Blizz is a cool guy, the mods are laid back, and the community is fair. So, again... post the god damn pictures or shut up.

I find it very ironic that you post vagina despite the fact that you've never seen one in your life.

[MarkHest]

We never asked for your help and you're not "helping" anyone.
I suggest you read through Blizzards post(the big one) one more time and try to gather all the information your mind could possibly handle.