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E-Mail to Enterbrain
« on: December 10, 2012, 11:36:58 PM »
So we came up with this conspiracy that Enterbrain kidnapped ForeverZer0 which is why he has been gone. So I sent them a support ticket asking for him back, jokingly. Well they responded.

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I know you have him, you bastards. We want him back. I demand you free him this instance!

 We want the safe return of our pal, ForeverZer0, and would like him back. We're currently preparing to send an army of 1,000 specially trained soldiers to come fuck shit up, you have 48 hours to respond, if not, well, you've been warned.

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Dear Gameus Guyus,


 A customer support staff member has replied to your support request, #24771 with the following response:
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 Hi,

 I'm sorry but you seem to be mistaken.

 We've checked all our hostages and none of them go by that Alias. Perhaps try with YoYo Games?

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2012, 12:25:13 AM »
According to Enterbrain, YoYoGames might have him. Here's my support ticket to YoYoGames. Awaiting a response.

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Hello, we got some information that you're holding our friend hostage. We want him back you bastards. You can thank Enterbrain for you ratting out! According to Enterbrain, you have our friend ForeverZer0 held hostage. Give him back or we'll send 1,000 specially trained soldiers to fuck shit up at your HQ. Trust me, you don't want this. It's worse than being the janitor at your office's Spicy Curry Night.

We originally contacted Enterbrain asking for our friend back. Here's the original e-mail.
http://i.imgur.com/Z8duJ.png

They then replied with this e-mail and suggested that you have him.
http://i.imgur.com/a7dk3.png
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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2012, 12:41:22 AM »
I'm afraid who ever responded to your support tickets answered incorrectly.

We do a stock take every two weeks. The hostage in question was abducted October 02, 2012 as such he was not accounted for in the stock and hostage database.

If our demands are not met then we will return the hostage one piece at a time...
You have 24 hours to meet all our demands.

You can expect our list of demands in 24 hours along with the hostage's head.

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 12:59:29 AM »
Okay, we know you're from Enterbrian, we've researched your legitimacy. We're more than willing to negotiate, and if need be, offer gay sex. Tuggernats aka Colonel Blinx would be more than happy to provide sexual favors.


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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2012, 01:12:16 AM »
Let's pretend 24 hours have passed.

We have decided to be generous we will also throw in the hostage's right hand.

Here are our demands:
  • Make our games.


P.S. I do hope we killed the correct hostage (this time).

Vote Fomar for best negotiator in a crisis 2012 please!
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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 01:16:51 AM »
You sick fucks! We don't negotiate with terrorists! Strict policy sorry, maybe if you hadn't murdered Zer0, we'd be on good terms, but considering he is clearly not happy in that picture, all offers are off the table.

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2012, 04:03:21 AM »
LOL! Epic thread!

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2012, 04:53:03 AM »
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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 08:57:59 AM »
Enterbrain has advised that F0 is currently being held by Enterbrains Publisher, and they said we need to contact them instead.  They also adivised that standard shipping and handling fees will still apply. 

So I contacted the publisher.  They advised that the current F0 state needs to be resolved by Enterbrain, not the Publusher, and that standard shipping and handling fees still apply.

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2012, 10:02:12 AM »
This totally made my day yesterday.

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2012, 03:04:52 PM »
YoYoGames responded.

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James Foreman (YoYo Games Ltd.)

 Dec 11 09:22 (GMT)

 Hi there, we don't have any hostages here either, just a few under privileged, over worked, smelly helpdesk staff (Ross in particular).
 Sorry I could not assist you further.


 Thank you for your enquiry.

 Kind Regards,
 James Foreman
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Haha, glad to see YoYoGames can respond in a decent way.

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2012, 07:28:43 PM »
You guys I have some bad news... They responded back to me too.

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Either they are telling the truth, or they are trying to cover it up >.>

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 02:36:11 AM »
We must archive this epic thread
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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2012, 02:37:19 AM »
What did we turn into, 4chan?  We don't throw out old threads, everything is archived -_-.

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2012, 02:48:40 AM »
by archive I mean make sure it doen't get lost in the back of the board
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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2012, 03:11:05 AM »
Sticky?

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2012, 08:24:55 AM »
Good job!  Sticky the thread and it suddenly dies?  What would F0 say about that?
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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2012, 01:20:09 AM »
So we came up with this conspiracy that Enterbrain kidnapped ForeverZer0 which is why he has been gone. So I sent them a support ticket asking for him back, jokingly. Well they responded.

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I know you have him, you bastards. We want him back. I demand you free him this instance!

 We want the safe return of our pal, ForeverZer0, and would like him back. We're currently preparing to send an army of 1,000 specially trained soldiers to come fuck shit up, you have 48 hours to respond, if not, well, you've been warned.

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Dear Gameus Guyus,


 A customer support staff member has replied to your support request, #24771 with the following response:
 --------------------------------------------

 Hi,

 I'm sorry but you seem to be mistaken.

 We've checked all our hostages and none of them go by that Alias. Perhaps try with YoYo Games?

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i think Enterbrain tricked you there gameus, notice that they said

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We've checked all our hostages and none of them go by that Alias. Perhaps try with YoYo Games?

indicating they have hostages but none by the Alias of ForeverZer0, they could still have him as F-Zero so that during auditing they can claim that the power usage to keep "F-Zero Alive" is to keep a copy of a relic of a game by that title in mint condition in a highly advance vault which could be sued to store games OR people

also, they passed the buck to YoYo, while you was dealing with YoYo they may have moved Zer0 to where you was going to send 1,000 specially trained soldiers to fuck shit up so that they could use him as a shield

Enterbrain: fuck shit up here and you'll fuck up your friend in the process

also, remember, neither are we the American Government or Enterbrain are terrorists, we can negotiate if they have him, i'm hoping they do, we'll be in big trouble someone like Zynga have him

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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2012, 01:30:09 AM »
Just wow.
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Re: E-Mail to Enterbrain
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2012, 06:08:00 AM »
I think it's awesome how they guys from their staff actually played along with this joke. :)
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