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« on: September 07, 2008, 02:21:21 AM »
what does a man with a 10inc c*ck have for breakfast

(someone then says what)

you then say, well i had an egg this morning, lol






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Re: joke's
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2008, 07:12:02 AM »
Whats the difference between a carnival worker and your mother?

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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2008, 06:35:24 PM »
what is the difference





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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 06:38:17 AM »
10 inchs isnt that big  :huh:
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 12:39:54 AM »
what ever come up with a random number :P

say 50inc if you think its funnyer





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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 02:03:20 AM »
Lmfao....holy crap thats big  8-O

Well, I had egg this morning  :^_^':
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 11:03:44 PM »
nice one :^_^':

any one else got jokes to share.





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Re: joke's
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 12:44:49 AM »
I've heard of this one recently, and I'm not a big fan of jokes, but oh well, let's see...

A panda walks into a tavern and orders some food. After eating the ordered food, the panda grabs out a gun, and then shoots everyone. One of the survivors of the shooting asked the panda, who was in the process of leaving, "Why did you shoot us!?" The panda said, "Read this about pandas." He gave the man a dictionary/encyclopedia. On the entry, it says: Panda. Eats, shoots and leaves.

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 12:54:16 AM »
Starrod missed the point. You leave the joke to be answered by the next person xD

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 12:59:44 AM »
Doing something like that is just a free post count excuse, and jokes aren't necessarily having to be a Person A Person B talk. It can be one humorous scenario, that is also a joke.

Besides, the instructions here were left pretty...vague. The first post could signify either you need someone to reply or you can just say a joke and instead of the second person replying you'll go (Second person says "What?"). It's kind of...open-ended, you know?

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Re: joke's
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 01:32:51 AM »
A guy walks into a bar.

Lmao... the other one i forgot who on the forum said it in chat but... its the one about hitler and the jews and clowns  :^_^':

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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2008, 12:10:19 AM »
umm...im thinking a guy walks into a bar then he throws a penny between 2 jews and watches them FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2008, 12:16:38 AM »
That's one of the most incredibly racist things I've ever heard. If this continues I'll request a lock if that doesn't warrant one already.

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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2008, 07:17:40 PM »
A man driving a car stops near a lake. He gets down and asks a farmer sitting near the lake "Is this lake deep?" so the farmer says no and the guy tries to get his car to get through it. He then realises it is atleast 20 feet deep, his car sinks and he miraculously saves his life and tells the farmer, "Crazy ass! I could've drowned! You said it wasn't deep!" So, the farmer says: "I dunno sir, it comes to the waists of the ducks"

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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2008, 03:06:26 AM »
ok sry i forgot but im NOT racist!I just heard it on some youtube video with jeff dunham.lol.
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2008, 06:42:53 PM »
YO dont worry, im sure no one is rasist here.

pluss the joke was funny :haha:.

but do be careful, we dont want people getting the wrong idea.


also the other jokes are great, keep them coming.

i'll try posting some more when i find some.





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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2008, 07:02:06 PM »
u should see how jeff says it with his puppet Achmed the Dead Terrorist :O.o:
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Re: joke's
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2008, 07:07:00 PM »
Oh yeah, a very popular ventriloquism sort of gig...Really humorous. There's a lot of jokes, but it's definitely not the cleanest pot of gold...I'll link it here, that'll be my joke. :P

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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2008, 01:59:02 AM »
funny stuff...funny stuff...
Achmed says:I KILL the Jews!
Kool Aid Man Says:OH YEAAAA!!!
note im not racist.just mixing achmed with kool aid is not rly racist i think lol.
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2008, 05:20:59 AM »