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Re: joke's
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2008, 11:44:30 AM »
ZOMG!AWESOME JOKES IN THAT LINK!
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Re: joke's
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2008, 03:16:59 PM »
That remembers me of this one...

An Afro-American and a Latino-American are in a car. Who's driving?

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Re: joke's
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2008, 04:52:17 AM »
Racism strikes again xD

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Re: joke's
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2008, 11:29:47 PM »
i just got this joke from my sis. it made me lol.

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« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2008, 11:42:05 PM »
Lol, I know that one.
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Re: joke's
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2008, 11:54:57 PM »
its been going around awhile now with people emailing it to loads of people.

but it desserved to be posted. :haha:





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Re: joke's
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2008, 02:46:37 AM »
Lmao... Id probably do the same thing  :haha:.
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Re: joke's
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2008, 03:23:16 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2008, 03:31:32 PM »
Actually I laughed. xD
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Re: joke's
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2008, 03:59:51 PM »
ok, here's one of my favorite jokes.

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Re: joke's
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2008, 05:14:53 AM »
PWNED!!  :^_^':

I dont tell jokes  :<_<:
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Re: joke's
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2008, 05:31:17 AM »
I didn't even laugh!

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Re: joke's
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2008, 06:24:01 PM »
"Become a nerd xor get a life trying."

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Re: joke's
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2008, 05:14:36 AM »
A HORRIBLE joke I read somewhere.  :^_^':
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Re: joke's
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2008, 05:51:07 AM »
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that get the joke and those who don't.

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Re: joke's
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2008, 05:56:36 AM »
What are the other 8 types of people?  :huh:
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Re: joke's
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2008, 11:51:25 AM »
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Re: joke's
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2008, 08:43:27 AM »
Banana - Knock-Knock
Man behind door - Who'se there
Banana - Banana
Man behind door - Banana who?
Banana - Knock-Knock
Man behind door - Who'se there
Banana - Banana
Man behind door - Banana who?
Banana - Knock-Knock
Man behind door - Who'se there
Banana - Banana
Man behind door - Banana who?
Orange - Knock-Knock
Man behind door - Who'se there
Orange - Orange
Man behind door - Orange who
Orange - Orange you glad i didn't bust down this door and kick your ass for ot letting my good buddy Banana in??


Actually, i kno this reaaaallly funny joke, but its it may be considered quite racist, i'm african american and the joke is about african americans, me and my friends find it hilarious but i wuld prefer if i got permission before i told it, n i would put it in spoilers as an extra precaution.

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Re: joke's
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2008, 12:59:35 PM »
I think it's ok. Just don't encourage racist behavior, it's just a joke.
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Re: joke's
« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2008, 04:54:20 PM »
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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