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« Reply #40 on: October 03, 2008, 06:26:57 PM »
o.k here i goes:




How do you get a black man out of a tree?
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.........lmao i'm sorry i'm tearing up at my comp

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Re: joke's
« Reply #41 on: October 03, 2008, 06:57:51 PM »
Actually I don't get it. O.o;
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« Reply #42 on: October 03, 2008, 07:07:10 PM »
lol o o.k,sry, i 4get the whole wrld dnt think like me n my friends do

think southern slavery, n how they use to hang slaves >_>

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« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2008, 07:08:00 PM »
I think he'strying to say black people get the noose...Like black people are hanged

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« Reply #44 on: October 03, 2008, 07:11:42 PM »
I know that, but what has being in a tree to do with getting hanged on a tree?
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Re: joke's
« Reply #45 on: October 03, 2008, 07:50:34 PM »
Mistakenly, Conflict thought that Hanging people occured in trees. Typically, it would be done in a town square with a device to perform the deed. Of course, if the slave owner was cruel, he may have hanged the slave locally to avoid expense, assuming it might have cost something to frame a slave or to at least dispose of tyhe corpse

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« Reply #46 on: October 03, 2008, 07:58:35 PM »
Ah, he meant "on trees". Yeah, I thought so already, but still. It's not very funny. Flick can do better. :D
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« Reply #47 on: October 04, 2008, 01:28:09 AM »
well actually the joke isn't mines, is just a common joke me and my friends say amongst eachother because of em found it on some website

but dont worry, as blizzard said, i can do better and i wont post again until i have something WONDERFUL :P

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Re: joke's
« Reply #48 on: October 04, 2008, 05:23:16 AM »
My, that's...nice.  :roll: Oh the sarcasm is just oozing out of that sentence!!!

If you fellows want a whole bundle of jokes, I got some right here...Just wait. Let me dig up a link.

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Re: joke's
« Reply #49 on: October 04, 2008, 06:38:25 AM »
Why does Barack Obama keep preaching about CHANGE?

Obviously he needs change...He's black, therefore is poor >.>;

Anyone have some change? Barack needs your spare change!

Note:::I am a Barack Supporter, and I am NOT rascist

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« Reply #50 on: October 08, 2008, 12:08:06 AM »
Conflict... the rascists jokes arent that funny :O.o:. Not to be rude but if you and your friends enjoy making black jokes all the time.... thats a bit odd :huh:.

A guy wakes into a bar... and hes black :huh:? Yeah not to funny.
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Re: joke's
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2008, 08:20:02 PM »
Yet more horrible jokes. :evil:
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« Reply #52 on: October 12, 2008, 02:42:06 AM »
Lol I liked the dog one :up: Think it should have been you sleep on the edge of the bed tho  :P
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« Reply #53 on: October 12, 2008, 01:30:22 PM »
Yeah me, too. Cell bone and homework, lol!
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« Reply #54 on: October 12, 2008, 07:16:04 PM »
i my god, so my dog is spoiled  :P





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Re: joke's
« Reply #55 on: April 25, 2009, 08:48:57 AM »
D= WARNING Necropost. o_O And stereotyping.

This used to be one of my fave jokes, not sure if you guys will get it. xD

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« Reply #56 on: April 25, 2009, 10:39:29 AM »
LMAO that one was funny.

its a shame we dont get more jokes.





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Re: joke's
« Reply #57 on: April 25, 2009, 02:47:13 PM »

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Re: joke's
« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2009, 09:12:42 PM »
 :rofl:

That mario one is the best but they were all funny





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Re: joke's
« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2009, 06:48:57 AM »
That mario is hilarious ROTFLMFAO XD