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« on: January 08, 2008, 03:09:47 PM »
Quote anything funny/disturbing/whatever what you can get. Note that you can use quotes from either our IRC channel, your own MSN conversation, etc.

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[14:53] mumerus: At least you didnt get your groins kicked multiple time by a killer exgf..
[14:54] Blizzard: >.<
[14:54] mumerus: I think I lost my potiential child..
[14:54] mumerus: I had to use 2 cold beer
[14:54] mumerus: 1 for each sack
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[15:50] mumerus: Thank god for your debugger (L)
[15:50] Blizzard: <3
He called me god. <3
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2008, 09:50:59 AM »
NORTOS!!!
It's you and me against the world!!

'we attack at dawn'!! Lol

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2008, 03:44:00 PM »
We were talking about chicks...
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[14:43] mumerus: If I was god.. putting up clothes would be a sin..
EDIT: Hot chicks of course.
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 12:10:58 AM »
lol Mumerus soo funy his quotes make me rofl...
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008, 02:39:31 AM »
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[01:38] JohnPetrucciPwns: Where is the TON of ADDONS

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 03:04:12 AM »
lol!

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 03:21:32 AM »
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008, 05:46:23 AM »
Careful, this one's NSFW (not safe for work), but a heavy lol. *uncensored!*
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 07:45:26 AM »
Quote from: Today at 12:45:14 AM Blizzard:
  JESUS CHRIST, FTS! IT'S 4:45 AM AT YOUR PLACE! GO GET SOME SLEEP!
That isn't a chat quote but it applies to u to Blizz :)
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 05:51:37 PM »
I did. At about 5am. >.<

EDIT:

Me, Jared, Susys (Sally) and mumerus. I just HAD TO quote this here.

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[03:57] Blizzard: ALL WOMEN DO WHEN I BREAK UP AND LEAVE THEM
[03:57] Jared: :P
[03:58] Jared: hey blizz i didnt cry when we....nvm
[03:58] Blizzard: >_>
[03:58] Jared: lol...
[03:58] Blizzard: <_<;
[03:58] mumerus: I made Sally cried
[03:58] Jared: twas a joke
[03:58] Blizzard: pst
[03:58] Blizzard: yah
[03:58] Blizzard: it was a joke
[03:58] Blizzard: <_<;
[03:58] Jared: lol...

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[03:59] mumerus: Sally secretly hates me

EDIT:

We were talking about his nutkicking exgf who is his gf again.

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[14:13] Blizzard: well
[14:13] Blizzard: if she agreed to be with you again
[14:13] Blizzard: I pretty much that's it
[14:13] Blizzard: like
[14:14] Blizzard: "IF I CAN'T HAVE HIS BABIES, NOBODY WILL!"
[14:14] Blizzard: ROFL!
« Last Edit: January 21, 2008, 03:18:21 PM by Blizzard »
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2008, 03:21:55 PM »
Blizzard says: I like the other pu*** thing in my pants
Boe says: Erm...
Boe says: Man Pudding?
Blizzard says: pussy
Blizzard says: <3
Boe says: o_O
Boe says: in your pants?
Blizzard says: I like having pussies in my pants
Boe says: how does that work?
Blizzard says: so my penis has something to play with
Blizzard says: don't ask >_>

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2008, 02:09:23 AM »
was that one faked lol?
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 02:54:02 AM »
No... <_<; I really said that. Me and BOE often chat about NSFW stuff. <_<;
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2008, 02:59:56 AM »
lol ok
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2008, 07:38:26 PM »
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[18:33] Blizzard: I gotta stop thinking about chicks <_<;
...
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: Yeah
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: then you'll never be able to
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: 'settle' down
[18:34] Blizzard: meh
[18:34] Blizzard: I can settle down
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: and then your going to waste all your energy on fucking girls instead of making my scripts XD
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: Just kidding
[18:34] Blizzard: just gotta find a girl who really is worth of it
[18:34] Blizzard: omg
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: Roger that man.
[18:34] Blizzard: SEX INSTEAD OF SCRPTS
...
[18:35] JohnPetrucciPwns: Girls are
[18:35] Blizzard: scripted?

Some text between was removed to keep the context of this text.

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[16:43] vobbys: I have a nerd's keyboard
[16:43] blizzardscripter: mg(º?º)

vobbys = Zeriab on AIM

EDIT:

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[16:48] vobbys: Well, I just said 4 years because I felt like lying
[16:48] blizzardscripter: ?
[16:49] blizzardscripter: >_>
[16:49] blizzardscripter: so it IS 5
[16:49] vobbys: XD
[16:49] vobbys: Yes
[16:49] blizzardscripter: I am breaking up with you

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[15:14] mumerus: Only you, know how to keep a whore like me
[15:14] mumerus: So happy
[15:14] mumerus: In the inside
[15:14] mumerus: of my pants
[15:15] Blizzard: O_O

O_O
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2008, 04:19:12 PM »
And you still do.

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2008, 10:48:27 PM »
O.O

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2008, 11:20:13 PM »
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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2008, 02:00:01 AM »
lol freezers

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Re: Chat quotes
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2008, 06:39:28 PM »
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[17:38] BOE: I like men.
[17:38] Blizzard: O_O
[17:38] Blizzard: GET AWAY FROM MY SHOES
[17:38] BOE: BUT YOU MAY FIND THAT I AM YOUR SHEOS!

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LOL!
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[17:53] Blizzard: the girls won't notice
[17:53] Blizzard: they are blind you know
[17:53] BOE: But I'm weird
[17:53] BOE: >_>
[17:53] Blizzard: they don't work like men do
[17:53] Blizzard: nah
[17:53] Blizzard: I am weird to
[17:53] Blizzard: but I act as if I'm not
[17:53] Blizzard: and see
[17:53] Blizzard: I get lots of sex
[17:53] Blizzard: xD
[17:53] BOE: >_>
[17:53] Blizzard: it's easy, lol
[17:55] BOE: But I don't just want to have sex for the hell of it. I want to find a women that I love, then get married. We will have a daughter, name her Serrah, and move to Florida.
[17:55] BOE: Where I start a taco factory.
[17:55] Blizzard: oh cool
[17:55] Blizzard: even better
[17:55] Blizzard: eh...
[17:55] Blizzard: you can't have a daughter if you don't have sex -_-
[17:55] BOE: Florida and the taco factory parts were jokes.
[17:55] BOE: O_O
[17:56] Blizzard: your parents didn't tell, you, right?
[17:56] BOE: D=<
[17:56] BOE: I wouldn't have sex with my daughter.
[17:56] BOE: I would play fetch with her.
[17:56] Blizzard: -_-
[17:56] BOE: and take her to baseball games.
[17:56] Blizzard: You need to have sex with your wife if you want a daughter
[17:57] BOE: Monster truck thigns.
[17:57] BOE:  /...
[17:57] BOE: I knew that...
[17:57] BOE: ;>_>

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LMAO!
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[18:17] BOE: I made a snow man.
[18:17] BOE: His name is blizzard.
[18:17] BOE: ohwait.
[18:17] BOE: >_>
[18:18] Blizzard: <_<;
[18:18] Blizzard: OMG
[18:18] Blizzard: DID YOU GET HIM INTO THE HOUSE
[18:18] BOE: XD
[18:18] BOE: mp
[18:18] Blizzard: HE WILL MELT FOR GOD'S SAKE!
[18:18] BOE: no*
[18:18] BOE: He's outside.
[18:18] Blizzard: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL TO MY KIND
[18:18] BOE: In the snow.
[18:18] Blizzard: oh good
[18:18] BOE: It's still snowing.
[18:18] BOE: When it starts to melt. I'm going to put him in the freezer.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2008, 07:19:48 PM by Blizzard »
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.