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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #80 on: August 04, 2011, 07:52:52 PM »
Then you can clean my cat.
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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #81 on: August 04, 2011, 08:29:34 PM »
Blizz, I wouldn't try to bring any ladies back home with this guy.

Normally, if you did, it'd be like:
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But with him covered in shit:
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But really, your cat is teh cutest. <3

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #82 on: August 04, 2011, 08:45:22 PM »
Anything for you Blizz, just be sure to throw some of those women my way.

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #83 on: August 04, 2011, 09:04:03 PM »
*throws a woman*
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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #84 on: August 04, 2011, 09:15:44 PM »
Quit ignoring my faggotry. >8U

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #85 on: August 04, 2011, 09:17:15 PM »
No, it got to me. ._.
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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #86 on: August 04, 2011, 11:44:05 PM »
*goes about licking Blizzard's cat (:naughty:) in return for the woman*

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #87 on: August 05, 2011, 02:57:53 PM »
My desk just got pissed on.
That cat no longer holds the position for awesomest cat ever.
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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #88 on: August 05, 2011, 03:51:54 PM »
After hours and hours of work and patience, I have decided that I cannot give the kitten the love and attention it needs from me. :( It really has some nasty habits and I was actually only able to start getting rid of them as it turns out. :( Plus, it really needs a lot of attention. It's not just a full time job, as I said earlier, it's actually taking away ALL of my free time (and I am on vacation right now). There's not way in hell that I can provide the cat the attention it needs now or that I can get rid of the bad habits before my vacation is over (about 10 days left). :( I decided that I will give it away to someone with more time on their hands. :'(
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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #89 on: August 05, 2011, 04:11:12 PM »
Nuuuuuuuuuuuueeeee ;w;


But if the cat is really giving you a hard time then that probably is for the best.



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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #90 on: August 05, 2011, 08:07:01 PM »
Its a good decision but a hard one.  :naughty: I hope that in the future you're able to get a cat that you can actually keep. And maybe a kitten too. Bazinga!

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #91 on: August 05, 2011, 08:19:24 PM »
Its a good decision but a hard one.  :naughty: I hope that in the future you're able to get a cat that you can actually keep. And maybe a kitten too. Bazinga!

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #92 on: August 06, 2011, 08:39:44 PM »
Blizzard, can I keep this woman?

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #93 on: August 06, 2011, 10:10:54 PM »
No, she's vegetative.

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #94 on: August 07, 2011, 08:06:51 AM »
Yes, you can.
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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #95 on: August 07, 2011, 10:12:22 AM »
You'll have to share her with Blizz though, which can lead to awkward situations.

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #96 on: August 07, 2011, 02:54:33 PM »
No, he doesn't. I'll just go get another one.
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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #97 on: August 07, 2011, 04:24:42 PM »
YES! Finally, I have a woman.....now what do I do?

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #98 on: August 07, 2011, 06:39:28 PM »
I totally forgot to say I'm very sorry to hear this. I wish you the best of luck.

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Re: Getting a cat
« Reply #99 on: August 07, 2011, 11:15:16 PM »
That sucks. Probably should have just bought a trained, adult kitteh.