Blizz, I wouldn't try to bring any ladies back home with this guy.
Normally, if you did, it'd be like:
Lady: Aww, he's so cute! Let's fuck!
Blizz: *grins, slowly stares at camera, grins more noticeably, gives thumbs up and screen fades black*
But with him covered in shit:
Lady: Ew, it's covered in shit! Is it dieing or something!?
Blizz: N-no, it's jus--
Lady: This is gross, I'm out of here!
Blizz: *sobs in the corner of his room, knowing he missed quality action*
But really, your cat is teh cutest. <3