How to get laid: 2nd attempt

Started by Blizzard, October 16, 2011, 09:35:25 am

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Blizzard

October 16, 2011, 09:35:25 am Last Edit: October 16, 2011, 09:48:02 am by Blizzard
Uncyclopedia gives us a good insight what we have to do to get laid.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Get_Laid

EDIT: One of the best "openers":

QuoteCut your wrists and start dying. They might notice you, and possibly help you. This technique has the added benefit that if the person chooses to help you, they're a nice person AND you're in!


EDIT: And of course the 100 worst pickup lines of all time:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Pick-Up_Lines_of_All_Time

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