Please send Ashley the following message from "her dear friend Tino":
"Dear Ashley,
the world around me is potatoes, but the three of us are getting along quite well. I hope you have a nice time in your paralell dimension and that you can plant many apple trees far away from any country that under any circumstances possible could have pandas. I recently planted cucumbers and it was good, and it was supposed to be too. I'll take them and export them to china where they will be imported back to britain, because god commanded me to do it in a vision I had when I tripped over a cow on a field and hit my head on a bypassing butterfly.
Merry Christmas, may the force be with you, Godspeed, Gute Reise,
Your dear friend Tino."