Zomg!? I shall prove I am real!
I shall throw bibles at your face and make you eat teh Torah!
Furthermore, I will lock you in a chamber with inscriptions of Buddah all over the walls!
Muhahahah! Cower in fear of God! For he created Pr0n and the mighty Internet, bahahah!
(No Bill Gates was just my decoy into you humans thinking he created the internet, but secretly I hid special notes in his pillow at night ;D)