I was really baffled at my thoughts. I shiver, shake, get excited, and turn awkward when I see her. All of her actions, they hypnotize me, to a higher effect of a regular pendulum. Alas, I'm afraid. Following her would be a sign of being a stalker, a follower, those creeps that will rape the victim. But I need her, or else my heart starts to withdraw. We're friends, sure, but can one of us take it to the next step, especially me? Hm, maybe I should consult an expert at this lovey-dovey subject.
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They had been really ridiretto with my thoughts. I shake, I beat, I
that I take with impacciati Bezaubern and restorations nonupdated, if
I to come he. All the relative activity, hypnotizes to me, for a space
raised more of the one than I hang it normal. Unhappyly, I am the
scared. To follow a character would be, more when stalker, a lamierina
of the puntura, to be that one that the damaged victim follows down.
But I control to need or my internal part that begins to be made
examinación. Comfortable, safe, but one of we who we are tin-plated
the following one of him to the restoration nonupdated of the phase,
special I? Tc, would have that to possibly recommend to connoisseur in
this subject of the dovey of the lovey.
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The trick here is to use as much English word-play, language, and not sound so textbook to make a humorous story. Or at least intend to make something humorous. I did something similar by translating texts to an Asian language and back, resulting in really humorous.