Good Jokes

Started by Shadonking, September 06, 2008, 08:21:21 pm

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ZOMG!AWESOME JOKES IN THAT LINK!
Chronos: Failed project due to loss of data.
Maybe I could try again...


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Blizzard

September 22, 2008, 09:16:59 am #21 Last Edit: September 22, 2008, 09:18:24 am by Blizzard
That remembers me of this one...

An Afro-American and a Latino-American are in a car. Who's driving?

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A cop.
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Diokatsu

Racism strikes again xD

Shadonking

September 25, 2008, 05:29:47 pm #23 Last Edit: September 25, 2008, 05:31:41 pm by Shadonking
i just got this joke from my sis. it made me lol.

HOW A MAN CHOOSES A WIFE

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Choosing A Wife





A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.




The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.






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Blizzard

Lol, I know that one.
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Shadonking

its been going around awhile now with people emailing it to loads of people.

but it desserved to be posted. :haha:





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Valcos

Lmao... Id probably do the same thing  :haha:.
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
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wolfi--

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Nice Gnawing you!

Yeah, it sucks.

Blizzard

Actually I laughed. xD
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

tSwitch

ok, here's one of my favorite jokes.

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a Horse walks into a bar and sits down, ordering a malt whiskey.  The bartender obliges and brings the sullen mare his beverage, noting that this particular horse had a peculiarly long face.  He went back to work as the horse guzzled the whiskey, and ordered several more.  So the bartender, feeling unexplainable concern for the horse brought him a glass of ice-water instead of the whiskey and asked him what was wrong.  The horse said that his wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer, his oldest son was put to sleep due to a leg injury, and his daughter was raped by a latino stallion and is now pregnant with twins.  The bartender was shocked that so much misfortune had fallen this horse in a single day and said.  Heh, I got you to read all this expecting a punch line.  And all that time you spent reading is time you'll never get back.  By the time you realize this sentence means absolutely nothing it will have been too late to finish reading it all.


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Valcos

PWNED!!  :^_^':

I dont tell jokes  :<_<:
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Diokatsu

I didn't even laugh!

Blizzard

"Become a nerd xor get a life trying."

xD
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Pokol DaErran

A HORRIBLE joke I read somewhere.  :^_^':
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A woman's house is on fire, but she won't come down from the roof because she would abandon her cat, who she clutches in her arms.  A man calls up "Drop the cat, I'll catch it!"  "Are you sure you won't miss?" the lady calls down.  "Don't worry!" the man replies.  "I'm a professional soccer player!"  The woman throws the cat down.  The man catches the cat, bounces it on his head three times, and kicks it over a wall.

And now for an even WORSE one I made up. :O.o:
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A man walks into a bar and spontaneously turns into a winning lottery ticket.
"...Sometimes, the impossible can become possible- if you're awesome!"
--Bolt

Reygekan

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that get the joke and those who don't.

Valcos

What are the other 8 types of people?  :huh:
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar De La Hoya

Blizzard

There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

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Banana - Knock-Knock
Man behind door - Who'se there
Banana - Banana
Man behind door - Banana who?
Banana - Knock-Knock
Man behind door - Who'se there
Banana - Banana
Man behind door - Banana who?
Banana - Knock-Knock
Man behind door - Who'se there
Banana - Banana
Man behind door - Banana who?
Orange - Knock-Knock
Man behind door - Who'se there
Orange - Orange
Man behind door - Orange who
Orange - Orange you glad i didn't bust down this door and kick your ass for ot letting my good buddy Banana in??


Actually, i kno this reaaaallly funny joke, but its it may be considered quite racist, i'm african american and the joke is about african americans, me and my friends find it hilarious but i wuld prefer if i got permission before i told it, n i would put it in spoilers as an extra precaution.

Blizzard

I think it's ok. Just don't encourage racist behavior, it's just a joke.
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Diokatsu

Quote from: Blizzard on October 02, 2008, 05:51:25 am
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.


LOL