Good Jokes

Started by Shadonking, September 06, 2008, 08:21:21 pm

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ConflictX3

o.k here i goes:




How do you get a black man out of a tree?
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.........lmao i'm sorry i'm tearing up at my comp

Blizzard

Actually I don't get it. O.o;
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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

ConflictX3

lol o o.k,sry, i 4get the whole wrld dnt think like me n my friends do

think southern slavery, n how they use to hang slaves >_>

Diokatsu

I think he'strying to say black people get the noose...Like black people are hanged

Blizzard

I know that, but what has being in a tree to do with getting hanged on a tree?
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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Diokatsu

Mistakenly, Conflict thought that Hanging people occured in trees. Typically, it would be done in a town square with a device to perform the deed. Of course, if the slave owner was cruel, he may have hanged the slave locally to avoid expense, assuming it might have cost something to frame a slave or to at least dispose of tyhe corpse

Blizzard

Ah, he meant "on trees". Yeah, I thought so already, but still. It's not very funny. Flick can do better. :D
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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

ConflictX3

well actually the joke isn't mines, is just a common joke me and my friends say amongst eachother because of em found it on some website

but dont worry, as blizzard said, i can do better and i wont post again until i have something WONDERFUL :P

on topic:
Why does Barack Obama keep preaching about CHANGE?
C.H.A.N.G.E - Come Help a N-word Get Elected!

^ Dumb, just using to stay on topic

Starrodkirby86

My, that's...nice.  :roll: Oh the sarcasm is just oozing out of that sentence!!!

If you fellows want a whole bundle of jokes, I got some right here...Just wait. Let me dig up a link.

* Starrodkirby86 goes to find a link. After minutes, he comes back all bruised.


I have it! :D

http://forum.chaos-project.com/index.php/topic,67.0.html

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Diokatsu

Quote from: ConflictX3 on October 03, 2008, 07:28:09 pm
Why does Barack Obama keep preaching about CHANGE?


Obviously he needs change...He's black, therefore is poor >.>;

Anyone have some change? Barack needs your spare change!

Note:::I am a Barack Supporter, and I am NOT rascist

Valcos

Conflict... the rascists jokes arent that funny :O.o:. Not to be rude but if you and your friends enjoy making black jokes all the time.... thats a bit odd :huh:.

A guy wakes into a bar... and hes black :huh:? Yeah not to funny.
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Pokol DaErran

Yet more horrible jokes. :evil:
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A guy walks into a bar... and he's Arshes.

How do you know when your dog is spoiled?
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A. He refuses to eat your homework.
B. He's constantly talking on his cell bone.
C. Another dog does his fetching for him
D. You're the one who sleeps in a cardboard box.
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Valcos

Lol I liked the dog one :up: Think it should have been you sleep on the edge of the bed tho  :P
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Blizzard

Yeah me, too. Cell bone and homework, lol!
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Shadonking

i my god, so my dog is spoiled  :P





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D= WARNING Necropost. o_O And stereotyping.

This used to be one of my fave jokes, not sure if you guys will get it. xD

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A British guy, an Australian guy and a Chinese guy are on a boat. Suddenly it starts to sink, so they all agree that they should throw something overboard to lighten the load.

The British guy says, "Well, there are plenty of these back at home" and throws all his teabags overboard.

The Chinese guy says, "Well, there are plenty of these back at home" and throws all his chopsticks overboard.

Then the Australian guy throws the Chinese man overboard. The British guy asks him why the hell he did that and the Australian guy replies: "What? There are plenty of those back at home."






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Shadonking

LMAO that one was funny.

its a shame we dont get more jokes.





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Shadonking

 :rofl:

That mario one is the best but they were all funny





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That mario is hilarious ROTFLMFAO XD