Left 4 Dead

[Spoofus]

hence the title..me and a friend played the demo over xbox live and all i can say is WOW!!!!!

this game is rather amazing for a FPS
i mean come on the game randomly decides to put spots in where it will actually atempt to overkill you fast as it can with waves upon waves of the undead in the game

and it is different everytime you play cause the game is set up to randomly decide what type and where the undead will show up...like say you enter a room and a "TANK" class zombie comes in and attacks you..but if you play it again the tank wont be in there and it may have a bunch of normal zombies instead..which i personally like cause if you do the 4 player co-op over xbox live it will be different everytime..and it does what halo did where you can have a guest with you when you play on live 



*tip for people who never played yet*

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if you hear crying be on alert and look everywhere you can so you can avoid a "WITCH" zombie..these things are harsh they pretty much kill you in one hit no matter what...and if you happen to come across one with out realizing turn off the flashlight fast if you have it on cause they are drawn to light like a moth....i learned all this the hard way..i thought " hehehehehehe look at this zombie crying.hahahahaha..BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!! (looks up after i shot her and pounces at me and kills me in one hit)  WTF!!!! just happen..friend says: oh yeah thats a witch dont shoot them or have a light on near them..(he tells me this after it gutted me)....thanks pal!! (sarcasm)

but yeah all in all this game is a must have if you like thses kinda games by far....and it uses the half-life 2 engine yo

[Vell]

ah, I watched someone play that.

the witches are that one in the opening thing who have the claws and the guy couldnt kill without shooting for like half a minute through a door right?

[Spoofus]

yeah that is a witch (the girl crying in the room)

and yeah they take a whole m16 clip to kill it for 8 shotgun shots to the face...no joke

[Vell]

those things are freaking sick-looking. its like a thirteen year old girl with freaking claws that sounds like its crying, awesome idea.

[Spoofus]

yeah what makes the worse when they decide tospawn one randomly in front of the safe room where you cant avoid it ( happened to me last night it was dumb)

ok last night on the demo where the final safe room is..we had they most retarded spwans on us..first we activated the switch had the zombie hord come after us..no prob..but after thta the game thought hmmm..lets throw in 3 tanks for the fun of it...and that killed everybody but me and my friend..then going to the safe room we started to hear crying and and the damn witch was ..no joke..sitting right in front of the door of the safe room..i thought BULL!!! that is lame dumbest run ever 3 tanks and a witch right at the end seriously not cool, but it was so epic still though i guess that proves how bad my luck is eh

[Vell]

my friend heard of games were no zombies at all spawned.

[Spoofus]

wow really i never had that happen to me yet..but i have heard of that happening sometimes..i may just be really unlucky at the game cause i get like 3 witch and at least 2 tank spawns each game

[Vell]

O.O ON WHAT DIFFICULTY?!

the only time we had more than one Tank is in the end of the No Mercy fifth stage, with that long ass fight to save your life.

[Spoofus]

what is sad it is just the normal difficulty..as i said i must have really bad luck in the game

and wow in No mercy(we got there earlier today) you only got 1 tank 

i had 4 there..no joke it was dumb they came at us at the same time too, we both went WTF is this all we ever get is tanks and witches?

i just hope to god that if we play through again we might get better luck in it, if it happens again i will refuse to play this game then lol, i swear this game hates me so much...when my friend solos it he never gets tanks or witches..but if i solo the game decides heeeeey it is spoofus lets take a massive tank fist and shove in his "brown eye".

( man Ulta pass some of your luck over to me i really need it in this game )

[Vell]

the AI director is intelligent, if your doing good it ups the difficulty. stop playing so good.

[Spoofus]

i cant help it im make sure i try the best i can..i mean for headshot counts i tend to have 40 minimum. and i try not to take alot of damage if i can..just the way i am...maybe i should to rush in to all the mobs of zombies to see if that helps my problem but still i forgot it would do that if your doing good so yeah may be the source of my unlucky streak in the game

[Vell]

in response to that I say MOO!!

EDITED BECAUSE I HATE KEYBOARDS >:/

also, yeah, thats what I figured happened. its sometimes hard to realise your good and that the director is intelligent., maybe try a harder difficulty as well?

[Tazero]

*Good at FPS'*
Sounds fun once i get my Xbox 360 i might beable to meet you online

[Calintz]

Great Game...

[tSwitch]

I'd never buy a valve game for a console, but L4D is awesome aside from that.

also: the witch takes a single shotgun shell to the face, you just need to be good at the game like me.
oh yeah, and the witch doesn't look 13, she looks like she's 56

[Sally]

from your spoiler, i always alert the witch and kill it, when i play online people yell at me
then i yell at them for yelling at me and they keep yelling then i aggro the next witch and let em all die, and kill the witch myself. thats pretty much how it goes. but yeah great game.

[Calintz]

I'm not hating on resident evil, but left 4 dead just does what no other zombie game has for me...

[tSwitch]

from your spoiler, i always alert the witch and kill it, when i play online people yell at me
then i yell at them for yelling at me and they keep yelling then i aggro the next witch and let em all die, and kill the witch myself. thats pretty much how it goes. but yeah great game.

the witch attacks the person who aggros it and runs away.
your story would never happen in the game.

[Calintz]

Then you have that gal-darn BOOMOER that shoots that vomit like shit on you, and cause a horde of the bastards to rush you!!

[Sally]

they all have to start worrying about the witch witch ends up having them dieng...

[Calintz]

The witch kills EVERYTHING!!

[tSwitch]

The witch kills EVERYTHING!!

the witch is programmed to attack the person that disturbs her, knock them down, kill them, then run away
she doesn't change targets.

[Calintz]

No...
What I meant is that me and my buddy have yet to kill her before she can kill one of us.

[tSwitch]

No...
What I meant is that me and my buddy have yet to kill her before she can kill one of us.

@dead_Witch = @auto_Shotgun + @witch_Face

[Calintz]

Never worked...must not have shot her in the face!!
My buddy even sniped three shots into her head and she still lived on!!

[tSwitch]

Never worked...must not have shot her in the face!!
My buddy even sniped three shots into her head and she still lived on!!

I'll record a demo for you.
I'll pop open singleplayer, give myself an auto-shotty, spawn a witch, and kill her.

trust me bro, I've been playing this game since the pre-release demo, I know what I'm talking about