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Attention CP Afficionados (diversion from April Fools joke 2009)

Started by FBI, March 31, 2009, 08:40:49 am

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G_G

March 31, 2009, 11:46:43 am #20
Had to post this lol
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NOOBS XD HA HA HA

Hellfire Dragon

March 31, 2009, 12:33:56 pm #21 Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 12:35:31 pm by Hellfire Dragon
'FBI' was on the IRC ages ago, it was a joke, pretty much said the same things :ninja:

(I think it was Aqua)

G_G

March 31, 2009, 12:58:25 pm #22
Quote from: FBI on March 31, 2009, 08:40:49 am
This is a written declaration, alerting you to the status of your web ring.

This website has been found in violation of several international laws governing illegal content and materials, including but not limited to: hacked applications, keygens, or cracks (known to the hacking community as 'warez'), hacking guides, mention of hacking, potential and/or motives to hack sensitive materials, and the illegal posting, viewing and distribution of CP.

The distribution of CP is a criminal offense in most, if not all known countries, and alone would be enough to shut this website down for good, aside from the rest of the incriminating evidence held against the administrator (known as 'Blizzard', which in itself is a breach of trademark laws, concerning Blizzard Entertainment America).

We have evidence in the forms of chat logs, archived hidden forum posts, and even a confession by 'Blizzard'.

This is the first step in disabling and destroying this notorious ring of CP producers, and with cooperation and reform perhaps more drastic measures do not have to be taken, and perhaps we can work out a deal. 

However, as of this moment, 'Blizzard', and the rest of his staff, have one day to clear and disable this website, before we do it for them.

-- FBI


CONFESSION BY BLIZZARD MY ASS YOU FUCKNUTS GO SUCK A BIG GIANT COCK OR EVEN BETTER A COW COCK YOU COW FUCKERS. What evidence huh? Hidden Forum Posts my ass!

FBI

March 31, 2009, 01:02:25 pm #23
we have no need to prove anything to you, as you are not involved in this matter.  your childish outbursts will serve as nothing but more incentive for our organization to shut down this site permanently.

you have been warned.

G_G

March 31, 2009, 01:04:26 pm #24
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 11:46:43 am
Had to post this lol
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NOOBS XD HA HA HA



You're still a noob

Blizzard

March 31, 2009, 01:28:13 pm #25
Guys, I will contact FBI and talk to them. This must be all a big misunderstanding.
Check out Daygames and our games:

King of Booze 2      King of Booze: Never Ever
Drinking Game for Android      Never have I ever for Android
Drinking Game for iOS      Never have I ever for iOS

Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Zylos

March 31, 2009, 01:29:42 pm #26
They probably came here because they thought CP stood for Child Porn.



Blizzard

March 31, 2009, 01:31:40 pm #27
Yes, they mentioned that in IRC earlier. I'll contact them and tell you how it went.
Check out Daygames and our games:

King of Booze 2      King of Booze: Never Ever
Drinking Game for Android      Never have I ever for Android
Drinking Game for iOS      Never have I ever for iOS

Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Shadonking

March 31, 2009, 01:41:33 pm #28
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 01:04:26 pm
Quote from: game_guy on March 31, 2009, 11:46:43 am
Had to post this lol
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NOOBS XD HA HA HA



You're still a noob


LMAO

-_- some one got bored and prob did this for some fun or to add exitement to the site. *cough*aqua or blizz*cough*






Creator Of Music And Games
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rmxp rmvx blizz-abs rpg maker xp vx abs cbs cms script tons of addons charsets autotiles HUD


come here if you have a ps3
http://forum.chaos-project.com/index.php?topic=1952.0

Blizzard

March 31, 2009, 01:47:11 pm #29 Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 02:02:46 pm by Blizzard
There are jokes which even I find untasteful. I swear to you with my life that I am not FBI and that this is not an April Fools prank.
Check out Daygames and our games:

King of Booze 2      King of Booze: Never Ever
Drinking Game for Android      Never have I ever for Android
Drinking Game for iOS      Never have I ever for iOS

Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Shadonking

March 31, 2009, 01:55:27 pm #30
well we will see

well then FBI screw you and i shaged your mom. and also this shows that you have nothing better to do but post and watch forums.


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which makes me more sure that this is a prank





Creator Of Music And Games
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keywords: ShowHide
rmxp rmvx blizz-abs rpg maker xp vx abs cbs cms script tons of addons charsets autotiles HUD


come here if you have a ps3
http://forum.chaos-project.com/index.php?topic=1952.0

Blizzard

March 31, 2009, 02:05:48 pm #31 Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 03:08:10 am by Blizzard
EDIT: Alright. I have decided to talk to FBI after all. This isn't just some prank. I have 3 days to clean out the forum (with the assistance of my mods) from crack links, etc. If I don't, they will contact my host and disable the website permanently. I was able to explain that CP means Chaos Project and has nothing to do with child porn.
Check out Daygames and our games:

King of Booze 2      King of Booze: Never Ever
Drinking Game for Android      Never have I ever for Android
Drinking Game for iOS      Never have I ever for iOS

Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

GAX

April 01, 2009, 04:22:32 am #32
Ugh...yay, more friggin work...

Seriously, don't you guys have any worse crimes to go after?

I'll list a few:

-Illegal misuse of Artificial Insemination with intent of abusing the United Stats Welfare System (Octomom)

...um, okay, I'm blank on crimes, but there's probably some sick fuck out there killing puppies or something...seriously, can't you just give us programmers a break?

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Reno-s--Joker

April 01, 2009, 06:11:22 am #33
Quote from: FBI on March 31, 2009, 01:02:25 pm
We have no need to prove anything to you, as you are not involved in this matter. Your childish outbursts will serve as nothing but more incentive for our organization to shut down this site permanently.

You have been warned.


For an internationally known authority, it was annoying me and I had to fix your post, FBI.

RoseSkye

April 01, 2009, 06:13:49 am #34
Whenever someone says they have nothing to prove to someone else.. they have something to prove to someone else and they have a small penis.

Reno-s--Joker

April 01, 2009, 06:21:04 am #35
Lol. <3

Yeah anyways ..... show us your badge.

Sally

April 01, 2009, 06:36:49 am #36
Quote from: GuardianAngelX72 on April 01, 2009, 04:22:32 am
Ugh...yay, more friggin work...

Seriously, don't you guys have any worse crimes to go after?

I'll list a few:

-Illegal misuse of Artificial Insemination with intent of abusing the United Stats Welfare System (Octomom)

...um, okay, I'm blank on crimes, but there's probably some sick fuck out there killing puppies or something...seriously, can't you just give us programmers a break?


maybe a whore site, or a real child porn site? maybe hackers?  4-chan ? maby.

RoseSkye

April 01, 2009, 06:44:54 am #37
Quote from: Susys on April 01, 2009, 06:36:49 am
Quote from: GuardianAngelX72 on April 01, 2009, 04:22:32 am
Ugh...yay, more friggin work...

Seriously, don't you guys have any worse crimes to go after?

I'll list a few:

-Illegal misuse of Artificial Insemination with intent of abusing the United Stats Welfare System (Octomom)

...um, okay, I'm blank on crimes, but there's probably some sick fuck out there killing puppies or something...seriously, can't you just give us programmers a break?


maybe a whore site, or a real child porn site? maybe hackers?  4-chan ? maby.


If 4-chan is ever taken down for good I'll go outside and enlist myself into a church because then I will be forced to believe that there is a god.

Sally

April 01, 2009, 06:46:27 am #38
hmm... yeah if 4-chan went down i would want to die...

edit: ok maybe not die......

Zylos

April 01, 2009, 12:17:02 pm #39
Well shit, CP's screwed. ._. *flees to his backup site*



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