Jack Cannon and Max Facepuncher

[Ryex]

http://fancyadventures.com/
this is one of the most awesome web-comics I've ever read, also once you have read the comic you should check out the twitter for Max Facepuncher a crazy character from the comic. you will only really appreciate the humor on it once you have read the comic though
http://twitter.com/MaxFacepuncher

noteworthy quotes:
from the comic:

Craig:What the.. but you....I.... and.... HOW THE HELL DID YOU-!?
Jack: Oh, what, the underground thing? I just punched my way out.
Craig: What? WHAT? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! you were OVER THERE when I buried you!
Jack: Right, Yeah, I punched it your direction.
Craig: IN MY DIRECTION?!
Jack: It's not my fault if I can hear you incredibly nasal voice underground.

what he lacks in tact manners and capacity for following simple orders... me makes up for in PUNCHIN' BICHES

Jack: Well someone get me a cape, because it looks like I just saved the Friggin, day!
Cindy: Alright, alright, don't go geting your head too far up you arse now, boy wonder.

from Max Facepuncher's twitter:

Dating advice: "Baby I don't need a parachute," May impress the ladies, but gravity is never impressed.

Took out a giant murderous killer octopus that washed up in Japan. Strangely enough some of the crowd booed at me.

Mending temporal rips in space and time is donkeyballs, by the way guys.

Just threw a pigeon through a mans chest. Would it kill a pedestrian to applaud instead of screaming, just once? Seriously.

Punched a re-animated skeletons head off in such a way that it knocked the head off another skeleton! In the game of life I get bonus points

Dammit dammit dammit why did I headbutt that train dammit.

[G_G]

Why can't there be more D:
I read all the pages in an hour already D: I want more!

Hehe its pretty funny. I want to see more though. Now off to see his twitter page.

[Ryex]

The best line yet.

TAKE ME TO THAT PHALLUS!