Pickup Lines.

[G_G]

Post some of the hilarious or cheesy pickup lines you've got.

Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
Hey I lost my phone #, can I have yours?
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

Share yours xD

EDIT:
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

[WhiteRose]

Share yours xD

Was that one of your pick-up lines?

[G_G]

Maybe....

[Fallen Angel X]

There's a trial in my pants and you've been summoned.
Is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me? *My reply* "I'm happy that there's a banana in my pants"
Oooooh, barracuda
Hi, let's have sex.
Let's take a ride on my express train

[Vell]

AND THEN I SAW HER FACE *jingles* AND NOW I'M A BELIEVER!

[Chaze007]

I need to check you out, like a library book, that's overdue.

I'm gonna take a beautiful picture of you in a park.

your beauty is like a delicate pelican swooping into a greeny river?

your eyes are like the cube on transformers that turns all the transformers to life cuz when I look in your eyes it makes me feel alive.

If I were a stampeding wildabeast running though the savanna you would be my watering hole.

Are you Xena the warrior princess, cuz you just kicked the FUCK outta my heart.

Valentine's Day: ShowHide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zndflNmoCus

[Vell]

AND NOT A TRACE~ OF DOUBT IN MY MIND!

[WhiteRose]

your eyes are like the cube on transformers that turns all the transformers to life cuz when I look in your eyes it makes me feel alive.

I don't know why, but that is really, really funny. If someone said that to me I'd definitely go out with them.

[Fallen Angel X]

WhiteRose....

your eyes are like the cube on transformers that turns all the transformers to life cuz when I look in your eyes it makes me feel alive.

Go out with me?

[Vell]

Prolly 'cause it sounds so awkward and somehow still enticing.

[WhiteRose]

WhiteRose....

your eyes are like the cube on transformers that turns all the transformers to life cuz when I look in your eyes it makes me feel alive.

Go out with me?

Yes. Consider us official.

[Chaze007]

but but fax...we..were meant to be!

[Vell]

D: oh no, drama! Love Triangles! The fangirls are going to go CRAZY!

[Chaze007]

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UltaFlame, will you stand with me in the end, hand in hand, to fight those motherfucking lifesucking zombies that killed our loved ones, will you be there to blow their fucking brains out of their skulls with me?

[Vell]

KILL THE ZOMBIES! KILL THE ZOMBIES! KILL THE ZOMBIES! KILL THE ZOMBIES BY SHOOTING THEM IN THE HEAD, THEY CAN'T EAT YOU IF YOU MAKE THEM DEAD, SHOOT THE ZOMBIES, SHOOT THE ZOMBIES.

[Fallen Angel X]

Aw crap. I thought Chaze was a zombie. I blew his head off with my shotgun by accident.

Oh crap.

Hey pretty dead woman, want a taste of my gun?

[Chaze007]

*Tackles FaX and removes his clothes, Then proceeds with performing [OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING]*

[Blizzard]

Hi, I am making a survey about bad pickup lines. Which one do you think is the cheesiest:
a) Hey I lost my phone #, can I have yours?
b) I need to check you out, like a library book, that's overdue.
c) Hi, I am making a survey about bad pickup lines.

The usual response is just laughter after I finish with c) and then I get asked for my name or get a compliment. xD

[Fantasist]

I got nothing for now, but Bliz takes the cake, seconded by Chaze's Transformer line.

[AliveDrive]

Hi, I'm a pilot.

I've never had to use anything else.


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