Pickup Lines.

[Blizzard]

Sex. The answer this time is actually sex.

[AliveDrive]

Makes the world go round.

[Ryex]

and continues the human race...

[Fallen Angel X]

cause we fuck like bunnies....

[AliveDrive]

bunnies learnt that particular act from us humans. 

[wolfspirit]

Yes. And us humans then again learned it from the potatoes.

[SBR*]

*touches the other's knee* I was just itching... on your knee...
(Google transelation, could be wrong wording... Don't really know what 'jeuk hebben aan' means in English. BTW, it's Dutch)

[Blizzard]

You suck.

[wolfspirit]

*touches the other's knee* I was just itching... on your knee...
(Google transelation, could be wrong wording... Don't really know what 'jeuk hebben aan' means in English. BTW, it's Dutch)

Een nederlander hier!! 
Maar hij heeft gelijk... you suck

[SBR*]

*touches the other's knee* I was just itching... on your knee...
(Google transelation, could be wrong wording... Don't really know what 'jeuk hebben aan' means in English. BTW, it's Dutch)

Een nederlander hier!!  
Maar hij heeft gelijk... you suck

Lol, was that serious  ?

[Blizzard]

Lol, no, guys. "You suck" is the pickup line. xD

Me: You suck.
Her: Wait, what?! Why?
Me: I've been trying to approach you for 20 minutes by now, but with all those men hitting on you, it's impossible. Who are you anyway?!
Her: Well, I'm blablabla...

You get the idea.

I didn't make up that line, though. :/

[SBR*]

Lol, no, guys. "You suck" is the pickup line. xD

Me: You suck.
Her: Wait, what?! Why?
Me: I've been trying to approach you for 20 minutes by now, but with all those men hitting on you, it's impossible. Who are you anyway?!
Her: Well, I'm blablabla...

You get the idea.

I didn't make up that line, though. :/

Oh, then it's ok  . But wolfspirit?

[wolfspirit]

Lol, no, guys. "You suck" is the pickup line. xD

Me: You suck.
Her: Wait, what?! Why?
Me: I've been trying to approach you for 20 minutes by now, but with all those men hitting on you, it's impossible. Who are you anyway?!
Her: Well, I'm blablabla...

You get the idea.

I didn't make up that line, though. :/

Oh, then it's ok  . But wolfspirit?

I just like to say random stuff.
And raping aliens, but that's irrelevant.

[SBR*]

Lol, no, guys. "You suck" is the pickup line. xD

Me: You suck.
Her: Wait, what?! Why?
Me: I've been trying to approach you for 20 minutes by now, but with all those men hitting on you, it's impossible. Who are you anyway?!
Her: Well, I'm blablabla...

You get the idea.

I didn't make up that line, though. :/

Oh, then it's ok  . But wolfspirit?

I just like to say random stuff.
And raping aliens, but that's irrelevant.

No, because mice like cheese.

[Blizzard]

Here's a classic:

Oh my god! Have you just seen the fight outside?

EDIT: Better:

Oh my god! Have you just seen the two girls fighting outside?

[Sally]

Oh my god! Have you just seen the two girls fighting outside?

^hot shit.

[Fallen Angel X]

^Even hotter shit

[Alton Wyte]

I need to check you out, like a library book, that's overdue.

I'm gonna take a beautiful picture of you in a park.

your beauty is like a delicate pelican swooping into a greeny river?

your eyes are like the cube on transformers that turns all the transformers to life cuz when I look in your eyes it makes me feel alive.

If I were a stampeding wildabeast running though the savanna you would be my watering hole.

Are you Xena the warrior princess, cuz you just kicked the FUCK outta my heart.

Valentine's Day: ShowHide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zndflNmoCus

I started reading this thread and I recognised that from Destery immediately :V

[tSwitch]

There are three types of pickup lines.

1. The ones that include sex. They make you look arrogant and almost never work.
2. The cute ones that are cheesy and that everybody knows. They make you look unoriginal and uncreative.
3. The ones that are none. They work almost always as they are neutral and non-threatening.

Generally, a pickup LINE is a bad idea. xD Like a magic sentence to get people to have sex with you. It's just idiotic that people actually believe that they work. >.<

I have one I've used pretty well.
It's a type 3.

"Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Blizzard]

I have one line that is awesome to use, but if you can't control your body language or your behavior (as in: you get nervous and people can see it), then you shouldn't use it. I found out that it works well when you are walking by somebody since it creates a realistic situation. You'll know what I mean when you read it.

Hi. I saw you from over there and I thought I should talk to you since I think you're stunning. Too bad I don't have time right now, but we should get a cup of coffee sometimes. Type in your number. *hands over cellphone*

Alternative version when she's speaking to other guys.

Hi. I saw you from over there and I thought I should talk to you since I think you're stunning. Too bad I don't have time right now to chitchat like your friends here, but we should get a cup of coffee sometimes. Type in your number. *hands over cellphone*

Use at your own risk. If you deliver this line right, she can't refuse.
Now, I won't tell you what to do when she says that she has a boyfriend, because this is a pickup line thread, not a pickup procedure thread. :V