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The Niche

July 19, 2010, 07:50:31 pm #180
Both awesome.
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
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King Munkey

July 19, 2010, 10:27:44 pm #181
"Can I show you Munkey style?"

G_G Is my hero!
Munkey != monkey
Munkey > monkey

Blizzard

July 20, 2010, 02:16:45 am #182
Extension on an earlier line.

"I am your father. And I'm so glad you don't mind our incestive relationship."

LMAO! Imagine the look on her face if you told her that! xD
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winkio

July 20, 2010, 02:37:19 am #183
Imagine the girl breaking down crying because she was abused as a child.

Blizzard

July 20, 2010, 03:09:05 am #184
I agree, that would suck. ._.
It's not usable line anyway.
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The Niche

July 20, 2010, 05:30:08 pm #185
Would be hilarious though. Woops, momentary insanity relapse.

Please turn around, you appear to be turning me on <turns around> OH SHIT THAT'S WORSE!!
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

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Shalaren

July 20, 2010, 08:55:21 pm #186
lol thats not a great pick up line xD, the girl would just walk away from you o-o

The Niche

July 20, 2010, 09:28:51 pm #187
Sha, we've stopped doing good lines. Now we're back at cheesy ones.
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

July 21, 2010, 02:33:53 am #188
"I'm your mother."
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The Niche

July 21, 2010, 10:02:16 am #189
I'm a priest, would you like a long and thrilling night as an altar girl?
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

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Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

July 21, 2010, 10:35:39 am #190
I'd stop being a priest for you.
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The Niche

July 21, 2010, 03:36:49 pm #191
Well sure, I'm a priest but I think the bishop will make an exception for you.
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

July 21, 2010, 08:11:10 pm #192
Your friend said that you're into me. Is it true? If not, I'm gonna seduce her to teach her a lesson! And then it's your turn.

EDIT: I think this is by far the stupidest pickup line I have come up with. Just lol!
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WhiteRose

July 21, 2010, 08:13:58 pm #193 Last Edit: July 23, 2010, 09:26:50 pm by WhiteRose
Quote from: Blizzard on July 21, 2010, 08:11:10 pm
Your friend said that you're into me. Is it true? If not, I'm gonna seduce her to teach her a lesson! And then it's your turn.


I lol'd.

EDIT: You all could just take a page out of this guy's book (seriously, this is actually how he started our omegle conversation:)
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Stranger: are u a gurl that let me see her boobs
You: Girl? Yes. Boobs? Probably not.
Stranger: plz
You: Nope. But there are plenty of boobs around, so you should be able to find some without much trouble.

The Niche

July 23, 2010, 10:34:31 pm #194
...Dare I ask if it worked?  :rofl:
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Fallen Angel X

July 24, 2010, 09:18:20 pm #195
Nah, she rejected me painfully.

The Niche

July 24, 2010, 09:21:41 pm #196
:rofl:
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Blizzard

July 25, 2010, 03:26:08 pm #197
I browsed a bit over the old forum and came across a cool convo starter by me which I really wanted to post here.

QuoteWhat do you think? Do I have the right to say that I have a good clothing style or is this a matter that others have to decide? In other words, can I decide what's "in" or does it have to be some designer? Are we all just slaves of the mode industry or do we just accept it because we don't know better?


It's a great topic if you have style that deviates from the average person or from current trends. I should totally put that one in my arsenal again. ^_^

Now back to stupid lines. :D
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

The Niche

July 25, 2010, 10:49:48 pm #198
Just walk up to a random girl and start staring at her. When she catches you, if she's worth it she'll come over and demand to know why you're staring at her. :V:
Level me down, I'm trying to become the anti-blizz!
Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
Ah, excellent.  You liked my amusing sideshow, yes?  I'm just a simple fool, my wit entertains the wise, and my wisdom fools the fools.


My Website: ShowHide

I'm like the bible, widely hated and beautifully quotable.

Dropbox is this way, not any other way!

Jek

July 26, 2010, 12:05:48 am #199
"I saw you from across the (location here) and I must say you have a nice (body part of interest here)".
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