Pickup Lines.

[Kett Shee]

Did you know the female body is about 55% water? Well guess what, I'm feeling pretty thirsty.

[The Niche]

*momentary break from the cheesy*

She's walking on the other side of the street, you're with a friend. Get your friend to try and fail to get her attention, then run over and say
"hey uh, sorry about my friend, he's a little...impulsive,"

*back to cheesy*

[Blizzard]

I just had an idea with a variation on that. Let your friend do the same without her figuring out that you're friends. After he gets blown out, get in there and say "Ok, what did he do?". xD

[The Niche]

Outstripped again! DAMMIT BLIZZ!!

That gives me an idea

*she beats you at something*
"Yeah, well I bet you can't outstrip me!"

[Blizzard]

*scavenges thread for good lines* *adds them into his notes* :3

[Calintz]

Here is a good way to break ice with a girl you don't know. Trust me it works. If you meet a girl somewhere simply approach her and while doing so make eye contact with her, however, FOCUS MOSTLY ON HER HAIR as you approach her. Then, look at her for a second and then look at her hair for a second or two, and tell her she has something in it, even if she doesn't. She has no way to know that you're lying, and if she cares about her appearance she'll panic on the inside. Let her make a few "pretend attempts" to get it out herself, but ensure her that she is missing the object. After two or three attempts signal to her that you'll take over, and ask "may I?"

She'll most likely give you permission (I've never been told no, but I guess it could happen). When she does don't molest her, LOL!! Just casually use two fingers or so and pick at a spot in her hair. Softly say either "got it," or "there you go." If she asks you what it was...say either "I don't know,"(with a chuckle) or "fuzzball".

Congratulations...you know have your foot in the door and can proceed to inquire about a name...address...social security number, WHATEVER!!

A word to the wise:
This Special Attack will only bring you in contact with the elusive female race my friends! It is up to you to prove yourself worthy of procreation with her!!

[The Niche]

Where did you paste that from?

Hi, I'm a copier. Do you want to be pasted?

[Calintz]

I didn't paste it from anywhere Niche, Lol.

[Blizzard]

I've seen that routine around, it's not original. But that doesn't make it any less awesome. I actually didn't want to post it, because I think it is way too hardcore for this topic (and particularly this forum). I personally turn this up three notches. I come over starring ONLY at her hair with a mellow and slightly creepy expression on my face. Until I get close, it looks like I am starring at her eyes. When I am close enough, she will be confused and a little bit creeped out. Incredible tension has built up and that's exactly where I want her. I slowly stretch out my hand towards her hair increasing the tension more and more. It becomes unbearable. At that moment she is totally confused. I don't say a single word, I just run two or three fingers through her hair which freezes the tension level where it is. Then I completely change my face expression into something that cannot be explained with words (when I do that expression while looking in the mirror, I get goose bumps), show her a fuzzball (yeah, I sometimes have one around with me for this to work so great) and watch her reaction on the release of the tension of the situation. She cracks up. Sometimes I even get hysterical laughter. Probably because of the hard pull back into reality.
Of course, during all that time I don't say a single word. I usually walk away right after they are able to talk again, but I never get far enough before they catch up with me. D: (They know I did the tension thing on purpose and somebody who can build up that kind of tension has something irresistible to them.)

Now please hands off the hardcore stuff (which reminds my of that neat thing I do to her hands). Hush.

EDIT: Maybe it works so great because I only do this to girls that think they are the shit and the hottest girl in the place. "The higher they fly..."
It's like bringing a nuclear weapon to a gun fight and it's one of the most powerful things I have in my arsenal.

EDIT: That expression I mentioned... Maybe it can be described with the phrase "Yeah, believe it. I just did that. And you love it." I don't know, it conveys so much that I just can't really put it into words.

EDIT: Hands off the hardcore stuff. D:

EDIT: My line for today:

Me: "Do that again."
She: "Do what?"
Me: "The thing that you just did."
She: "What thing?"
Me: "Ah, there you go, you did it again. It's so adorable."

[Calintz]

LMFAO!!
This is great, Lol.

You just *leveled up* my A-Game!!
I can see how that may actually increase the response. This shit is legit!!

[Blizzard]

It's not so much fun for me to use this stuff, though. I like a lot more to use bullshit and actually get away with it. Playing on the edge is a lot more fun. Of course, dropping an a-bomb once in a while is refreshing. xD

[The Niche]

Words of wisdom from the master

Excuse me, are you a doctor?
No, why?
Because you've opened me up and taken my heart. *Saving grace: Just when she's dropped you into the loser category, "you asshole!"*

[Subsonic_Noise]

Hey guys i got a great pickup line it works like 99% of the times so here is what you do:
act all natural, be yourself, be situational and talk about an interesting topic. Leave your book with pickup lines at home and forget all of them, because you don't need them anymore, unless you haven't got the slightest bit of an interesting personality.
This may sound very difficult, but just try it!

[The Niche]

Sub, we've all realised that. This is "spam" for a reason.

[Subsonic_Noise]

Sub, we've all realised that. This is "spam" for a reason.

This is "spam" for a reason.

This is "spam"

This totally isn't in Entertainment at all.
Also, you didn't get what I was trying to say. Drop the oh so "serious" talk and get back to the entertaining ones kthxbye

Also:
"Hi, I'm Leif. It's cold in here."
...Ok, this one is an insider.

[Blizzard]

Hey guys i got a great pickup line it works like 99% of the times so here is what you do:
act all natural, be yourself, be situational and talk about an interesting topic. Leave your book with pickup lines at home and forget all of them, because you don't need them anymore, unless you haven't got the slightest bit of an interesting personality.
This may sound very difficult, but just try it!

This again? We've gone through this already.
You're saying 99%. That means that 99 out of 100 girls you meet, you can actually get sexual with and possibly have a relationship. Saying something like that is just a pure lie. Nobody has a success rate of 99%. Nobody. Period.

EDIT: Do you actually have a need to prove to us that you are so right and we are so wrong? Is that why you are picking this up again?
Dude, it's ok. Nobody minds. You don't have to try so hard. Just be real. You do it your way if you like it so much. Different people have different preferences. Nobody is judging you or thinking less of you. It's cool.

[Karltheking4]

OT:
Ahh, a great pickup line is to hit them in their car, then you get out, get their insurance number, cell phone number, name, etc.
works brilliantly...
Until you get the bill

[Subsonic_Noise]

Hey guys i got a great pickup line it works like 99% of the times so here is what you do:
act all natural, be yourself, be situational and talk about an interesting topic. Leave your book with pickup lines at home and forget all of them, because you don't need them anymore, unless you haven't got the slightest bit of an interesting personality.
This may sound very difficult, but just try it!

This again? We've gone through this already.
You're saying 99%. That means that 99 out of 100 girls you meet, you can actually get sexual with and possibly have a relationship. Saying something like that is just a pure lie. Nobody has a success rate of 99%. Nobody. Period.

I was being sarcastic. And I dunno about you but I do not approach a girl with the set goal of "getting sexual" or having a relationship, but rather to get to know her. That is what that was about.
The main goal, sadly, has nothing to do with proving you wrong or proving how right I am (since there is no right and wrong here), but getting this thread back to entertainment. If I use a bit of sarcasm on the way, it was to be expected, right? Right.

[Blizzard]

Dude, I told you. You don't have to try so hard. It's cool.

[Subsonic_Noise]

Dude, I told you. You don't have to try so hard. It's cool.

That's what she said.
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