Chat quotes

[Blizzard]

Quote anything funny/disturbing/whatever what you can get. Note that you can use quotes from either our IRC channel, your own MSN conversation, etc.

I'll make the start.

[14:53] mumerus: At least you didnt get your groins kicked multiple time by a killer exgf..
[14:54] Blizzard: >.<
[14:54] mumerus: I think I lost my potiential child..
[14:54] mumerus: I had to use 2 cold beer
[14:54] mumerus: 1 for each sack

[15:50] mumerus: Thank god for your debugger (L)
[15:50] Blizzard: <3

He called me god. <3

[Nortos]

NORTOS!!!
It's you and me against the world!!

'we attack at dawn'!! Lol

OK!
I'll go get my banana muffin

[Blizzard]

We were talking about chicks...

[14:43] mumerus: If I was god.. putting up clothes would be a sin..

EDIT: Hot chicks of course.

[Nortos]

lol Mumerus soo funy his quotes make me rofl...

[Blizzard]

[01:38] JohnPetrucciPwns: Where is the TON of ADDONS

xD

[Fantasist]

lol!

GAX in shoutbox just now:

-_- This shoutbox is making me testy...

[Nortos]

I lol'd at that and still rofl at this...

Celestial bomb my Ass!

Celestial bomb my digital Ass!

fixed*

[Blizzard]

Careful, this one's NSFW (not safe for work), but a heavy lol. *uncensored!*

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[03:27] BOE: OMG.
[03:27] BOE: there's a wild blizzard, RUN!
[03:29] Blizzard: OMG NO
[03:29] Blizzard: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
[03:29] Blizzard: wait...
[03:29] BOE: >_>
[03:30] Blizzard: :=
[03:30] BOE: ö
[03:32] Blizzard: :O
[03:32] Blizzard: MY MOUTH IS BIGGER
[03:33] *** BOE is trying to send you "Virus.exe"
[03:33] Blizzard: W
[03:33] Blizzard: T
[03:33] Blizzard: F
[03:33] BOE: XD
[03:33] BOE: that was my platform game renamed "virus"
[03:33] BOE: ^_^
[03:34] Blizzard: lol
[03:34] Blizzard: good one, I give you that
[03:34] Blizzard: ^_^
[03:34] Blizzard: I didn't expect it to be a virus
[03:34] Blizzard: but I would be an idiot to actually confirm
[03:34] Blizzard: xD
[03:34] Blizzard: better safe than sorry xD
[03:34] BOE: How are you doing?
[03:34] Blizzard: I'm fine
[03:34] Blizzard: considering the fact that it's 3:34
[03:34] Blizzard: xD
[03:35] BOE: Omg
[03:35] BOE: there he is now.
[03:35] john: @_@
[03:35] john: hai
[03:35] john: ????
[03:36] john: =D
[03:36] john: 

[03:36] john: ?
[03:36] BOE: He doesn't love us.
[03:36] john:
[03:36] BOE: ._.
[03:36] john: ignored ftl
[03:36] Blizzard: OMG
[03:36] BOE: Hows that whole zipping and sending to me going?
[03:36] Blizzard: THREESOME
[03:36] john: http://www.666.com/
[03:36] john: =o
[03:36] Blizzard: >_>
[03:36] john: he's alive
[03:36] Blizzard: no
[03:36] Blizzard: I'm a blizzard
[03:36] Blizzard: we don't live
[03:37] john:
[03:37] john: uhhh
[03:37] john: i'mma cast lvl 10 firebolt?
[03:37] Blizzard: who's john?
[03:37] Blizzard: who are you john?
[03:37] john: uhhh
[03:37] Blizzard: who is he, john?
[03:37] john: XD
[03:37] john: you know me
[03:37] BOE: Your father luke.
[03:37] Blizzard: LMAO!
[03:37] john: if i said that
[03:37] john: he wouldn't have laughed
[03:38] john: he likes you better boe
[03:38] john:

[03:38] BOE: >_>
[03:38] BOE: =O
[03:38] Blizzard: I lol'd hard at all of it
[03:38] john: >_>
[03:38] Blizzard: in fact I'm loling the whole time
[03:38] BOE: The new resident evil movie looks good. It's being made in japan. FTW
[03:38] john: eff tee doubleyou
[03:38] Blizzard: 4?
[03:38] john: and you know me as zamullet
[03:38] john: before you left the forums
[03:38] john: which made me sad
[03:38] john:
[03:39] BOE: Resident evil 4.5
[03:39] Blizzard: ah, it's you
[03:39] Blizzard: haven't heard from you quite soem time
[03:39] BOE: I happens after 4
[03:39] BOE: but before 5
[03:39] Blizzard: over a year, right?
[03:39] BOE: yes.
[03:39] john: yeah
[03:39] Blizzard: LOL!
[03:39] john: @_@

[03:39] Blizzard: 4.5
[03:39] BOE: 4.5 years
[03:39] Blizzard: I've left rmrk in the meantime
[03:39] Blizzard: they are meanies ._.
[03:39] BOE: >_>
[03:39] john: ._.
[03:39] john: i swear
[03:39] john: if rei was a male
[03:39] BOE: They said they had candy.
[03:39] BOE: THEY DIDN"T
[03:39] john: you would be him (her)
[03:39] BOE: THEY ONLY HAD MINTS.
[03:40] BOE: =(
[03:40] john: eh boe?
[03:40] BOE: >_.
[03:40] BOE: mints aren't candy
[03:40] john: *is ignored by boe*
[03:40] BOE: >_>
[03:40] BOE: what?
[03:40] Blizzard: >_>
[03:40] john: ohn says:
._.
john says:
i swear
john says:
if rei was a male
LVL 10 FireBolt says:
They said they had candy.
LVL 10 FireBolt says:
THEY DIDN"T
john says:
you would be him (her) 
[03:40] Blizzard: WHO'S REI
[03:40] john: uhhh
[03:40] john: ...
[03:41] john: your OTHER father?
[03:41] Blizzard: [03:40] BOE: mints aren't candy
[03:40] john: *is ignored by boe*
[03:41] Blizzard: :?=
[03:41] Blizzard: LOL!
[03:41] john: who is a female?
[03:41] Blizzard: NEW SMILEY
[03:41] BOE: >_>
[03:41] Blizzard: :=
[03:41] Blizzard: digitates into
[03:41] BOE: :?=
[03:41] Blizzard: :?=
[03:41] john: virus
[03:41] Blizzard: lol
[03:41] BOE: How do you know rei isn't male?
[03:41] john: lol
[03:41] john: i've talked to her
[03:41] john: on tha microphones
[03:41] BOE: hmmm, so?
[03:42] BOE: you though I was a 10 year old girl.
[03:42] BOE: ._.
[03:42] BOE: *crys
[03:42] BOE: cries*
[03:42] BOE: >_.
[03:42] john: you SOUNDED like a 10 year old girl
[03:42] BOE: \emocorner
[03:42] john: bilzzard died
[03:42] BOE: OMG
[03:42] BOE: what shall we cook our gravy on now?
[03:43] john: hmmm
[03:43] john: i think
[03:43] john: we should harness his power
[03:43] john: and cast him on Ifrit
[03:43] john: i want that card
[03:43] BOE: =D
[03:43] BOE: We should make a bash.org quote
[03:43] BOE: >_>
[03:43] BOE: I have an idea for one.
[03:43] john: kay
[03:44] BOE: poo
[03:44] BOE: there
[03:44] BOE: Is the "sorry wrong window" overused?
[03:44] john: yus
[03:44] BOE: I haven't really look at many.
[03:44] john: XD

[03:44] BOE: ._.
[03:44] john: but
[03:44] john: you should
[03:44] john: anyway
[03:44] BOE: >_>
[03:45] BOE: I talke about cooking food.
[03:45] BOE: then you say "Is that how that one hooker was killed."
[03:45] BOE: I unno
[03:45] BOE: I was bored when I came up with this.
[03:45] BOE: it's not really funny.
[03:45] BOE: ._.
[03:45] john: you can just edit
[03:45] john: it
[03:45] john: yourself
[03:46] BOE: So
[03:46] BOE: about that file
[03:46] BOE: >_>
[03:46] john: @_@

[03:46] john: i thought
[03:46] BOE: folder*
[03:46] john: you copied
[03:46] john: these tingehs
[03:46] BOE: I didn't but then i kilt them
[03:46] BOE: =<
[03:46] BOE: so pls just copy yours
[03:46] BOE: it's only like 3 mb
[03:46] john: bt
[03:46] BOE: or something
[03:47] john: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJuLrYIVw0A
[03:47] john: your late christmas present
[03:47] john: =3
[03:47] john: -38
[03:47] john: =38
[03:47] Blizzard: bax
[03:47] Blizzard: sending pm to my mods
[03:47] Blizzard: to keep an eye on the 4th mod
[03:47] john: are bax like hax, cept with some word which starts with b?
[03:47] BOE: >_>
[03:48] john: are bax like, a chicken script kiddie?
[03:48] BOE: so about that folder.
[03:48] john: SO ABOUT THOSE HARD BOILED EGGS 
[03:48] BOE: O_O
[03:48] BOE: how did you know about those?
[03:50] Blizzard: HAXXORZ'D YOU
[03:50] BOE: Did you ever notice that leggy put out like 3 vidoes.
[03:50] Blizzard: YOU NOW HAVE A BLIZZARD IN YOUR CONVO
[03:50] BOE: then 3 mounths later she puts out three more.
[03:51] Blizzard: lol
[03:51] BOE: then dies for 3 mounts.
[03:51] BOE: thens puts out three more.
[03:51] Blizzard: want me to script you a brain?
[03:51] john: yus
[03:51] BOE: sure.
[03:51] john: i'd love to be scripted something =D
[03:51] Blizzard: Ok
[03:51] john: iunno
[03:51] john: like
[03:51] Blizzard: want me to script you a secondary male brain as well?
[03:51] john: HOWS THIS
[03:51] Blizzard: aka a penis?
[03:51] john: ITA A INTERNET
[03:52] john: I WEAR ON MY HEAD
[03:52] Blizzard: LOL!
[03:52] john: BUTT
[03:52] john: BUTTTTTTTT
[03:52] john: ITS A PENIS
[03:53] BOE: IF fire = DISTANCE ( 0)
SAY "ouch" FOR ( 4)
SET DISTANCE = DISTANCE (+9)
[03:54] john: OR
[03:54] john: JUST SAY
[03:54] john: STEAL KNOWLEDGE FROM BILZARD$
[03:54] Blizzard: OMG
[03:54] BOE: =O
[03:54] Blizzard: NO
[03:54] Blizzard: NOT MY PENIS
[03:54] BOE: >_.
[03:54] Blizzard: PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY PENIS
[03:54] Blizzard: MY BRAINS IS IN THERE
[03:54] john: WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO YOUR PENIS?
[03:54] Blizzard: AT LEAST WOMEN SAY THAT ALL THE TIME
[03:54] Blizzard: oh caps
[03:54] john: CAPS LOCK

[03:55] BOE: First you have to get one.
[03:55] Blizzard: because I should be having sex now?
[03:55] john: IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR MANLINESS 
[03:55] Blizzard: yeah
[03:55] john: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s42N8GKuPF8
[03:55] john: @_@
[03:55] john: this is what we be doing next
[03:56] BOE: How is /b/ a website where people post pictures of chickens being raped by dogs a legion?
[03:56] Blizzard: #_#
[03:56] john: OMFG
[03:56] john: BLIZZARD
[03:56] john: IVE FIGURED OUT
[03:56] john: THE CONNECTION
[03:56] john: BLIZZARD IS PHARMAMASTER
[03:56] john: MUAHAHAHAHA
[03:56] john: I MAKE MY INTERNATIONAL BOUNTY MONEYS NOW
[03:56] john: shit
[03:56] john: caps
[03:56] john:
[03:56] BOE: What is love?
[03:56] john: why didn't i see that
[03:56] BOE: baby don'y hurt me.
[03:57] BOE: baby don't hurt me no more.
[03:57] Blizzard: :v
[03:57] Blizzard: :V
[03:57] BOE: what is love?
[03:57] Blizzard: sey
[03:57] john: bilzard
[03:57] Blizzard: sex
[03:57] john: you know who pharmamamaster ith?
[03:57] Blizzard: no?
[03:57] john: @_@
[03:57] BOE: I don't know with you not there, I need to give you my love but you don't care.
[03:57] Blizzard: brb
[03:57] Blizzard: wc
[03:57] BOE: give me a sign.
[03:58] john: botnet master who took down bluenet security
[03:58] BOE: We need to play some D&D
[03:58] john: he was russian, but bilzard is capable of tepletortation
[03:58] BOE: us three.
[03:58] BOE: I'm a level 2 knight mage with a level 3 fire spoon of the dead racoon I used it to poke.
[03:59] BOE: >_>
[03:59] BOE: *poke*
[03:59] BOE: damn, mullet.
[03:59] BOE: word that so it doesn't sound like a dying retarded monkey wrote it with it's ass.
[03:59] BOE: plz
[04:00] Blizzard: bax
[04:00] Blizzard: hax
[04:00] Blizzard: yourz
[04:00] Blizzard: brainz
[04:00] Blizzard: hey
[04:00] Blizzard: yeah
[04:00] Blizzard: I win
[04:00] BOE: >_>
[04:00] Blizzard: I know
[04:00] Blizzard: spam
[04:00] BOE: spam
[04:00] BOE: win
[04:00] BOE: lose
[04:00] BOE: god
[04:00] BOE: satan
[04:00] BOE: santa
[04:00] Blizzard: sex
[04:00] BOE: satain
[04:00] john: I am a level 2 Mage-Knight with a +3 Spoon of Dead Raccoon with which i used to poke said Dead Raccoon
[04:00] BOE: XD
[04:00] BOE: that made me lol
[04:01] Blizzard: lol
[04:01] BOE: I need to find somewhere I can use that.
[04:01] BOE: be like
[04:01] BOE: POW
[04:01] john: so blizzard
[04:01] BOE: If I roll a 4 or a 7 I give you all aids.
[04:01] BOE: and loli
[04:01] john: whats it like to be a happy person with a great life ahead of them?
[04:02] BOE: blizzard I'm going to take your life.
[04:02] BOE: O_O
[04:02] BOE: that came out wrong...
[04:02] BOE: >_>
[04:03] john: yeah
[04:03] john: he meant
[04:03] john: him --> 8==> 0: <-- you
[04:05] Blizzard: OMG
[04:05] Blizzard: GOOD
[04:05] Blizzard: I DIDN'T GET AIDS
[04:05] Blizzard: what's wrong with my caps today
[04:05] BOE: >_>
[04:05] BOE: I think I ate it.
[04:05] john: lol
[04:05] Blizzard: my cock is longer than that
[04:05] john: that reminds me
[04:05] john: on the tremulous forums
[04:05] Blizzard: it's more like
[04:05] john: this guy says
[04:05] Blizzard: 8=========================================================================================>
[04:05] john: I SEE PEOPLE JUMP OVER THE ATCS MIDDLE ALL THE TIME I CALL IT THE ISLAND
[04:06] john: HOW I DO
[04:06] john: and this person says
[04:06] john: ...
[04:06] john: maybe it doesn't work with caps on?
[04:06] Blizzard: I didn't get it
[04:06] BOE: XD
[04:06] john: thats what she said
[04:06] john: >_>
[04:06] BOE: <3
[04:06] john: about your penis
[04:06] BOE: ;>_.
[04:06] john: cause its probably AVERAGE OR SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN AVERAGE SIZE
[04:06] Blizzard: :->
[04:07] Blizzard: yeah
[04:07] Blizzard: slightly larger than average for Europe
[04:07] BOE: it's slight larger then europe?
[04:07] BOE: O_O
[04:07] BOE: TF?
[04:07] Blizzard: YES
[04:07] john: so its like 2inches, considering your a eunich who believes that overpopulation is killing the world?
[04:07] Blizzard: Trust me, I'm gonna post this whole convo <3
[04:07] BOE: >_>
[04:07] BOE: Where?
[04:08] john: i swear to god
[04:08] john: if you post this on rmrk
[04:08] john: i will suck...
[04:08] john: well
[04:08] john: uhhh
[04:08] Blizzard: I don't post at rmrk anymore
[04:08] BOE: ;>_>
[04:08] john: europe
[04:08] BOE: *runs*
[04:08] john: well
[04:08] john:
[04:08] Blizzard: haven't been there for 8 months
[04:08] john: i was hoping you would
[04:08] Blizzard: people there became idiots
[04:08] Blizzard: not all of course
[04:08] Blizzard: but mans
[04:08] john: lol
[04:08] Blizzard: many*
[04:08] john: talk about idiots
[04:08] john: irock = admin now
[04:08] Blizzard: I AM ONE
[04:08] Blizzard: :V
[04:08] Blizzard: lol, I've heard
[04:08] john:
[04:08] Blizzard: that's pretty ironic
[04:08] john: when i heard that
[04:09] john: i reverse came
[04:09] Blizzard: he was the first one to leave right after me xD
[04:09] john: so my penis shortened a bit
[04:09] BOE: He didn't really leave.
[04:09] BOE: He left or like 2 hours...
[04:09] john: yeah
[04:09] BOE: >_>
[04:09] Blizzard: yeah
[04:09] john: he just said he was gonna kill himself with a knife
[04:09] Blizzard: ohohohoh!
[04:09] BOE: XD
[04:09] BOE: to the temple.
[04:09] john: yes
[04:09] john: XD

[04:09] BOE: I"MMA DO IT
[04:09] Blizzard: Do you know what the most hilarious thing was when I left?
[04:10] john: i'd love to see him stabbing himself ten times to get it past his skull
[04:10] Blizzard: I didn't post a goodbye topic
[04:10] Blizzard: I just left
[04:10] BOE: OMG FUGGHAX YOU ALL SUCK I HATE YOU I KILL ME SELF
[04:10] BOE: AKFFKSF
[04:10] Blizzard: and people called me a drama whore anyway
[04:10] Blizzard: I even won an award or something like that
[04:10] john: which is why i <3'd all of RMRK being annoyed at me
[04:10] Blizzard: RMRK award 2007
[04:10] john: when i left nobody noticed
[04:10] john: cause i did nothing there
[04:10] john: =D
[04:11] BOE: By name is Boe again.
[04:11] Blizzard: it was all the time
[04:11] BOE: >_>
[04:11] BOE: Oh yeah, blizzard doesn't know about the whol fred thing.
[04:11] BOE: XD
[04:11] Blizzard: I couldn't care less what people thought of me
[04:11] Blizzard: but their logic is twisted
[04:11] Blizzard: if you get pissed because they are acting like idiots too much
[04:11] Blizzard: and leave
[04:11] Blizzard: you are a drama whore
[04:12] Blizzard: if you post a goodbye topic or not doesn't matter
[04:12] Blizzard: it automatically makes you a drama whore
[04:12] Blizzard: anyway
[04:12] Blizzard: enough serious stuff
[04:12] john: DS left
[04:12] john: turned out
[04:12] john: he
[04:12] Blizzard: GET OFF MY LAWN
[04:12] john: was a chick
[04:12] john: then
[04:12] john: she
[04:12] john: was a dude
[04:12] BOE: he
[04:12] john: XD
[04:12] john: so yeah
[04:12] BOE: she
[04:12] Blizzard: I actually never got that with him/her
[04:12] BOE: he
[04:12] BOE: =<
[04:13] Blizzard: was she now a chick, a guy or simply a she-mail?
[04:13] Blizzard: male*
[04:13] BOE: fu said he had a video chat with her...
[04:13] Blizzard: lol
[04:13] BOE: so either he's a guy that looks like a chick...
[04:13] BOE: or he's a guy that got a chick to pretend to be him...
[04:13] BOE: i unno
[04:13] Blizzard: weird
[04:13] Blizzard: but who cares
[04:13] Blizzard: xD
[04:14] Blizzard: Geez, I mean it's ancient past
[04:14] john: =o
[04:14] BOE: i was searching the interwebs, and found out they are making they new hax thing called
[04:14] john: i'm watching the reaction of sodium and chlorine gas
[04:14] Blizzard: lol
[04:15] john: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9z5-mJ8NZk&NR=1
[04:17] Blizzard: *still watching*
[04:17] john: yup me too
[04:18] BOE: =<
[04:18] john: boe
[04:18] BOE: I copied the
[04:18] BOE: ...
[04:19] BOE: what?
[04:19] john: thats what it would've been like if you'd gone to college
[04:19] john: =D
[04:19] BOE: >_>
[04:20] Blizzard: ASPLODE
[04:29] john: ITT EVERYONE DIES
[04:29] Blizzard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAI
[04:29] john: yeah
[04:29] BOE: yes
[04:29] john:
[04:29] BOE: please
[04:29] BOE: I'll take 5 of those
[04:29] Blizzard: LOL!
[04:30] john: i brought everyone back to life =o
[04:30] Blizzard: I was talking about RMRK (again) with somebody on the other line
[04:30] Blizzard: >_>
[04:30] BOE: face?
[04:30] Blizzard: ?
[04:30] john: =o
[04:31] john: america calls to you from beyond the curtain of giving a fuck
[04:31] john: XD
[04:31] john: RMRKcalls to you from beyond the curtain of giving a fuck
[04:31] john: HOLY SHIT
[04:31] john: HOW DID I SAY THAT?
[04:31] john: SERIOUSLY
D
[04:31] john: HOW DOES THAT WORK?
[04:31] john: NOT CAPS
[04:31] john: IM HOLDING SHIFT DOWN
[04:32] BOE: SHIFT
[04:32] BOE: I LIKE MEN
[04:32] john: DISREGARD THAT
[04:32] john: BUT I DO SUCK COCKS 
[04:32] john:
[04:32] BOE: D=
[04:33] BOE: I thought you were john too.
[04:33] john: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyIphO4Ypoo&NR=1
[04:33] BOE: Iwhat?
[04:34] john: and wait
[04:34] john: till he starts playing music on it
[04:40] BOE: <3
[04:40] BOE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7eGypGOlOc&feature=related
[04:41] john: THAT WASN'T THE REAL ME
[04:41] john: oh lol
[04:41] BOE: I need to go script something. Be right back.
[04:41] john: bob has that on his laptop
[04:41] john: i've used it before
[04:42] BOE: I want to use it.
[04:42] BOE: =<
[04:42] john: he showed me how to use it
[04:42] john: for engineering
[04:42] Blizzard: mail
[04:42] Blizzard: long mail
[04:42] Blizzard: why
[04:42] Blizzard: OH GOD WHY
[04:42] Blizzard: lol
[04:42] BOE: So, mullet.
[04:43] BOE: I got that thing you sent me. and I put it in the GTRO folder...
[04:43] BOE: But I get an error.
[04:43] Blizzard: ok, guys, I think I should get going
[04:43] BOE: File NeonCube exe missing.
[04:43] Blizzard: 4:44 am
[04:43] john: have bilzard use his penis to fix it
[04:43] BOE: =O
[04:43] Blizzard: OMG OK
[04:43] Blizzard: cya

[Nortos]

JESUS CHRIST, FTS! IT'S 4:45 AM AT YOUR PLACE! GO GET SOME SLEEP!

That isn't a chat quote but it applies to u to Blizz

[Blizzard]

I did. At about 5am. >.<

EDIT:

Me, Jared, Susys (Sally) and mumerus. I just HAD TO quote this here.

[03:57] Blizzard: ALL WOMEN DO WHEN I BREAK UP AND LEAVE THEM
[03:57] Jared:
[03:58] Jared: hey blizz i didnt cry when we....nvm
[03:58] Blizzard: >_>
[03:58] Jared: lol...
[03:58] Blizzard: <_<;
[03:58] mumerus: I made Sally cried
[03:58] Jared: twas a joke
[03:58] Blizzard: pst
[03:58] Blizzard: yah
[03:58] Blizzard: it was a joke
[03:58] Blizzard: <_<;
[03:58] Jared: lol...

[03:59] mumerus: Sally secretly hates me

EDIT:

We were talking about his nutkicking exgf who is his gf again.

[14:13] Blizzard: well
[14:13] Blizzard: if she agreed to be with you again
[14:13] Blizzard: I pretty much that's it
[14:13] Blizzard: like
[14:14] Blizzard: "IF I CAN'T HAVE HIS BABIES, NOBODY WILL!"
[14:14] Blizzard: ROFL!

[Fred]

Blizzard says: I like the other pu*** thing in my pants
Boe says: Erm...
Boe says: Man Pudding?
Blizzard says: pussy
Blizzard says: <3
Boe says: o_O
Boe says: in your pants?
Blizzard says: I like having pussies in my pants
Boe says: how does that work?
Blizzard says: so my penis has something to play with
Blizzard says: don't ask >_>

[Nortos]

was that one faked lol?

[Blizzard]

No... <_<; I really said that. Me and BOE often chat about NSFW stuff. <_<;

[Nortos]

lol ok

[Blizzard]

[18:33] Blizzard: I gotta stop thinking about chicks <_<;
...
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: Yeah
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: then you'll never be able to
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: 'settle' down
[18:34] Blizzard: meh
[18:34] Blizzard: I can settle down
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: and then your going to waste all your energy on fucking girls instead of making my scripts XD
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: Just kidding
[18:34] Blizzard: just gotta find a girl who really is worth of it
[18:34] Blizzard: omg
[18:34] JohnPetrucciPwns: Roger that man.
[18:34] Blizzard: SEX INSTEAD OF SCRPTS
...
[18:35] JohnPetrucciPwns: Girls are
[18:35] Blizzard: scripted?

Some text between was removed to keep the context of this text.

EDIT:

[16:43] vobbys: I have a nerd's keyboard
[16:43] blizzardscripter: mg(º?º)

vobbys = Zeriab on AIM

EDIT:

[16:48] vobbys: Well, I just said 4 years because I felt like lying
[16:48] blizzardscripter: ?
[16:49] blizzardscripter: >_>
[16:49] blizzardscripter: so it IS 5
[16:49] vobbys: XD
[16:49] vobbys: Yes
[16:49] blizzardscripter: I am breaking up with you

EDIT:

[15:14] mumerus: Only you, know how to keep a whore like me
[15:14] mumerus: So happy
[15:14] mumerus: In the inside
[15:14] mumerus: of my pants
[15:15] Blizzard: O_O

O_O

[Punn]

And you still do.

[Vell]

O.O

[Blizzard]

Spoiler: ShowHide

[22:14] mumerus: I'll um..
[22:14] Blizzard: ?
[22:14] mumerus: Keep getting raped by the bosses..
[22:14] Blizzard: xD
[22:14] Blizzard: which game?
[22:15] mumerus: My game
[22:15] Blizzard: xD
[22:15] Blizzard: In pwn my bosses
[22:15] Blizzard: I*
[22:15] Blizzard: I only had problems with Faberell in the Tower of Memories
[22:15] Blizzard: but that's ok
[22:15] mumerus: I made a boss who keeps disintigrate people
[22:15] Blizzard: he's one of the henchmen of Nemesis
[22:15] mumerus: Power increases by time used
[22:15] Blizzard: he is supposed to be strong
[22:15] Blizzard: xD
[22:15] Blizzard: OMG
[22:15] Blizzard: unfair
[22:16] Blizzard: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TORTURE THE PLAYERS
[22:16] Blizzard: WHY DONT YOU SIPLY MAKE YOUR BOSS KILL EVERYBODY WITH ONE HIT AND THATS IT
[22:16] Blizzard: lol
[22:16] Blizzard: SIMPLY*
[22:16] mumerus: Cause I want the player's head to spin
[22:17] Blizzard: YOU ARE EVIL
[22:17] mumerus: I want your head to spin!
[22:18] Blizzard: I DON'T HAVE A HEAD
[22:18] Blizzard: I AM A BLIZZARD
[22:18] Blizzard: WE DON'T AVE BODIES
[22:18] Blizzard: HAVE*
[22:18] mumerus: Ok
[22:18] mumerus: I want your flakes to melt before hitting the ground?
[22:18] Blizzard: >_>
[22:18] mumerus: You will be "Rain" instead of "Blizzard"
[22:18] Blizzard: YOU ARE SO MEAN
[22:18] Blizzard: *cries*
[22:19] mumerus: Dont worry
[22:19] mumerus: We got freezers

[Vell]

lol freezers

[Blizzard]

[17:38] BOE: I like men.
[17:38] Blizzard: O_O
[17:38] Blizzard: GET AWAY FROM MY SHOES
[17:38] BOE: BUT YOU MAY FIND THAT I AM YOUR SHEOS!

EDIT:

LOL!

[17:53] Blizzard: the girls won't notice
[17:53] Blizzard: they are blind you know
[17:53] BOE: But I'm weird
[17:53] BOE: >_>
[17:53] Blizzard: they don't work like men do
[17:53] Blizzard: nah
[17:53] Blizzard: I am weird to
[17:53] Blizzard: but I act as if I'm not
[17:53] Blizzard: and see
[17:53] Blizzard: I get lots of sex
[17:53] Blizzard: xD
[17:53] BOE: >_>
[17:53] Blizzard: it's easy, lol
[17:55] BOE: But I don't just want to have sex for the hell of it. I want to find a women that I love, then get married. We will have a daughter, name her Serrah, and move to Florida.
[17:55] BOE: Where I start a taco factory.
[17:55] Blizzard: oh cool
[17:55] Blizzard: even better
[17:55] Blizzard: eh...
[17:55] Blizzard: you can't have a daughter if you don't have sex -_-
[17:55] BOE: Florida and the taco factory parts were jokes.
[17:55] BOE: O_O
[17:56] Blizzard: your parents didn't tell, you, right?
[17:56] BOE: D=<
[17:56] BOE: I wouldn't have sex with my daughter.
[17:56] BOE: I would play fetch with her.
[17:56] Blizzard: -_-
[17:56] BOE: and take her to baseball games.
[17:56] Blizzard: You need to have sex with your wife if you want a daughter
[17:57] BOE: Monster truck thigns.
[17:57] BOE:  /...
[17:57] BOE: I knew that...
[17:57] BOE: ;>_>

EDIT:

LMAO!

[18:17] BOE: I made a snow man.
[18:17] BOE: His name is blizzard.
[18:17] BOE: ohwait.
[18:17] BOE: >_>
[18:18] Blizzard: <_<;
[18:18] Blizzard: OMG
[18:18] Blizzard: DID YOU GET HIM INTO THE HOUSE
[18:18] BOE: XD
[18:18] BOE: mp
[18:18] Blizzard: HE WILL MELT FOR GOD'S SAKE!
[18:18] BOE: no*
[18:18] BOE: He's outside.
[18:18] Blizzard: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL TO MY KIND
[18:18] BOE: In the snow.
[18:18] Blizzard: oh good
[18:18] BOE: It's still snowing.
[18:18] BOE: When it starts to melt. I'm going to put him in the freezer.