Chat quotes

[Subsonic_Noise]

I lol'd at this.

Why is it that everything I say gets quoted, no matter how bland or retarded it is.  Oh shi-

Why is it that everything I say gets quoted, no matter how bland or retarded it is.

[ForeverZer0]

Why is it that everything I say gets quoted, no matter how bland or retarded it is.  Oh shi-

Why is it that everything I say gets quoted, no matter how bland or retarded it is.

[Blizzard]

Because it has a comical effect from the underlying sarcasm because you're saying it as if you're convinced that it's true, but you know and we know you're saying it sarcastically.

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Special(ED) Op: I liked Billy Mays
Special(ED) Op: he was mah boi
Special(ED) Op: we were gonna snort cocaine one day
Special(ED) Op: him snort off my ass
Special(ED) Op: me snort off his ass
Special(ED) Op: ect.
Blizzard: ew
Blizzard: you can't do that
Blizzard: seriously
Blizzard: you can't snort coke without class
Blizzard: you just... don't do that
Special(ED) Op: lol
Special(ED) Op: someone hasn't been to America :3
Blizzard: you have to do it with class
Blizzard: eventually it's ok if it looks like orgy-ish
Blizzard: like
Blizzard: snorting it from a woman's tits or something
Blizzard: with three other women lying around the room
Blizzard: and stuff
Blizzard: not that I've ever done that
Blizzard: >_>
Blizzard: <_<

[Blizzard]

Ryex: I should sleep now
Ryex: have a good day
Blizzard: alright, thanks
Blizzard: have a good night
Ryex: >> Brain sleeps per second upper limt reached
Ryex: >> shutting down to prevent powerloss and waisted brain cycles
Blizzard: >> ERROR!
Blizzard: >> BRAIN NOT FOUND!
Blizzard: >> Starting up reserve brain!
Blizzard: >> "Booting up" loins.
Blizzard: >> Reserve brain functional and ready.
Blizzard: ... :V
Ryex: LMFAO

[Tazero]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
asl? if you two are compatible start a sex chat ;D
You: hm...
You: Hmmmmmmm......
Stranger: 11 female and i live in toleda canada im waiting for my porn!
You: I wanna be the very best~
You: That no one ever was
You: To catch them is my real test
You: To train them is my cause
You: POKEMON
You have disconnected.

[ShadowPierce]

Me: My little pony, my little pony.
Cleverbot: My little pony!
Me: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: My little pony.
Me: 'Til you all shared its magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
Me: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
Me: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
Me: It's an easy feat!
Cleverbot: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Did I just get owned by Cleverbot?

[Subsonic_Noise]

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
Me: Hitler.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
Me: Tell me a story cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Kay, one day a potato saw a bike then ate it the end.

[Blizzard]

<~Blizzard> you should like my Facebook page
<~Blizzard> http://www.facebook.com/BlizzardTrance
* Zeriab doesn't have a facebook profile
<Zeriab> :>
<~Blizzard> I was so close
<~Blizzard> so close this time
<~Blizzard> so close...
* Zeriab pats Blizzard
<~Blizzard> if you had clicked it
<~Blizzard> and liked it
<~Blizzard> I would have gotten access to your profile
<~Blizzard> I would have seen your picture
<~Blizzard> and I also would have finally known your gender
<Zeriab> Assuming I had set a picture naturally :P
<~Blizzard> of course
<Zeriab> And not a picture of that squirrel
<~Blizzard> of course not
<Zeriab> :P
<~Blizzard> well
<~Blizzard> it's the little things that I live for
<Zeriab> Wait... Go back to work you procrastinator!
<~Blizzard> lolwut
<~Blizzard> you know, we're like a cartoon
<~Blizzard> you're Roadrunner and I'm Wile E. Coyote
<Zeriab> XD
* Zeriab likes that comparison

[Ryex]

I was in a IRC Chanel used by writers

The Chat got into a conversation on Purple Prose, namely what it was and what qualified

(12:25:29 AM) Ryex: Forsooth, Gentlecolts, I must leave the. The clock has struck an hour at which I must depart. I cast the positive desires of my mind in your general direction that they might aid you in your future endeavors. I go now to envelop my mind in the literary works of this fandome's greatest minds in hopes that I might glean some entertainment. Should you wish to lodge a complain...
(12:25:32 AM) Ryex: I GO
(12:25:52 AM) Vulpin: bye Ryex...
(12:26:03 AM) Alias: i like how it cut off the bit about how to complain
(12:26:05 AM) Foolonthehillz: Towel, Keyframe
(12:26:08 AM) Keyframe: ... Wait! Who do we contact?!
(12:26:14 AM) Foolonthehillz: It's a towel, Keyframe
(12:26:19 AM) Keyframe: No its a blanket
(12:26:19 AM) Foolonthehillz: The answer to the riiiiiiddle
(12:26:26 AM) Jace-Arveduin: which riddle?
(12:26:27 AM) Foolonthehillz: That's stupid
(12:26:31 AM) Jace-Arveduin: I have riddles!
(12:26:31 AM) Foolonthehillz: Blankets don't dry things
(12:26:34 AM) Foolonthehillz: Towels dry things
(12:26:39 AM) Keyframe: Then I am using mine the wrong way.
(12:26:45 AM) Keyframe: And I don't want to be right.
(12:26:54 AM) Foolonthehillz: Though when the hitchhiker is traveling, his towel may be a very useful improvised blanket
(12:27:10 AM) Ryex: And THAT gentlecolts, is Purple Prose.
(12:27:11 AM) Vulpin: never lose your towel
(12:27:17 AM) Foolonthehillz: Exactly
(12:27:26 AM) Keyframe: And don't panic
(12:27:32 AM) Bpen|Writing is now known as Bpendragon
(12:27:50 AM) Bpendragon: When your staring at tvtropes, you ain't writing.
(12:27:58 AM) Ryex: I can't believe I spent all that time writing that and the website's irc client cut it off
(12:28:10 AM) Keyframe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7dp9OSqpdU [Monsters Inc. clip]
(12:28:16 AM) Ryex: it literaly cut it in half
(12:28:19 AM) BillyColt: Heh. I remember that movie
(12:28:33 AM) ***Ryex is disappointed
(12:28:54 AM) Lord_Blazer: Hey, it happens
(12:29:00 AM) Foolonthehillz: Just rewrite the second half from memory
(12:29:03 AM) Ryex: ah well
(12:29:06 AM) Keyframe: BillyColt, I found out that when I'm high I can fix my animations a little bit easier. And I also really want to write when I'm like that too.
(12:29:26 AM) BillyColt: Huh
(12:29:29 AM) Ryex: if you want the second part here it is
(12:29:31 AM) Keyframe: Wha?
(12:29:33 AM) Foolonthehillz: Mari-joo-ana's bad, m'kay
(12:29:41 AM) Ryex: Should you wish to lodge a complaint about my most wordy announcement I plead that you contact the department of redundancy department of your respective government. Should such a department not abound in this world I give my best wishes that you might find peace with yourself and forgive me for this most verbose acknowledgment of my impending absence.
(12:29:47 AM) BillyColt: um
00:30
(12:30:01 AM) Alias: Quinch:  bit further along, i think your descriptions are actually quite good aside from the occasionally mixed metaphors >.>b
(12:30:15 AM) Quinch: Yay?
(12:30:35 AM) Ryex: ok, now I really go to read
(12:30:37 AM) You have been kicked by Kalliope: (Should you wish to loge a complaint about my most wordy announcement I plead that you contact the department of redundancy department of your respective government. Should such a department not abound in this world I give my best wishes that you might find peace with yourself and forgive me for this most v)
/join
(12:31:28 AM) Kalliope: Rule #6.
(12:31:28 AM) Jace-Arveduin: the New ones
(12:31:36 AM) Keyframe left the room (quit: Client exited).
(12:31:55 AM) Foolonthehillz: Hehehe
(12:32:01 AM) Keyframe [~uxmjjtsrl@protectedhost-76C6006B.hlrn.qwest.net] entered the room.
(12:32:24 AM) Keyframe: Well he was just leaving anyway, and Kalliope shoved him out the door is all
(12:32:25 AM) Jace-Arveduin: It's the "use netiquette" rule.
(12:32:34 AM) You have been kicked by Kalliope: (Proper spelling and grammar is to be used while being a guest of the Study. Those who are not native to the English language will be excused only if they don?t have a good grasp of it. Those who are simply lazy & and not native to it will not be excused, so fair warning to those who can?t use proper gramma)
/join
/nick Ryex|Reading
(12:34:22 AM) Keyframe: Oh good, periods and caps don't apply.
(12:34:34 AM) ***TiramisuTales bites Keyframe
(12:34:37 AM) Keyframe: How many new rules are there?
(12:34:37 AM) Lord_Blazer: How so, Billy?
(12:34:37 AM) TiramisuTales: Then get to it
(12:34:45 AM) Foolonthehillz: I cannot wait until I get my new laptop . . . then I will no longer have an excuse not to work on my fanfiction!
(12:34:52 AM) Alias: ha ha
(12:34:52 AM) BillyColt: Lotta stuff going on.
(12:34:59 AM) Ryex|Reading: I must say, I laughed hard at the kick messages
00:35
(12:35:14 AM) Ryex|Reading: great humor, and point taken.
(12:35:48 AM) Vulpin: demonstrating purple prose in the chat = bad idea
(12:36:06 AM) Quinch: So anyway... imma go to bed now.
(12:36:09 AM) Foolonthehillz: Kick messages deserve more humor
(12:36:11 AM) Ryex|Reading: I'll remember that

[Ryex]

(6:17:07 PM) winkio [~winkio@611AD81D.3258AB23.13D03EEB.IP] entered the room.
(6:17:16 PM) mode (+o winkio) by Batman
(6:17:38 PM) winkio: I think it's time
(6:17:48 PM) winkio: to work on BlizzABS again
(6:18:14 PM) winkio: I'm trying for a Christmas release of the next version
(7:06:54 PM) Ryex: oh look a winkio
(7:08:26 PM) ***Ryex uses a Chaos Ball! (100% capture rate on Chaos Project users)
(7:09:44 PM) winkio: winkio broke free
(7:09:44 PM) Ryex: *there is a bright flash of light as Winkio is sucked into the ball*
(7:09:54 PM) Ryex: *beeeeeeeedop*
(7:10:04 PM) Ryex: *beeeeeedoop*
(7:10:19 PM) winkio: I have a 100% fuck you rate to any foreign balls
(7:10:20 PM) Ryex: *beeeeeeeeeeeeedoop*
(7:10:23 PM) winkio: ...
(7:10:24 PM) winkio: wait
(7:10:26 PM) winkio: that didn't come out right
(7:10:35 PM) Ryex: Arg almost had it
(7:11:11 PM) Ryex: oh god... the insinuations!

[Blizzard]

[08:59] Branden: I used to the love the arrow to the knee meme, until I took an arrow to the knee.

EDIT:
JuicyLoins = Lobstrosity

[14:35] <Tuggernuts> Anyways, I am sorry you guys had to see my friends act like that.
[14:35] *** Lob1 has quit IRC: Quit: Lob1
[14:35] <~Blizzard> imaginary friends manifesting themselves in IRC
[14:35] *** Lob2 has quit IRC: Quit: Lob2
[14:35] *** Anon580 has quit IRC: Quit: Anon580
[14:35] <~Blizzard> that's something you don't see every day
[14:35] <JuicyLoins> lol
[14:35] <~Blizzard> xD
[14:35] <JuicyLoins> BLIZZ.
[14:35] <Tuggernuts> Well, your beliefs, man.
[14:35] <JuicyLoins> MSN.
[14:35] <JuicyLoins> Now.
[14:35] <~Blizzard> seirously
[14:36] <~Blizzard> those weren't your IRL friends
[14:36] <Tuggernuts> Okay
[14:36] <~Blizzard> it was just you, wasn't it?
[14:36] <Tuggernuts> I admit
[14:36] <JuicyLoins> They were mine.
[14:36] <~Blizzard> kudos on keeping up the convo, though
[14:36] <Tuggernuts> But I am going to be honest
[14:36] <JuicyLoins> xD
[14:36] <~Blizzard> LOL
[14:36] <JuicyLoins> How did you keep that whole thing uop?
[14:36] <JuicyLoins> *up
[14:36] <Tuggernuts> At some point, I forgot I was typing all of their messages.
[14:36] <Tuggernuts> ._.
[14:36] <JuicyLoins> Same here. xD
[14:36] <~Blizzard> OMG ROFLMAO
[14:36] <Tuggernuts> It just... happened. D:
[14:37] <~Blizzard> I love you guys
[14:37] <JuicyLoins> Why thank you, sex slave.

[G_G]

Me and Cameron were playing the iTunes shuffle song. Bass Slut came up.

Ronnie says:
Bass Slut
"I'm a hard bass slut, I want the sound it makes me hawt"
"Play the noise again again, I want the bass it makes me wet"
"dirty low frequencies, I want to feel inside of me"
"Big fat hard kicks, OMG I want that shit"
Cameron says:
x3
Ronnie says:
the lyrics of the entire song
I dunno whats worse
singing bass slut aloud at school
actually, I don't have anything to compare that to
Cameron says:
Wow
Ronnie
Just
Wow
Ronnie says:
STOP JUDGING ME MOM! THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!
Cameron says:
xDD

[winkio]

Only in DBZ can you see pink nipple-headed blob monsters getter their asses kicked by sentient malted milk balls.

[tSwitch]

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The IRC lately

[Blizzard]

LMAO! I just got added by this thing:

[08:04] reddhedd14@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified): hey cutie
[08:04] ***  signed on at 8:04.
[08:04] Blizzard: yes?
[08:04] : hey .. have we chatted before? 24/female here...you?
[08:05] Blizzard: I don't think we have
[08:05] Blizzard: 25/male here
[08:05] Blizzard: I guess you're from the US
[08:05] : i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
[08:05] Blizzard: good
[08:05] Blizzard: how about you?
[08:05] : Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun?
[08:05] Blizzard: nah
[08:05] Blizzard: I just got to work
[08:05] : I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
[08:05] Blizzard: 1st working day after wacation
[08:06] : gonna change my clothes ... want to see ?  
[08:06] Blizzard: vacation*
[08:06] : wanna play on cam?  
[08:06] Blizzard: send it to my email
[08:06] : http://t.co/LCAJqEL click the gold 'Join Free' tab at the top of my profile.... ok, now fill out your profile info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private  ....k?
[08:06] Blizzard: look, I'm not into that cyber stuff
[08:06] : i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
[08:06] Blizzard: I only do real stuff
[08:06] : yes im real
[08:07] Blizzard: I'm sure you are, honey
[08:07] : whats up baby
[08:07] Blizzard: you should go "be real" with somebody else, though
[08:07] : yes im real

Bot got busted.

[Subsonic_Noise]

That bot send automated answers. You could have had much more fun with it.

[G_G]

Oh the pain...

Sally: Is rainbow dash a dude?
Me: You whore ._____.

[Kett Shee]

Ronnie Says:
Does the south celebrate Martin Luther King day?
Cameron says:
Woooooow,
*.
Ronnie says:
That is a slightly racist question. ._.
Cameron says:
Just.
Wooooooooooow.
Ronnie says:
I'm sorry! D:
Cameron says:
I'm not offended.
That's just
A really stupid question.
xD
Ronnie says:
well you never know
Cameron says:
It is an official national holiday, after all.
)_)
Ronnie says:
Pft. That doesn't mean anything.
If I was the governor of a black hating state
and I hated blacks
I probably wouldn't allow school off
Cameron says:
But as for actually celebrating it, I've never heard of any state actually celebrating it.
Ronnie says:
Okay fine, does the south use it as a day off for school?
Cameron says:
Yes.
Ronnie says:
Better? >:U
Cameron says:
>8U
Ronnie says:
Man I am a fast typer.
Wing's always complaining about how I type too fast.
Cameron says:
Not really.
You type at a pretty steady pace.
He probably just reads slow.
>8U
Ronnie says:
Most likely.
Well I still did type Better? >:U
faster than you did Yes.
Thats more characters.
Cameron says:
>.>
Ronnie says:
So therefor, G_G wins.
Cameron says:
NO
Better
That's a really easy word to type
Better
Better
Ronnie says:
So is yes.
Yes.
Cameron says:
yes
Ronnie says:
Yes.
Cameron says:
yes
Ronnie says:
Yes.
Yes.
Better.
Better.
Cameron says:
FFFFFUUUUUU
Ronnie says:
Yes.
Yes.
Cameron says:
BETTER
Ronnie says:
Yes.
Cameron says:
BETTER
Ronnie says:
Better.
Cameron says:
YES
Ronnie says:
HA!
I WIN STILL >:U
Cameron says:
Ronnie.
Ronnie says:
I can reproduce faster than you!
Cameron says:
Read through that.
Ronnie says:
Oh god that came out wrong.
Cameron says:
We just cybered.
Ronnie says:
Oh lord.
The whole thing.
Cameron says:
xDD
Ronnie says:
*facepalms*

Ronnie Says:
I love how the porn bots that attack me over MSN completely ignore my responses.
"hey baby, you 18 or older?"
"No, I am under the age of 18."
"Okay, cool, heres my webcam"
.__.
Cameron says:
LOL

[G_G]

Real life quote. Math teacher was lecturing us about not letting people copy our work.

Teacher: "You shouldn't let people copy your work. Its an insult to their intelligence. You're basically agreeing with them by saying they can't accomplish the task."
Teacher: "Thats like having someone tie your shoes for you, when you clearly know how."
Sally: *appalled face*
Teacher: "Whats wrong Sally?"
Me: "You inadvertently called Sally stupid. I'm always tying her shoes for her."
Me: *breaks out laughing*