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[G_G]

Pedo Bear Lover

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You: hey
Stranger: eh
You: do you believe in the 2012? The end of the world?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: nope
You: what about sonic?
You: by the way
You: I'm the pedo bear be scared RAWR
Stranger: sonic is awesome
You: just kidding
You: sonic is awesome
Stranger: aw, i got excited

[Ryex]

insane they are out to get me man

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: and a good day to you
You: but not so good for me...
You: you see
Stranger: why?
You: I've always been a out cast
Stranger: ok
You: shuned for socity
You: they all heat me
You: hate*
You: but I don't care
You: I'll get my revenge some day
You: so how has your day been?
Stranger: You mispelled society
You: your one of them too?!!
Stranger: YYou also need capalization at the begining of sentences
You: you all hate me don't you!
You: thinking your all high and mighty
You: I'll get you all
You: retrabution from the heavens!
You: raining fire down apon your heads
You: with a good bit of chaos thrown in for good measure
Stranger: You used the wrong form of you're
You: you'll all be bowing don at my feen to serve me to the ENDS OF TIME!!!
You: GOD DAM YOU! YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY DON"T YOU!
Stranger: Feet and down are mispelled.
Stranger: Yeah and i also think it's sad you dont know simple grammar and spelling.
You: ya know what?
You: f you
You: I don't have to take this
You: form one of you!
Stranger: No wonder you're an outcast. Got smaller brain than a rat.
You: I'll kill you all one day!
You: ALLL OF YOU!
You: oh and thank you for the fun good sir
Stranger: Sweety, it's from not form.
You: that little fake rant was just the thing i needed
You: pretending to be insaie is always a good fun
You: don't you think?
Stranger: Being a grammar Nazi is loads more fun.
You: if you say so
Stranger: You misspelled insane.
You: in the end it all comes down to fing with people we don't know
You: and yes i'm well awear
You: that happens when i type faster than is good for me

[(Hexamin)]

NSFW

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi sexy
You: Hey
You: you can see me?
Stranger: yep lookin damn fine
You: Mmmm.  You don't mind my hump?  Most people do...
Stranger: Where is it I like a good hump in our pants
Stranger: your
You: "Our" pants?  We're wearing the same pants?
You: Nope, too late, you said "our"
You: the secret is out
Stranger: Yep I love rubbin up to you
You: If you're rubbing up to me, what do you do when you finally get to me?
Stranger: I take off your pants
You: You mean our pants
Stranger: my bad
You: Just don't let it happen again

Even more NSFW

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Stranger: I'm sorry master
You: I'm your master now?
Stranger: Yes I want you so bad
You: My slaves aren't allowed to have me
Stranger: then I'll just have to rape you
You: You can't.
Stranger: I'll tie you up
You: I've got a pirana ass and teeth like a crocodile
Stranger: nice just tight enough for my blue whale sized penis
You: Too bad it'll be bitten off in the oblivion of my ass.
Stranger: A pirana's ass bites?
You: No, my ass is a pirana.
Stranger: oh thats my fetish

[Tazero]

What website is that on? I've been there but can't remember...EDIT: Found it

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi?
You: OMG!
Stranger: hi
You: NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: YESSSSSS
You: YESSSSSS is actually spelled Yes,
Stranger: And NOOOOOOOO is actually spelt No.
You: No can be extended.
Stranger: no it cant
You: NOOOOOOOO - IS a word.
You: ...Cant is in reality 'Can't'
Stranger: It's not , you've just extended it.
You: CAPITILIZE!
You: ...
You: Hit the [ENTER] key. I would like to point out more grammitcal ers.
Stranger: I grow tiresome of your little game.
You: me too xD
You: Penis.
Stranger: Cockbib.
You: PENIS! ><
Stranger: COCKBIB!
You: SUCK MY PENIS!
You: ON YOUR NEESE
You: *Knees(
Stranger: Wow dude that's gay!
You: *x2)
You: You're a guy?
You: OMG!
Stranger: Yup
You: Turn around bend down and take like a gay guy gawd >.>
Stranger: I think, I may be your'e dad.

He said he may be my dad...I think I have found my long lost fathah.

[King Munkey]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: -Throws a pokeball at Stranger-
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: GO CHARZARD!
Stranger: or... CHARMANDER
Stranger: THERE WE GO
You: Go Magikarp!
Stranger: ... USE FIRE BALL
You: Oh shit
Stranger: kick his ass!
You: Magikarp counter with... SPLASH!
Stranger: FUck!
Stranger: Charmander Come BACK
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU
Stranger: Use ULTEMATE LIGHTENING BOLT THING
Stranger: That I cant remember anymore cause that show hasnt been on since like 2000
You: Nooooo don't hurt my little magikarp
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAA Fucks Magikarp Up!
You: -Picks up magikarp and crys-
You: cries*
Stranger: Its ok
Stranger: Heres a Lolly
You: YAY
Stranger: Not everyone are winners
You: -Eats lolly-
Stranger:
Stranger: Om nom Nom
You: -Throws another pokeball at stranger and hits the stranger in the head-
Stranger: fml
Stranger: ...
Stranger: And you're the winner for this fucking round
Stranger: Ow my head...
Stranger: Why did you do that
Stranger: *Cries a little*
You: -Hands a lollipop to stranger- There you go be happy
Stranger: Woo h000!1
Stranger: Om Nom Nom!! 1
You: Did you just call me a ho/
You: ?*
Stranger: ?
Stranger: No
Stranger: lol woo hoo
You: Good
Stranger: WOO HOO!! GO TEAM CANADA GO!
You: O.O
Stranger: Cheering Squad man!
Stranger: Oh yea!
Stranger: -.-"
You: -Mourns magikarp- I need to get him to the pokemon center
Stranger: Yo Jelapeno pepa! Take this MAGIKARP to THA Nearest POkeee Centaaaa
Stranger: FLASH* Takes Magikarp to safety* ...
Stranger: Magikarp is safe and sound and ... Getting Better!
Stranger: Fuckk YEaaaahh
You: YAY!
You: Wait
You: Jalapeno pepper?
You: O.O
Stranger: Ohyea
You: Thems is yummy
Stranger: Hottest and Fastest of their kind man
Stranger: Agreed
Stranger: Jalapeno and Cheese Garlic bread is effing amazing
Stranger: Ever had it?
You: O l0rd I l0zed my pr0p3r usage of words
You: 1 cry know
You: -Cries-
Stranger: Quoi ?
Stranger: Oh dear y m e
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Hands RollerCoaster Ride*
Stranger: =D
You: Uh oh
You: I'm allergic
Stranger: *Pukes*
You: Ewwww
You: Get away from me sicko
Stranger: Om Nom Nom
Stranger: =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Starrodkirby86]

Chat Quotes = Dump your Omegle conversations here

Unfortunately, that's so. Of course, there's still humor jam-packed within these.

[Diokatsu]

Chat Quotes = Dump your Omegle conversations here

Unfortunately, that's so. Of course, there's still humor jam-packed within these.

I wish you'd point out that humor for me, since I'm not seeing it. Omeagle was cool when I was in 8th grade.

[Subsonic_Noise]

Chat Quotes = Dump your Omegle conversations here

Unfortunately, that's so. Of course, there's still humor jam-packed within these.

I wish you'd point out that humor for me, since I'm not seeing it. Omeagle was cool when I was in 8th grade.

I, for one, don't thibk my omegle conversation was funny. I was just dumping it here since I was too lazy to save it.

[Blizzard]

I wish you'd point out that humor for me, since I'm not seeing it. Omeagle was cool when I was in 8th grade.

You mean yesterday?
But seriously, people in college do Omegle. It was recently at my college forum and those are people who are 20+ years old.

[Diokatsu]

I'm saying the fad from my perspective finished, so the conversations personally aren't funny at all. Everyone on Omegle does the same thing anyways, unless you actually want to meet people randomly and then have further contact with them.

[Blizzard]

Meeting actual people on the Internet? You're nuts.

[Landith]

Discussing Omegle isn't really ontopic here

But I agree, Omegle got old fast even though I just recently found out about it lol

[(Hexamin)]

Are you talking about the graphic like how the head reaches over a tile?
That's because the characters have some height instead of being just super deformed

True dat.

[Blizzard]

[20:45] Boe: Then... if you want me to have sex so bad...
[20:45] Boe: How about me and you?
[20:45] Boe: Fly over here?
[20:45] Blizzard: O_o
[20:45] Blizzard: but I'm straight
[20:45] Boe: righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttt
[20:45] Boe: ^_~
[20:45] Blizzard: LMAO

[Spaceman McConaughey]

[13:22:41] Tino says:
Perhaps I should stop being this insane.
[13:22:52] Billy Mays says:
Meh
[13:23:11] Tino says:
Everytime a girl asks for my name, I feel tempted to answer "Stalin".
[13:23:19] Billy Mays says:
LOL
[13:23:47] Tino says:
Girls don't appreciate it when you are Stalin, keep that in mind.
[13:25:21] Tino says:
That'd help you through life.

[tSwitch]

NAMKCOR 11:29 PM
IF YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T DO THEM YOU'RE EITHER GAY OR LYING

Diokatsu 11:29 PM
True true
Although
eva overratedness isn't as bad

NAMKCOR 11:30 PM
it's just confusing as hell
Asuka is so tsundere
she'd be like
FUCK YOU
NO
FUCK YOU
I'LL KILL YOU
then you're all alone
and she's all cuddly and kyuuuu
and then sex and then she steps on your face for cumming inside her

Diokatsu 11:30 PM
i won't lie that turns me on

[Subsonic_Noise]

...well, I /was/ really bored....

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Branden sagt:
Yesh
But, you know
Yigglypuff sounds cooler than Jigglypuff
V sagt:
every year, ten monkeys die from starvation, because bananas.
Branden sagt:
 
Poor monkeys
V sagt:
they sometimes as far as monkeys since they can't at the same time,
.
Branden sagt:
O:
V sagt:
just what I said, greedy bastard.
Branden sagt:
I don't even know what your last message said. :/
they sometimes as far as monkeys since they can't at the same time,
? 
V sagt:
Just what I wrote
I mean, has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Seriously?
Branden sagt:
What the fuck are you saying? Dx
V sagt:
Did you like as been some afternoon but before even did anyone have been told?
Branden sagt:
....
V sagt:
I mean, I sometimes even have as far as yesterday, although it doesn't monkey in even always seen gardening.
Branden sagt:
Dammit
WHY!?
>8U
V sagt:
So, basically, you don't yet have always been in again after did even gone and seen, then?
Branden sagt:
....of course.

[(Hexamin)]

 

[tSwitch]

old 4chan meme is old

..........crap I did it too.

[Subsonic_Noise]

old 4chan meme is old

..........crap I did it too.

Only one of them is a 4chan meme, I made the rest up on the spot D: