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BlackStatic

"I Am C.I.A." An Instant Messaging Prank


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Ok, so one night I'm up late, starting up a new AIM account to associate my stuff with (and to message MysteryGoogler28, but that's another story.), and I'm talking to my friend, Dave. We had in the past done an online radio show, and there was a third guy that did it with us. His name was Martin. Well, it just so happens that Martin was annoying Dave that night, so I decided to play a little prank on him. I message him, knowing he won't recognize me because he only knew me as BadgerMan4000 on AIM (a joke between Dave and I.). The fun began. Dave would be feeding me info during this time.

BlackStatic (12:21:50 AM): I like eskimo metal.
BlackStatic (12:22:58 AM): ESKIMO METAL!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???
Vanodia (12:23:09 AM): who are you?
BlackStatic (12:23:38 AM): The ally of the one they call Yoda.
BlackStatic (12:25:05 AM): Do you hear me, boy? I AM ONE WITH THE F****** FORCE!!!
Vanodia (12:25:18 AM): ....?
BlackStatic (12:25:34 AM): Don't you judge me...

Dave and I were talking about Dog The Bountyhunter earlier, so I thought I'd throw this part in...

BlackStatic (12:26:59 AM): YOU ARE A FAILURE AT BEING SANTA!!!
BlackStatic (12:27:25 AM): DOG WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, AND SMITE YOU WITH HIS EPIC MULLET!!
Vanodia (12:27:26 AM): dude i dont fucking know you
BlackStatic (12:27:41 AM): Yes you do.
Vanodia (12:28:15 AM): no i dont
BlackStatic (12:28:34 AM): Yes, Martin, you do.
Vanodia (12:29:34 AM): my name is Erin

Ahhh, the denial begins!

BlackStatic (12:29:39 AM): And you can never be a mall Santa
BlackStatic (12:30:15 AM): Lies, Martin. I am working for the CIA. I know who you are.
Vanodia (12:30:47 AM): ok kid just stop
BlackStatic (12:31:05 AM): Mackey the squirrel is very displeased.
Vanodia (12:32:25 AM): whatever
BlackStatic (12:33:22 AM): The cabbage patch kids want their money.
BlackStatic (12:34:39 AM): It's funny. I've given you so many clues as to my identity, yet you do not remember me.

Dave told me here that Martin was yelling at him, thinking he was feeding this random person information. He was being very assertive. I told Dave to deny it, and act like he had no idea what was going on.

BlackStatic (12:35:04 AM): Why do you abuse Davey behind closed doors?
BlackStatic (12:35:08 AM): WHY???
Vanodia (12:35:17 AM): fuck off kid!
BlackStatic (12:35:27 AM): Hahahaha!
BlackStatic (12:35:39 AM): YOU CALLED HIM AN EMO???
BlackStatic (12:35:43 AM): AND GAY???
BlackStatic (12:37:34 AM): HA HA HA!!!
Vanodia (12:38:27 AM): FUCK YOU I DONT KNOW YOU!
Vanodia (12:39:03 AM): WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!
Vanodia (12:39:08 AM): MY NAME IS ERIN

Dave begins laughing at Martin's insults. I continue feeding him info of what he's saying to Dave in hopes of freaking him out more.

BlackStatic (12:39:24 AM): ..............
BlackStatic (12:39:46 AM): LIES!!!
Vanodia (12:39:58 AM): kid just leave me
BlackStatic (12:40:17 AM): You know me.
Vanodia (12:41:52 AM): um no
BlackStatic (12:42:00 AM): Um, yes.
BlackStatic (12:42:34 AM): Fine. Don't believe me. I'm just the random CIA agent that harrassed you. :-D
Vanodia (12:43:34 AM): what ever kid
BlackStatic (12:43:54 AM): I'm not a kid. I'm psychotic.
Vanodia (12:44:19 AM): i bet your a 12 year old who jacks off to beastiality
BlackStatic (12:44:36 AM): That sounds like something Dave would say.
Vanodia (12:44:54 AM): who the fuck is Dave?

Notice how he's denying anything having to do with himself? It's almost as if he really believes I'm a government agent!

BlackStatic (12:45:18 AM): YOU JUST TALKED TO HIM!!!
Vanodia (12:45:32 AM): who?
BlackStatic (12:45:34 AM): ...
BlackStatic (12:48:03 AM): You are quite the strange beast.
BlackStatic (12:49:06 AM): The CIA are powerful. You are watched.
Vanodia (12:49:07 AM): ....
Vanodia (12:49:19 AM): yeah well you can suck my penis kid
BlackStatic (12:49:32 AM): I will not, strange beast.
BlackStatic (12:50:00 AM): You still do not understand. All eyes are watching.

More personal info, He's really going to be freaked out now!

BlackStatic (12:51:46 AM): You are Martin. martinmacabre, previously, before you changed your screen name to Vanodia, which is identical to your XboxLIVE GamerTag.
BlackStatic (12:51:56 AM): There is no denying it.
Vanodia (12:52:14 AM): ???
Vanodia (12:52:24 AM): i dont own a xbox
Vanodia (12:52:29 AM): i have a ps3
Vanodia (12:52:32 AM): but no xbox
BlackStatic (12:52:37 AM): You have both.
Vanodia (12:52:44 AM): noo i dont
BlackStatic (12:52:57 AM): Nice try, but there's no escaping the CIA.

Dave tries to pin the blame on another member of the radio group, Xano. He says Xano is this 'informant'. Martin begins a voice chat with Xano.

BlackStatic (12:54:05 AM): And no, Xano did not give me your info. Your voice chat is futile. I am CIA, and I found your info on my own.
Vanodia (12:56:17 AM): ......kid i have no fucking clue what you are trying to do
BlackStatic (12:56:55 AM): I know you don't. This is only because I deem it this way.

I tell Dave of Martin's denial. Dave asks if he's still being harrassed. Martin says no. Dave then tells Martin, "You know, lying can lead to testicular cancer." Martin insults Dave.

BlackStatic (12:58:03 AM): Such nasty names that you call your friends, Martin.
Vanodia (12:58:32 AM): my name is Erin i live in prescott Arizona
BlackStatic (12:59:14 AM): Lies. You cannot hide under this alias. You know, as I do, who you are.
Vanodia (12:59:47 AM): yeah Erin Manez
BlackStatic (1:00:55 AM): That sounds like a disease. "He has Erin Manez Syndrome, which causes people to shit lies from their mouths uncontrollably."

Dave tells me to make him seem gay somehow, by feeding Martin false information.

BlackStatic (1:02:38 AM): How's that testicular cancer treating you?
Vanodia (1:03:09 AM): whatever kid
BlackStatic (1:04:06 AM): I just hacked Dave's MySpace. After reading his messages, it appears he might be gay. Be wary, my friend.
BlackStatic (1:10:04 AM): Very, very gay. In one of these messages, he claims to have had relations with a Winnie The Pooh stuffed animal. Be very cautious when dealing with him.

Martin signs out. He has not been online since.
"A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it..."

Subsonic_Noise

This still is one of the most epic chatlogs I ever read.

Tyril132

Excerpt taken from a friend's session with "Cleverbot," a hilariously awesome 'smartbot' that you can chat with.

QuoteCleverbot: Do you think we are friends?
User: I know that we are not.
Cleverbot: Are we going to marry?
User: Not bloody likely.
Cleverbot: People naturally have certain likes and dislikes. Their conversation will likely focus around those areas.
User: Ok, I'm going now. Tell me some words of wisdom. If you type some random crap then you can go f*** yourself.
Cleverbot: I am smart. I think you're smart too.
User: Awww... Now you're just sucking up to me. Is that it?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: Last chance. Tell me something interesting to go out with a bang. And no more kissing ass, either.
Cleverbot: Can you answer my question first?
User: What question?
Cleverbot: How do I know if this boy likes me or not?
User: Well, if he kinda picks on you but in a playful way, he probably likes you.
Cleverbot: Well he is dead.
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Subsonic_Noise

Quote from: Tyril132 on April 10, 2010, 06:21:09 pm
Excerpt taken from a friend's session with "Cleverbot," a hilariously awesome 'smartbot' that you can chat with.

QuoteCleverbot: Do you think we are friends?
User: I know that we are not.
Cleverbot: Are we going to marry?
User: Not bloody likely.
Cleverbot: People naturally have certain likes and dislikes. Their conversation will likely focus around those areas.
User: Ok, I'm going now. Tell me some words of wisdom. If you type some random crap then you can go f*** yourself.
Cleverbot: I am smart. I think you're smart too.
User: Awww... Now you're just sucking up to me. Is that it?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: Last chance. Tell me something interesting to go out with a bang. And no more kissing ass, either.
Cleverbot: Can you answer my question first?
User: What question?
Cleverbot: How do I know if this boy likes me or not?
User: Well, if he kinda picks on you but in a playful way, he probably likes you.
Cleverbot: Well he is dead.


THe 'Well he is dead." really got me. xD
Also, I like how Cleverbot always tries to convince people that they are cleverbot and he's actually human.

Tyril132

Yeah, the entire conversation was much longer but that last line was pure gold... I felt like it needed to be here. lol
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Subsonic_Noise

I was bored once again...
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Tino sagt:
SO, this guy walks other to that other guy and asks him "what's your favourite song?" A
And he answers:
"Stick Stickly"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Branden sagt:
BWAHAHAHA
Tino sagt:
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HE CALLED IT "SONG", IMPLYING THAT IT WAS MUSIC!
Branden sagt:
YES
Tino sagt:
HAHAHAHAHAH
Branden sagt:
BWAHAHAHA

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Tino sagt:
KNOCK KNOCK
Branden sagt:
Back
Who's there?
Tino sagt:
APRUPT JOKE ENDING
.
Branden sagt:
Merp
Tino sagt:
WELL I THINK IT WAS FUNNY
Branden sagt:
Eh, maybe

Nothing too funny, but hey, this is my 800th post :V:

(Hexamin)

Can i PLEASE start talking to you on msn or something?  Your convos are hilarious!
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Subsonic_Noise

April 10, 2010, 09:54:13 pm #607 Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 10:17:13 pm by Subsonic_Noise
Quote from: (Hexamin) on April 10, 2010, 09:44:32 pm
Can i PLEASE start talking to you on msn or something?  Your convos are hilarious!

That's me, completely bored, at 2am, on coke.

...The softdrink, that is.
I guess you can, though. lol. My msn adress is on my profile... but not now, it's 4am again. Around time to go to bed I'd say.

EDIT:
QuoteABUSING MIDGETS DOESN'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH BANANAS!

Weeeell, that being said, I think I should get some sleep before my insanity increases even more.

Tyril132

April 10, 2010, 10:21:17 pm #608 Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 10:41:24 pm by Tyril132
Cleverbot and I had a rather meaningful conversation about timezones... and religion.

Eventually, it started to claim that it was a wombat.

QuoteUser: Cleverbot, are you a furry?
Cleverbot: What's a furry.
User: A furry is a person who thinks they're part-animal, part human.
Cleverbot: Can you send me a furry?
User: Uhhhh... Why do you need one?
Cleverbot: A towel is the most useful thing you can have.
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Cleverbot: Can you send me a furry?
User: Uhhhh... Why do you need one?
Cleverbot: A towel is the most useful thing you can have.


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Quote from: Tyril132 on April 10, 2010, 10:21:17 pm
Cleverbot and I had a rather meaningful conversation about timezones... and religion.

Eventually, it started to claim that it was a wombat.

QuoteUser: Cleverbot, are you a furry?
Cleverbot: What's a furry.
User: A furry is a person who thinks they're part-animal, part human.
Cleverbot: Can you send me a furry?
User: Uhhhh... Why do you need one?
Cleverbot: A towel is the most useful thing you can have.


:rofl:

BlackStatic

April 12, 2010, 10:57:23 am #611 Last Edit: April 12, 2010, 10:59:39 am by BlackStatic
"Morning Insanity"

Subsonic_Noise says:
OKAY!

Brian says:
HUH?

Subsonic_Noise says:
YOU SEND A WIERD MESSAGE WHEN I WAS OFF!

Brian says:
which said...

Subsonic_Noise says:
"OF COURSE YOU CAN PAY ME IN GUM!" says the babysitter. The screen zooms out to an asian technician working on a powerline. "ME TOO!" he screams, while turning swiftly towards the camera.

Subsonic_Noise says:
just that.

Brian says:
HAHAHAHA!!
"A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it..."

Subsonic_Noise

But you really did say that D:

BlackStatic

I don't remember saying that, but it was great.
"A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it..."

Tyril132

It's from an advertisement for chewing gum here in the US. I think it's Strident, but I can't honestly remember. XD
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Subsonic_Noise

So Brian quotes chewing gum advertisements on msn while he is asleep?

Tyril132

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BlackStatic

HAHAHA, Ohhhh, I laugh too much. S_N, i don't know what vibe i got from your reply, but it was epic enough to make me shed a man-tear while i bowed over in laughter.
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BlackStatic

"A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it..."