Ok, so one night I'm up late, starting up a new AIM account to associate my stuff with (and to message MysteryGoogler28, but that's another story.), and I'm talking to my friend, Dave. We had in the past done an online radio show, and there was a third guy that did it with us. His name was Martin. Well, it just so happens that Martin was annoying Dave that night, so I decided to play a little prank on him. I message him, knowing he won't recognize me because he only knew me as BadgerMan4000 on AIM (a joke between Dave and I.). The fun began. Dave would be feeding me info during this time.
BlackStatic (12:21:50 AM): I like eskimo metal.
BlackStatic (12:22:58 AM): ESKIMO METAL!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???
Vanodia (12:23:09 AM): who are you?
BlackStatic (12:23:38 AM): The ally of the one they call Yoda.
BlackStatic (12:25:05 AM): Do you hear me, boy? I AM ONE WITH THE F****** FORCE!!!
Vanodia (12:25:18 AM): ....?
BlackStatic (12:25:34 AM): Don't you judge me...
Dave and I were talking about Dog The Bountyhunter earlier, so I thought I'd throw this part in...
BlackStatic (12:26:59 AM): YOU ARE A FAILURE AT BEING SANTA!!!
BlackStatic (12:27:25 AM): DOG WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, AND SMITE YOU WITH HIS EPIC MULLET!!
Vanodia (12:27:26 AM): dude i dont fucking know you
BlackStatic (12:27:41 AM): Yes you do.
Vanodia (12:28:15 AM): no i dont
BlackStatic (12:28:34 AM): Yes, Martin, you do.
Vanodia (12:29:34 AM): my name is Erin
Ahhh, the denial begins!
BlackStatic (12:29:39 AM): And you can never be a mall Santa
BlackStatic (12:30:15 AM): Lies, Martin. I am working for the CIA. I know who you are.
Vanodia (12:30:47 AM): ok kid just stop
BlackStatic (12:31:05 AM): Mackey the squirrel is very displeased.
Vanodia (12:32:25 AM): whatever
BlackStatic (12:33:22 AM): The cabbage patch kids want their money.
BlackStatic (12:34:39 AM): It's funny. I've given you so many clues as to my identity, yet you do not remember me.
Dave told me here that Martin was yelling at him, thinking he was feeding this random person information. He was being very assertive. I told Dave to deny it, and act like he had no idea what was going on.
BlackStatic (12:35:04 AM): Why do you abuse Davey behind closed doors?
BlackStatic (12:35:08 AM): WHY???
Vanodia (12:35:17 AM): fuck off kid!
BlackStatic (12:35:27 AM): Hahahaha!
BlackStatic (12:35:39 AM): YOU CALLED HIM AN EMO???
BlackStatic (12:35:43 AM): AND GAY???
BlackStatic (12:37:34 AM): HA HA HA!!!
Vanodia (12:38:27 AM): FUCK YOU I DONT KNOW YOU!
Vanodia (12:39:03 AM): WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!
Vanodia (12:39:08 AM): MY NAME IS ERIN
Dave begins laughing at Martin's insults. I continue feeding him info of what he's saying to Dave in hopes of freaking him out more.
BlackStatic (12:39:24 AM): ..............
BlackStatic (12:39:46 AM): LIES!!!
Vanodia (12:39:58 AM): kid just leave me
BlackStatic (12:40:17 AM): You know me.
Vanodia (12:41:52 AM): um no
BlackStatic (12:42:00 AM): Um, yes.
BlackStatic (12:42:34 AM): Fine. Don't believe me. I'm just the random CIA agent that harrassed you. :-D
Vanodia (12:43:34 AM): what ever kid
BlackStatic (12:43:54 AM): I'm not a kid. I'm psychotic.
Vanodia (12:44:19 AM): i bet your a 12 year old who jacks off to beastiality
BlackStatic (12:44:36 AM): That sounds like something Dave would say.
Vanodia (12:44:54 AM): who the fuck is Dave?
Notice how he's denying anything having to do with himself? It's almost as if he really believes I'm a government agent!
BlackStatic (12:45:18 AM): YOU JUST TALKED TO HIM!!!
Vanodia (12:45:32 AM): who?
BlackStatic (12:45:34 AM): ...
BlackStatic (12:48:03 AM): You are quite the strange beast.
BlackStatic (12:49:06 AM): The CIA are powerful. You are watched.
Vanodia (12:49:07 AM): ....
Vanodia (12:49:19 AM): yeah well you can suck my penis kid
BlackStatic (12:49:32 AM): I will not, strange beast.
BlackStatic (12:50:00 AM): You still do not understand. All eyes are watching.
More personal info, He's really going to be freaked out now!
BlackStatic (12:51:46 AM): You are Martin. martinmacabre, previously, before you changed your screen name to Vanodia, which is identical to your XboxLIVE GamerTag.
BlackStatic (12:51:56 AM): There is no denying it.
Vanodia (12:52:14 AM): ???
Vanodia (12:52:24 AM): i dont own a xbox
Vanodia (12:52:29 AM): i have a ps3
Vanodia (12:52:32 AM): but no xbox
BlackStatic (12:52:37 AM): You have both.
Vanodia (12:52:44 AM): noo i dont
BlackStatic (12:52:57 AM): Nice try, but there's no escaping the CIA.
Dave tries to pin the blame on another member of the radio group, Xano. He says Xano is this 'informant'. Martin begins a voice chat with Xano.
BlackStatic (12:54:05 AM): And no, Xano did not give me your info. Your voice chat is futile. I am CIA, and I found your info on my own.
Vanodia (12:56:17 AM): ......kid i have no fucking clue what you are trying to do
BlackStatic (12:56:55 AM): I know you don't. This is only because I deem it this way.
I tell Dave of Martin's denial. Dave asks if he's still being harrassed. Martin says no. Dave then tells Martin, "You know, lying can lead to testicular cancer." Martin insults Dave.
BlackStatic (12:58:03 AM): Such nasty names that you call your friends, Martin.
Vanodia (12:58:32 AM): my name is Erin i live in prescott Arizona
BlackStatic (12:59:14 AM): Lies. You cannot hide under this alias. You know, as I do, who you are.
Vanodia (12:59:47 AM): yeah Erin Manez
BlackStatic (1:00:55 AM): That sounds like a disease. "He has Erin Manez Syndrome, which causes people to shit lies from their mouths uncontrollably."
Dave tells me to make him seem gay somehow, by feeding Martin false information.
BlackStatic (1:02:38 AM): How's that testicular cancer treating you?
Vanodia (1:03:09 AM): whatever kid
BlackStatic (1:04:06 AM): I just hacked Dave's MySpace. After reading his messages, it appears he might be gay. Be wary, my friend.
BlackStatic (1:10:04 AM): Very, very gay. In one of these messages, he claims to have had relations with a Winnie The Pooh stuffed animal. Be very cautious when dealing with him.
Martin signs out. He has not been online since.