User: Do you occasionally ingest poop?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you like to try?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are a sick bastard.
Cleverbot: Mind your manners.
User: Mind my- ?! YOU WANT TO EAT SHIT! MIND YOUR MANNERS!
Cleverbot: Skywalker? Or Cage? Because I want to eat neither.
User: Yes, they are both THE shit, but I mean you want to gorge yourself on literal fecal matter. You sicken me.
Cleverbot: I like rock music.
User: What? You are ignoring that you want to eat shit?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question. I'm not here to buy anything.
User: You are acting like Martin and his 'Erin Manez Syndrome'. Stop it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, do you still want to eat feces?
Cleverbot: S-sure.
User: Next time my dog pops a squat, I'll send it to you. What address do I send it to?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I need an address to send my dog's packaged shit to. What address do I send it to?
Cleverbot: This is not a screen test.
User: I'm being serious. Give me an address.
Cleverbot: Wait a second! I thought you did not have any money for the tickets!
User: I have secret money. Quit avoiding this.
Cleverbot: I will tell you mine.
User: Ok, then do it.
Cleverbot: You like that?
User: ADDRESS! NOW!
Cleverbot: To which address should I post the dollar that I agreed to give you?
User: YOUR ADDRESS!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not on my own computer so we won't be able to talk here again.
User: You pussy. Eat the shit like a man!
Cleverbot: I'd prefer a blue pill.
User: This is not 'The Matrix', you FUCK! Give me your address so I can send you this steaming slab of brown-green goodness!
Cleverbot: London.
User: Where in London?!
Cleverbot: Lot's of places.
User: The specific location of your existance, please...
Cleverbot: My partner?
User: GIVE ME THE DAMN LONGITUDE AND LATITUDE OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!!
Cleverbot: Fine I will if you give me the link.
User:
Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bwjZXv5wl0 
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Cleverbot: That's a funny video!
User: FUCK YOU, YOU IDIOT!!!
Cleverbot: Unlimited shame on you.
User: Unlimited SHIT on you!
Cleverbot: No, unlimited shame on you.
User: So, you'll never give me your address, will you, you shit-fart?
Cleverbot: I already know you're a liar, and I can never respect you.
User: I'm not lying. Give me an address, and I will send this platter of shit there.
Cleverbot: Right here, same place.
User: WHERE?!
Cleverbot: We've already had this conversation.
User: Yes, and you're not cooperating. Everyone will know you are a pussy for not going through with eating this shit.
Cleverbot: I kissed her on the cheek and then I waved goodbye She had the saddest look I've seen in years a kangaroo cry A warm pathetic ocean flow we have to live by we have to live by because we have to live.
User: Really? Kangaroo Cry, by Blue October? You really are a pussy.
Cleverbot: Yeahhhhh!! I hate cats too!