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Started by Blizzard, January 08, 2008, 08:09:47 am

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WhiteRose

So, I was talking to Cleverbot about how my "Y" key fell off, and he asked if I had a spare. I said I didn't, and he said that I did. And then this happened:

User: Well, then you're wrong.
Cleverbot: I am never wrong, for I am a dinosaur.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I didn't say any thing.
User: You are not a dinosaur.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.

O_o Cleverbot is a dinosaur?

vvalkingman

May 03, 2010, 08:32:32 am #641 Last Edit: May 03, 2010, 03:38:42 pm by vvalkingman
Not sure I would call this a "chat quote" persay, but I did just have an interesting tech call this morning :^_^':

Me: Hello, this is Will with IT how can I help you?
Employee: Good morning, I am having trouble with my password. For some reason it is not accepting my password, I mean I know that I am typing it in right (Me to self: Sure you are...) and I was wondering if you could "cut me a new one".
Me to self: :???: did he just ask me to cut him a new one? I'm not sure if that makes me feel too comfortable... :shy:

Starrodkirby86

After all, if you put a little password seed into the ground it'll grow into a great password tree and everyone will see your pas---wait, that's not a good idea.

What's osu!? It's a rhythm game. Thought I should have a signature with a working rank. ;P It's now clickable!
Still Aqua's biggest fan (Or am I?).




Starrodkirby86

Such great hacking! (Long chat, but it's worth it): ShowHide
For anyone that may be less savvy than bitchecker, 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?


<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

What's osu!? It's a rhythm game. Thought I should have a signature with a working rank. ;P It's now clickable!
Still Aqua's biggest fan (Or am I?).




Landith

Lmao wow... Gotta love kiddies on the internet who can hack :D

winkio


Landith

May 07, 2010, 12:20:04 am #646 Last Edit: May 07, 2010, 12:35:59 am by Landith
First cleverbot chat, seemed to be alright.
Spoiler: ShowHide

User: What do you want me to call you instead of cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Call me Youbot.

User: Lolwat?

Cleverbot: Lolwut.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: You are not very clever.

User: You are not very clever.

Cleverbot: I have very good grades, so I must be clever.

User: Your a youbot, how do you even get grades?

Cleverbot: You spelt robot wrong.

User: Actually no, I was calling you what you wanted me to call you earlier.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I am a different person to who you were talking to before. I am not a computer, I am a real person. And the conversation you are having is between you and many randomly selected people.


Lolwut.
Spoiler: ShowHide

User: Really?! Moi aussi. Je suis venu.

Cleverbot: Are you questioning my intelligence?

User: No, I said me too! I came.

Cleverbot: He's trying to remove my clothes.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: He's being such a creep when he looks at me like this!

User: Moving on... o_O


LMFAO
Spoiler: ShowHide

Cleverbot: I heard that if you treaten him with ice he will come...

Blizzard

Lol, I think that's the best 127.0.0.1 hack I've seen so far. xD
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Spaceman McConaughey

May 09, 2010, 03:02:08 am #648 Last Edit: May 09, 2010, 03:32:50 am by Branden
Quote from: Omegle ChatYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: Age: 72 Sex: Transgender Location: Outside your house
Stranger: 72?
You: Yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Quote from: Moar OmegleYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: aslo?
Stranger: asl?
You: Age: 65 Sex: Transgender Location: In your kitchen
You: Wanna have fun?
You: I have lube on me as we speak.
You: Not just any, K-Y. ;)
You: C'mon, I brought the dil-dozer.
You: We're gonna get funky.
You: Gonna party like it's 1999
You: :D
You: I'm fapping in your Captain Crunch
You: Better stop me. :D
You: Let's just do this already! >:(
You have disconnected.


Quote from: Omegle MoarYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You: I'm in your pictures folder
You: OH MY
You: I'm calling the cops
You: You pedo
You: :P
You have disconnected.


Quote from: MoarYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: shieeeeeet
Stranger: I just got a blow job in the car
Stranger: sooooo good
You: Nice, man.
You: She hot?
Stranger: yeahhh
You: Nice.
You: Got pics?
Stranger: nope
You: Oh, nothing to jack to, I guess.
You have disconnected.


Quote from: OmegleYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I ran over your cat
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Yay
Stranger: It was just there!
You: <3
Stranger: Wtf?
You: :P
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: You're ok with that?
You: No.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I'm sorry!
You: ust, you know
Stranger: Really!
You: Counter reacting your statement
You: ;)
Stranger: lol
You: ...I fucked your wife.
Stranger: ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][

Who wouldn't?
You: I know, right?
You: she's great.
Stranger: haaawwtt
You: Hell yes.
Stranger: 68 position... MMM... yes the 68
You: She show you the pics of me and her?
Stranger: she frames all the pictures she gets
You: Bad-ass.
You: I feel famous now.
Stranger: lol, don't get used to it, that's how the porn industry rolls
You: Yeah, true that.
You: At least I get pussy.
You: :D
Stranger: Well... I should tell you... I also ran over your daughter.. she was holding the cat
You: Oh?
Stranger: i'm sorry!
You: She was a bitch
You: It don't mattter
Stranger: wow, I feel less terrible now
You: You should
You: She was rebelling
You: Called me an ass.
Stranger: wanna run a train on my wife, friday? 15 people!
Stranger: Sweet
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: Awesome, 5:30, sunset studio, warehouse 9
You: Okay~
Stranger: you do live in AR right?
You: No. I live under your bed, with all of the monsters.
You: ;)
Stranger: so that's the noises I heard... take any good pictures from down there?
You: Hell yes, man.
Stranger: Sweet. Gotta frame them for me!
You: I also collect all samples that fall off the bed.
Stranger: 0_0
You: And yes, yes I will frame 'em.
Stranger: Really now?
You: Yep
Stranger: What do you do with those?
You: I inject them into teenage girls.
You: You're a father! :D
Stranger: Wow, man you're incredible! I always wanted a daughter!
You: You have lots now.
Stranger: well... I hope at least one has a daughter.
Stranger: I feel like... Abraham
You: Yes, you really should.
Stranger: My wife congratulated me
You: Nice. She should.
You: Your stolen sperm gave babies.
You: ...from teenage girls.
Stranger: Oh.. um... by the way... You're wife was in the car, with your daughter, holding the cat.... I'm SOOOO Sorry!
You: YAY!
You: I can fuck whoever now~! <3
Stranger: You had a terrible home life didn't you?
You: Yes, yes I did.
You: I'm just glad I didn't have to kill them all. :D
Stranger: yeah, my insurance sky rocketed... but... at least I own a Porn industry right?
You: Oh, for sure.
You: Good money in that.
You: I'll tell you what.
Stranger: yeah?
You: Yeah, man.
Stranger: Help me get started again... Friday is a HUGE Production shoot
Stranger: I need people to advertise after we're done
You: Hmm.
You: Sounds good.
You: I shall use the internets.
Stranger: Nice Idea!
You: What's your film's name?
Stranger: "The Train from Little McSpain"
You: Oooh, sounds like a good one.
Stranger: I hope the name at least sells!
You: It really should.
Stranger: Thanks, I appreciate it! Remember 5:30! Friday!
That ok?
You: Yes, yes it is.
Stranger: Alright man! I'll see you then!
You: See you. :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:)

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Quote
[09:17] NAMKCOR: you should come out of retirement early
[09:21] Blizzard: no wai
[09:21] NAMKCOR: we're doing game in a week in june
[09:21] NAMKCOR: come out of retirement
[09:21] NAMKCOR: kick some ass
[09:21] NAMKCOR: then go back to retired
[09:21] Blizzard: nope
[09:21] Blizzard: busy
[09:21] Blizzard: with "real" games
[09:21] NAMKCOR: >:[
[09:21] NAMKCOR: that's bs
[09:22] Blizzard: it's not
[09:22] Blizzard: I said "real", not real
[09:22] NAMKCOR: yeah
[09:22] NAMKCOR: bs
[09:22] NAMKCOR: >:[
[09:22] Blizzard: :V
[09:22] Blizzard: at least "real" games pay
[09:22] NAMKCOR: no they don't
[09:22] NAMKCOR: people do
[09:22] NAMKCOR: also there's an RM game on gametap >:[
[09:25] Blizzard: real games pay off
[09:25] Blizzard: that's what I meant
[09:25] NAMKCOR: some of us
[09:25] NAMKCOR: aren't going to sell our artistic integrity
[09:25] NAMKCOR: for a cheap paycheck
[09:25] NAMKCOR: :V
[09:25] Blizzard: there's an RM game on gamefap? :V
[09:25] Blizzard: I'm not selling my art
[09:25] Blizzard: programming is not an art
[09:25] NAMKCOR: yes it is
[09:26] Blizzard: no, it's not
[09:26] Blizzard: it's something everybody can learn
[09:26] NAMKCOR: no
[09:26] NAMKCOR: it's art
[09:26] NAMKCOR: art (n) the products of human creativity;
[09:26] Blizzard: same with most professions
[09:26] NAMKCOR: the creation of beautiful or significant things;
[09:26] NAMKCOR: a superior skill that you can learn by study and practice and observation;
[09:26] NAMKCOR: http://www.google.com/search?q=define:%20art&hl=en
[09:27] NAMKCOR: programming is an art form
[09:27] Blizzard: art has no purpose other than being art
[09:28] NAMKCOR: says who?
[09:28] Blizzard: programming doesn't exist to just exist
[09:28] NAMKCOR: photography informs the world
[09:28] NAMKCOR: music inspires revolutions
[09:28] NAMKCOR: inspires new thoughts
[09:28] Blizzard: inspiration is art
[09:28] NAMKCOR: art is the product of inspiration
[09:28] Blizzard: that is
[09:28] NAMKCOR: inspiration + creativity = art
[09:28] NAMKCOR: you make games
[09:28] Blizzard: and inspiration is the product of art
[09:28] NAMKCOR: well yes, art begets inspiration
[09:29] Blizzard: I didn't say game making isn't an art
[09:29] NAMKCOR: are you telling me games don't cause that?
[09:29] Blizzard: I said programming isn't
[09:29] NAMKCOR: because you program games yes?
[09:29] NAMKCOR: meaning your programming is an art form
[09:29] NAMKCOR: specifically a single component of one
[09:29] Blizzard: but I don't ever get inspired by programming
[09:29] Blizzard: ever
[09:29] NAMKCOR: like one color of paint
[09:29] Blizzard: and programs are not a product of inspiration with me
[09:29] NAMKCOR: idk about you but I get inspired by programming all the time
[09:30] NAMKCOR: when I hear about things people have accomplished
[09:30] NAMKCOR: or what have you
[09:30] NAMKCOR: perhaps wanting to find a way to break something
[09:30] NAMKCOR: or a clever way to make something work
[09:30] Blizzard: they are products of the thought process of an engineer
[09:30] NAMKCOR: it makes me want to program
[09:30] NAMKCOR: artists are engineers
[09:30] Blizzard: #_#
[09:30] NAMKCOR: if they weren't how could they make such complex yet stable sculptures?
[09:30] Blizzard: you're killing me
[09:30] Blizzard: then you can call anything an art
[09:30] NAMKCOR: more or less
[09:31] Blizzard: not more or less
[09:31] Blizzard: then everything is art
[09:31] Blizzard: taking a shit is art
[09:31] NAMKCOR: uh
[09:31] Blizzard: yes, it is
[09:31] NAMKCOR: I doubt that's the product of human creativity
[09:31] Blizzard: I get inspired by it
[09:31] Blizzard: i.e.
[09:31] Blizzard: I go to the toilet
[09:31] NAMKCOR: you changed my definition of art
[09:31] Blizzard: and take a shit
[09:31] Blizzard: and during taht
[09:31] NAMKCOR: :p
[09:31] Blizzard: I get a fantastic idea for a new song
[09:31] NAMKCOR: art = inspiration + creativity
[09:31] Blizzard: or I get the idea how to solve a bug
[09:32] NAMKCOR: inspiration being created by art is a byproduct
[09:32] NAMKCOR: however, taking a crap isn't the product of inspiration and creativity
[09:32] NAMKCOR: it's the product of OH MY ASSSSSSSSSS
[09:32] Blizzard: the pain caused by me shitting inspired me
[09:32] NAMKCOR: wait
[09:32] NAMKCOR: it hurts you to shit?
[09:32] NAMKCOR: dude I think you're doing it wrong
[09:32] Blizzard: usually not
[09:32] Blizzard: but you know
[09:32] Blizzard: sometimes it's huge
[09:32] NAMKCOR: yeah but
[09:33] NAMKCOR: you take your time man
[09:33] Blizzard: almost tearing your ass apart
[09:33] NAMKCOR: relax yourself
[09:33] Blizzard: I do, I do
[09:33] NAMKCOR: man
[09:33] NAMKCOR: you should indulge in anal
[09:33] Blizzard: that's pretty much the only way to handle it
[09:33] NAMKCOR: it'd make those monster logs easier on you
[09:33] Blizzard: lol
[09:33] NAMKCOR: oh fuck this is getting chat logged
[09:33] Blizzard: man, I can't stop lauging
[09:33] Blizzard: this is so hilarious


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Kett Shee

May 11, 2010, 06:22:54 pm #651 Last Edit: May 11, 2010, 06:43:47 pm by Cait Sith
 :rofl: I'm sorry, I just have to go get something to drink before I choke on my own laughter.

Sneakiness hurr hurr...: ShowHide
QuoteStranger: hey
You: Oh hey.
Stranger: whats up?
You: Typing on Omegle, you?
Stranger: same
You: Wow really? I never would have guessed that. :p
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Why are you some kind of stalker?
You: -_-
You: ......
Stranger: no im nott
Stranger: i swearr
You: Uh huh....well let's just say I'm everywhere, but nowhere.....
You: Don't believe me?
Stranger: ahahha
Stranger: oh your airr!!
Stranger: cool
You: Look out your window....
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: hole shitt
Stranger: what are you doing there!?!?!?
You: That's not really me, that's Bruce. He's the distraction.
Stranger: are you in my closet??
You: Maybe.....you wanna check?
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: will you frighten me?
You: Why don't you just check your closet and find out?
You: hurr
You: hurr hurr.....
Stranger: *checks closet*
Stranger: omg
Stranger: your there1
You: No, that's Jimmy, the other distraction. I'm.....
You: actually....
You: .... #_#
You: .....
You: Right behind you.
You have disconnected.
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

Blizzard

May 15, 2010, 09:19:57 am #652 Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 04:21:24 pm by Blizzard
Quote[15:15] Blizzard: I just lost weight
[15:15] Branden: Took a shit?
[15:15] Blizzard: yes
[15:15] Blizzard: and there was lots of it
[15:15] Branden: D:
[15:15] Branden: Was the smell amazing?
[15:16] Blizzard: I don't smell my shit
[15:16] Blizzard: you sick pervert


EDIT:

Quote[22:12] <Putr> hey anyone here?
[22:15] <+Juan> no
[22:15] <~Blizzard> no
[22:15] <&Whore> no
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Kett Shee

QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: Fuck you.
Stranger: fuck you!
You: I'm glad we're on the same page.
Stranger: me too.
Stranger: so....
Stranger: asl?
You: Fuck you.
You have disconnected.
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

Sally

May 24, 2010, 08:32:23 pm #654 Last Edit: May 24, 2010, 08:50:29 pm by Aqua
QuoteVerla says (8:25 PM):
hi
Sally says (8:25 PM):
ai
hai
Verla says (8:25 PM):
hi how are you today?
Sally says (8:26 PM):
Im fucking terrible
Verla says (8:26 PM):
my name is  kaylee I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Sally says (8:26 PM):
im 19, depressed, emo and about to kill myself
Verla says (8:27 PM):
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Sally says (8:27 PM):
Well i guess that sounds like fun.
Verla says (8:27 PM):
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Sally says (8:27 PM):
Sure, can you hold on a sex while i go hang myself?
Verla says (8:28 PM):
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! [link removed]    fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!



well if it wanted me to go on their site you would think they would try to confort me...

Blizzard

Lol, what a spammer.
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I pnce had a guy add me on msn who said similar things, and I kept telling him about conspiracies and starving children in africa.

Turns out it was Hexamin and we both where trying to troll each other. Oh well.

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Quote from: Sally on May 24, 2010, 08:32:23 pm
QuoteVerla says (8:25 PM):
hi
Sally says (8:25 PM):
ai
hai
Verla says (8:25 PM):
hi how are you today?
Sally says (8:26 PM):
Im fucking terrible
Verla says (8:26 PM):
my name is  kaylee I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Sally says (8:26 PM):
im 19, depressed, emo and about to kill myself
Verla says (8:27 PM):
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Sally says (8:27 PM):
Well i guess that sounds like fun.
Verla says (8:27 PM):
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Sally says (8:27 PM):
Sure, can you hold on a sex while i go hang myself?
Verla says (8:28 PM):
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! [link removed]    fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!



well if it wanted me to go on their site you would think they would try to confort me...


lol, I get those all the time. :xD: All they are is chat bots, really. They are just used to advertise their site. I know this for a fact, because, I can say anything...

"God damn! This virgin 5 year old pussy is fantastic!" "I tracked your IP. I'm gonna fucking murder and rape you, man or woman; I don't care."

And hey... no FBI at my door, no matter HOW long later. :rofl:

Sally

lol, yeah that was the 2nd time i got that message, so i decided to have some fun. :P