Chat quotes

[Blizzard]

GAX72: Dear Microsoft:
Blizzard: I'm not Microsoft
GAX72: Stop abandoning mobile operating systems half way through their lifecycle
Blizzard: no, we won't
GAX72: sincerely: everyone who's stuck with a WM6.1 phone
Blizzard: fuck you

We lol'd.

[Spaceman McConaughey]

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How does the iPhone handle notifications?
Kett Shee says
Loud ringtone and popup message
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You just HAD to tell me that,
Kett Shee says
Damn you
Shotacat lol says
Didn't you?

He was using IM on his iPhone, in case nobody got that.

[Blizzard]

Preserved for its awesomeness.

Tuggernuts: And an issue with CP always seems to fixed and discovered because of me, for the most part. WHY!? ;-;
Subsonic_Noise: Because you're the hero gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

[winkio]

<winkio> sometimes I just wonder why the fuck RMXP is so bad
<ryex> because they weren't really thinking about making the base of a great game engine.
<ryex> they just threw it together
<ryex> I would be surprised if the development cycle for RMXP was longer than 6 months and had more than two people working on it
<winkio> I would be surprised if the development cycle was longer than a lunchbreak and had more than a single intern working on it
<ryex> ok, I'm referring to the  entire process art included not the planing session
<ryex>
<winkio> fine
<winkio> two lunchbreaks
<winkio> but still just one intern
<ryex> lol

[Ryex]

(11:54:42 PM) game_guy: I ran out of soda
(11:54:51 PM) winkio: drink water
(11:54:54 PM) winkio: for real
(11:54:55 PM) Ryex: Good for you
23:55
(11:55:02 PM) Ryex: water is
(11:55:04 PM) game_guy: yea but that requires energy
(11:55:21 PM) Ryex: oh that is totally going in to the chat quotes thread
(11:55:39 PM) game_guy: See I'm your stereotypical fat ass except without the fat. Fast metabolism FTW!

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(12:28:53 AM) Zer0: This isn't the "futurama" download that gets you viruses is it?
(12:29:15 AM) game_guy: I'm downloading a bunch of tv episodes
(12:29:18 AM) game_guy: and no its not
(12:29:32 AM) game_guy: I seriously am only seeding 8 torrents of porn
(12:29:36 AM) game_guy: none of which are viruses
(12:29:42 AM) Zer0: lol
00:30
(12:30:00 AM) game_guy: right off the bat winkio accused me of having all of my torrents containing porn
(12:30:21 AM) Zer0: He knows too
(12:30:32 AM) game_guy: branden, now that a different story
(12:30:36 AM) Zer0: You may full some, you aren't fooling us
(12:30:53 AM) game_guy: >_>
(12:30:54 AM) Zer0: We know you are a hardcore pron addict
(12:31:02 AM) game_guy: See heres the thing.
(12:31:04 AM) Zer0: Yes, pron
(12:31:05 AM) game_guy: Thats not me, thats Branden.
(12:31:11 AM) game_guy: if you went on his computer via team viewer
(12:31:13 AM) game_guy: you would know!
(12:31:17 AM) game_guy: he showed me his collection
(12:31:22 AM) game_guy: then went to a site and downloaded more
(12:31:25 AM) game_guy: its rediculous!
(12:31:30 AM) Ryex: oOH GOD! ITS TURE! http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/138858-rule-34
(12:31:59 AM) game_guy: he was looking at some fucked up comic about this guy doing this girl and his penis was hitting the fetis
(12:32:01 AM) Zer0: dear lord
(12:32:03 AM) game_guy: it was disgusting D:
(12:32:19 AM) game_guy: oh yea branden has my little pony porn too
(12:32:22 AM) game_guy: :S
(12:33:08 AM) game_guy: seriously, just because I'm prone to viruses doesn't mean anything D: I get most of my viruses from cracks and keygens
(12:33:09 AM) winkio: g_g, I have just one question
(12:33:16 AM) game_guy: yes?
(12:33:22 AM) winkio: why are you talking about Branden's porn?
(12:33:31 AM) ***game_guy facepalms.
(12:33:34 AM) winkio: It's... unsettling
(12:33:43 AM) Zer0: Its "branden's" porn, I read between the lines
(12:33:49 AM) game_guy: You guys are accusing me of being a porn addict and having this obsession.
(12:33:58 AM) game_guy: Seriously, thats Branden not me. D:
(12:34:07 AM) game_guy: You guys need to start giving him crap about it.
(12:34:32 AM) Zer0: Your more fun

[Subsonic_Noise]

The signs that you have found the perfect girl... sometimes they are obvious.

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Iggy:
I FUCKING LOVE YOU MORE
*PUTS GUN TO TINOS HEAD*
ADMIT IT
I LOVE YOU MORE

[PhoenixFire]

ahahahaa.... awesome tino, simply awesome...

[Tazero]

Stranger: HI~
You: HI~
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: 18.
You: 19.
Stranger: f
You: Q
Stranger: ?
You: !
Stranger: !!
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.

[Blizzard]

After Sub has sent a Facebook friend request to G_G's dad.

game_guy: I was right there when he saw Tino's friend request
Blizzard: LOL
game_guy: I shamefully said I didn't know that person.
Blizzard: I just put it there for the lulz xD
game_guy: Or else I would have had to explain why I know a middle aged man from germany
Blizzard: LMAO
game_guy: none the less a 25 year old from Croatia
game_guy: he'd probably accuse all of you guys at CP to be pedos

[Spaceman McConaughey]

LOL. Well, I have a love triangle with G_G and his dad.

G_G knows me and his dad are romantically involved, as are me and G_G.

BUT, things went to a point where if G_G's dad found out I knew his son(G_G), things would degrade into a very, very bad situation. ._.
One day, though, I have a gut feeling it will all be exposed, and there might have to be some serious explaining to do.

Sometimes, I wish I never made that prank call...

[Blizzard]

Tune in next week for another episode of CP - The Soap Opera!

[Ryex]

(9:31:52 PM) Ronnie: But I get anywhere from 100-200 spams a day from (* INSERT EMAIL HERE*)
(9:34:43 PM) Ryex: wow
(9:34:57 PM) Ryex: I get that many from all my acounts every two weeks
(9:35:08 PM) Ronnie: lol yeah but when I was new to the internet
(9:35:15 PM) Ronnie: I didn't know what wasn't a scam and what was
(9:35:21 PM) Ronnie: I just entered in my email when it asked
(9:35:30 PM) Ryex: lol
(9:35:51 PM) Ryex: I have a thow away email for things like that
(9:37:59 PM) Ryex: ya know
(9:38:11 PM) Ryex: if there is one thing I'm going to make dam sure I teach my kids
(9:38:23 PM) Ryex: it's how to properly use the internet
(9:38:59 PM) Ryex: how to avoid scams and viruses ect.
(9:39:05 PM) Ronnie: I have a tip. Never download porn. Its not needed. Streaming is just as good. :V
(9:39:12 PM) Ryex: our generation had to learn it by ourselves
(9:39:40 PM) Ryex: because our parents just don't understand
(9:39:55 PM) Ryex: but my kids at the very least are going to know what the fuck they are doing
(9:40:03 PM) Ryex: by the time they are 10
(9:41:31 PM) Ryex: and I'm going to instruct them to tell their teachers (if the teacher tells them to do something contrary to what I've taught them) that their dad is a expert and taught then and just because they are kids doesn't mean that can't know better than an untrained monkey of an adult.
(9:41:39 PM) Ryex: they will use that exact wording
(9:42:24 PM) Ronnie: :3
(9:42:57 PM) Ryex: then the teacher will get mad and call me in
(9:43:05 PM) Ryex: I'll tell my kids to expect this
(9:43:26 PM) Ryex: and I'll get to laugh my ass of at the teacher for getting told off by my kid and rightly so.
(9:44:00 PM) Ryex: and my kid will be right there next to me, laughing, at the teachers expense.
(9:44:22 PM) Ryex: it will be an awesome moment.
(9:46:21 PM) Ryex: I'm going to be such a troll to my kids teachers
(9:46:31 PM) Ronnie: :3

[Blizzard]

<~Blizzard> anyway, I won't be bothering you anymore so you can get to work
<@ryex> ya
<@ryex> closeing IRC so I can concentrate
*** ryex has left #chaosproject
<~Blizzard> OMG
<~Blizzard> NO
<~Blizzard> I'M ALL ALONE
<~Blizzard> OH GOD
<~Blizzard> HELP
<~Blizzard> HELP ME
<~Blizzard> I CAN'T BREATHE
<~Blizzard> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[G_G]

K = AliveDrive : Ronnie = Me

K says:
but i am literally able to roll in the money i have made in the one week i have worked there.
Ronnie says:
lol
K says:
you cant put a price on $832.

[Blizzard]

I have to preserve this awesome quote for the future.

winkio: It's sad when a random person on a street corner can give you more sex than your girlfriend.

[Zeriab]

Nice timing caused this:

<Zeriab|Scripting> And blizzy is weird
<Blizzard> yeah

[Ryex]

(4:42:17 AM) ***MarkHest has an epic battle with this lazieness.
(4:42:27 AM) ***MarkHest is the winner!
(4:42:29 AM) MarkHest: I need to go to the city, there are a few things i must fix.
(4:43:59 AM) Ryex|Sleeping_Like_The_Bawss_Programmer_He_Is: will it be a quest of epic proportions, involving dragon slaying and distressed damsels? perhaps gain a few party members along the way?
(4:44:37 AM) MarkHest: Most likely

[Blizzard]

LOL, I was just about to quote the same thing.

[ForeverZer0]

 Today at 07:54:37 PM winkio: Okay cool, talk to you later. 
Today at 07:54:16 PM winkio: Well I figured out the camera, the upgrades, the gameplay, and the story. 
Today at 07:53:45 PM winkio: Yeah?  Like what? 
Today at 07:53:33 PM winkio: Oh pretty well actually I got a lot of ideas during my STAT class this morning. 
Today at 07:53:12 PM winkio: So winkio, how is your next game idea coming along?

[winkio]

Why is it that everything I say gets quoted, no matter how bland or retarded it is.  Oh shi-

Why is it that everything I say gets quoted, no matter how bland or retarded it is.