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Subsonic_Noise

Quote from: Blizzard on June 07, 2012, 12:38:33 pm
QuoteThere's a point in life when you get tired of chasing everyone and trying to fix everything, but it's not giving up. It's realizing that you don't need certain people and their crap.


I FEEL LIKE THIS IS DIRECTED AT ME DAMN YOU BLOZZARD

Blizzard

June 08, 2012, 02:25:43 am #821 Last Edit: August 13, 2012, 08:11:08 am by Blizzard
Now that you say it, it DOES apply to you and your current situation...

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Quote[19:22] <RAVSO> if someone out there hates me... it means im doing something right XD


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Quote[10:45] <MarkHest> in case you missed it
[10:45] <MarkHest> i'm going to force you to watch it
[10:45] <MarkHest> by sending you the link
[10:45] <MarkHest> here it comes!
[10:45] <MarkHest> PREPARE YOURSELF
[10:45] <~Blizzard> OH MY GOD
[10:45] <~Blizzard> N-N-N-N-NO WAY
[10:46] <~Blizzard> OH MY GOD
[10:46] <~Blizzard> THEY DO IT THEIR OWN WAY
[10:46] <MarkHest> I can't even find the logo ._.
[10:46] <~Blizzard> LOL


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Quote[18:04] <Lobstrosity> "There's a party in IRC. Blizzard took his pants off!" - Mark


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QuoteSub: Also Richard D. James > Skrillex. :P
G_G: My shit > Skrillex
Sub: Well I haven't heard your shit yet so I can't judge that.
me:  I'm looking forward to hearing your shit. But please not wubs and drops.
Sub: Boris I think he might have meant his -literal- shit.
me: I know.


EDIT: Continued.

QuoteSub: That means it -definitely- is wubs and drops.
me: Still beats Skrillex.


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QuoteMagus: death....
Blizzard: sex...
ForeverZer0: peanut butter...
Blizzard: (•_•) Looks like our killer... ( •_•)>⌐■-■ ... was fucking nuts. (⌐■_■)


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Quote[14:10] <MarkHest> He shall live to fuck another day...
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

MarkHest

So i just loged on IRC just now, then went downstairs to make breakfast. When i got back, this is what i got :xD:

Quote from: From CHaosproject IRC[15:10] *** Anon702 has joined #chaosproject
[15:11] <Anon702> Hestnes
[15:11] <Anon702> Molestnes
[15:12] <Anon702> SYMPHONY
[15:12] <Anon702> SYMPHONY
[15:12] <Anon702> SYMPHONY
[15:12] <Anon702> waver
[15:12] *** Anon702 has quit IRC: Quit: Anon702


Totaly random
   

Blizzard

August 28, 2012, 09:57:54 am #823 Last Edit: December 20, 2012, 04:14:51 pm by Blizzard
Quote[15:56] <MarkHest> I was gone
[15:56] <MarkHest> for 6 hours
[15:56] <MarkHest> i though it would only be 2
[15:56] <MarkHest> but it turned to 6
[15:57] <~Blizzard> you mean
[15:57] <~Blizzard> you abandoned me
[15:57] <MarkHest> yes father
[15:57] <~Blizzard> LOL


EDIT: Talking about Dragonball Z.

QuoteJasmin: So what happened to Frieza in the end? He got cut into pieces, didn't he?
me: Yeah, but he can breathe in space.
Kresimir: Sounds like Dragonbull Shit.


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QuoteLobstrosity: I came as fast as I could!
Blizzard: That's not something you should be proud of.
MarkHest: HAHA XD


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QuoteBlizzard: And on that night, they say, Ryex's heart grew by three sizes. And Ryex sat down and worked day and night. And he finished the editor by Christmas. The End.
winkio: Of course, the reason he could work day and night, and also the reason that his heart ended up growing three sizes, was the large amount of cocaine and meth consumed during this time.
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

G_G

Haven't had one of these for awhile.

Quote[1:55:00 PM] Ronnie: Ever enjoy the taste of something but can't eat it because of the texture?
[1:55:10 PM] Ronnie: That's me with yogurt. I love it, but the texture makes me gag.
[1:55:38 PM] Cameron: If the texture is bad then I don't notice the taste.
[1:55:54 PM] Ronnie: Normally it's that way with me too, but yogurt.
[1:55:59 PM] Ronnie: My god there are so many fucking flavors.
[1:56:02 PM] Ronnie: And it's just so delicious.
[1:56:15 PM] Cameron: The texture of yogurt doesn't bother me.
[1:56:28 PM] Ronnie: I have to do this weird thing with my tongue to mix it around in my mouth until my gag reflex relaxes.
[1:56:32 PM] Ronnie: Then I swallow when it leasts expects it.
[1:56:39 PM] Cameron: Lol.
[1:56:42 PM] Ronnie: I realized how fucked up this sounds.
[1:56:53 PM] Cameron: XD

Blizzard

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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

G_G

Another one I find amusing. A lot of my conversations tend to be a little funny when they're based on what I'm doing at the moment.

Quote[2:22:47 PM] Ronnie: Every spray cologne on yourself
[2:22:52 PM] Ronnie: and somehow it gets into your mouth
[2:22:59 PM] Ronnie: And you're just sitting there "what am I tasting"
[2:23:02 PM] Ronnie: "what is this shit"
[2:23:07 PM] Ronnie: Because it tastes nothing like it smells
[2:23:22 PM] Scolar Visari: srsly
[2:23:43 PM] Ronnie: Granted, if it had tasted like it smelled, I probably wouldn't like it either, but still.
[2:23:49 PM] Ronnie: It's like I'm tasting some sort of metal.
[2:24:02 PM] Scolar Visari: I bet it tastes like vagina.
[2:24:03 PM] Scolar Visari: :V
[2:24:09 PM] Ronnie: If vagina tastes like this, I don't fucking want it.
[2:24:17 PM] Scolar Visari: loooool

Blizzard

I do that as well. Here is a part of how I worded yesterday's night at the club: "And then suddenly somebody did a Critical Hit of 9999 with his Area-Effect spell with a range of 5 meters called Fart-Nova and we were suffocating like Jews."
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

winkio

RPG reference - check
Toilet humor - check
Nazi reference - check
Sexual reference - ?????

Based on the humor analysis, I am 50% sure that this Blizzard is an alien clone who has locked the real Blizzard away in a dark basement with nothing but a bowl of rice and a single square of toilet paper. 

Blizzard

January 12, 2013, 11:05:55 pm #829 Last Edit: May 28, 2013, 05:49:09 am by Blizzard
Oh, but you are wrong, kind sir. Because all of this happened while me and my buddy were trying to pick up girls. He was making out with his one after 5 minutes while I was being an awesome wingman and handling her two friends (not manhandling them, just keeping them from breaking his game).

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Quote[13:15] Ryex: have I ever told you guys what the most awesoem supper power ever would be?
[13:15] Ryan Christiansen: the ability to go fuck yourself?


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Quote16.04.2013, 09:54:13 QuesTMajoR: I LOVE YOU PHILIPPINES!
16.04.2013, 11:22:37 Blizzard: I just realized that Inception is just a very elaborate Yo-Dawg meme.
16.04.2013, 14:42:44 Zexion: Conception :V
16.04.2013, 14:49:41 Blizzard: Incestion. :V
16.04.2013, 18:35:36 BetaGod: An both Inception and Yo-Dawg are not very elaborated Shakespeare ideas
16.04.2013, 19:02:22 Ryex: but... which came first? Yo-Dawg or Inception?
16.04.2013, 19:21:59 BetaGod: Shakespeare
16.04.2013, 19:48:38 Ryex: ... that wasn't the question, besides, nihil sub sole novum, even Shakespeare got the idea somewhere
16.04.2013, 21:05:51 Blizzard: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! I MADE KING OF BOOZE WHICH NEVER EXISTED BEFORE!
16.04.2013, 21:21:04 MarkHest: "Fuck Logics" - The Missing Part 2013
16.04.2013, 22:10:37 ShadowPierce:  (ノ °.°)ノ 彡 ┻━┻
16.04.2013, 22:39:22 MarkHest: Why would you table flip?! THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY I JUST WANNA
16.04.2013, 22:39:38 MarkHest: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ GHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
16.04.2013, 23:03:52 BetaGod: lol
16.04.2013, 23:09:01 Zexion: Literally lmao
16.04.2013, 23:27:20 Blizzard: OMG, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS MONEY?! ($)\(°Д°)/($)
16.04.2013, 23:41:07 Blizzard: And now some Dubstep. ~d!(°oO)!b~ (It's not a happy face.)
16.04.2013, 23:42:19 ShadowPierce: Sorry, I must have been confused... There, it's fixed now... ┬──┬ ノ(._.ノ)
Today at 00:24:03 ShadowPierce: Wait a sec, YOU
Today at 05:15:34 BetaGod: this chat log is way to funny, someone please save it for posterity


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Quote[08:23] winkio: fuck off backwards still sounds very similar to fuck off
[08:24] winkio: just with an accent


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Quote[11:42] Jules Senko: first actual boss is supposed to be similar to Castlevania's Alura Une/Venus Weed
[11:43] Jules Senko: woman growing from a flower...for some reason I just started thinking that if this particular boss was in CP you'd have Jason hitting on her
[11:46] Blizzard: LOL
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

PhoenixFire

August 10, 2013, 11:47:53 pm #830 Last Edit: August 10, 2013, 11:49:04 pm by DigitalSoul
Quote[11:44:08 PM | Edited 11:44:38 PM] Kett: "Welcome to Mystery Taco Theatre 3000. Our first story, 'Love is a Taco,' or otherwise known as, 'The Story of How Travis gave Tyler a Blowjob.'"


Quote[11:45:19 PM] Kett: "Tyler."
[11:45:21 PM] Kett: "Yeah?"
[11:45:26 PM] Kett: "Is Nick up there?"
[11:45:27 PM] Kett: "Yeah."
[11:45:38 PM] Kett: "Point at him and laugh like I just said something funny."
[11:45:43 PM] Kett: *he does that*
[11:45:50 PM] Kett: "You guys do realise I have a headset too, right?"
[11:45:52 PM] Kett: "Fuck."
Quote from: Subsonic_Noise on July 01, 2011, 02:42:19 amNext off, how to create a first person shooter using microsoft excel.

Quote from: Zeriab on September 09, 2011, 02:58:58 pm<Remember when computers had turbo buttons?

PhoenixFire

From our skype group earlier tonight..

Quote
[12:15:25 AM] gameus: I just looked up Django on WordPress
[12:15:33 AM] gameus: Question asked
[12:15:35 AM] gameus: "Can wordpress blog be installed on Django.If so please let me know the links for this."
[12:15:39 AM] Paco's Sexy Fur Day | GTN: Hmm.. Gallery plugin/
?Not the same, trust me.
[12:15:44 AM] gameus: Answer "No.

Django is a Python framework, Wordpress is a PHP CMS.

It's like asking if you can plug a Ford motor on a white poney."
Quote from: Subsonic_Noise on July 01, 2011, 02:42:19 amNext off, how to create a first person shooter using microsoft excel.

Quote from: Zeriab on September 09, 2011, 02:58:58 pm<Remember when computers had turbo buttons?

PhoenixFire

I was reading through some old posts and such, and I came across this one from Winkio. It's in a thread I quoted Sub on in my sig, and to this day, the thread still makes me laugh.

Quote from: winkio on July 01, 2011, 02:30:31 pm
HTML5, Flash, or Java would probably be the best for an online game like you described.  However, making a game isn't as simple as just having an idea.  You have to know how to make it, which is something that I think will present a major obstacle for you, due to your posts.
Quote from: Subsonic_Noise on July 01, 2011, 02:42:19 amNext off, how to create a first person shooter using microsoft excel.

Quote from: Zeriab on September 09, 2011, 02:58:58 pm<Remember when computers had turbo buttons?

G_G

Sitting here, minding my own business, working on my site. When Brittany says this in a slightly irritated way.
QuoteBrittany: I don't get how these Chinese people write in Chinese on Facebook!
Me: Maybe because they're Chinese? What do you think?
Brittany: But how do they do it?
Me: Their language is probably set to Chinese, what did you think all computers were English only?
Brittany: ...yes

I love her to death, but I mean..... come on! xD

PhoenixFire

Quote from: gameus on September 06, 2013, 09:59:28 am
Me: Their language is probably set to Chinese, what did you think all computers were English only?
Brittany: ...yes


That just made my morning... Imagine if you got into her account, and changed it to something like upside down, or, pirate. Still in English (mostly), so she would be able to read it, but, it would really mess with her =p

Quote from: Subsonic_Noise on July 01, 2011, 02:42:19 amNext off, how to create a first person shooter using microsoft excel.

Quote from: Zeriab on September 09, 2011, 02:58:58 pm<Remember when computers had turbo buttons?

PhoenixFire

Not from our chat, but I thought this was worthy of posting...


Quote from: RMRK Chat this morning
<Pacman> only if i'm not consenting though
<Zylos> Pacman, you always give consent.
<Pacman> just because my eyes say yes
<Zylos> Pretty sure it's another part of your body saying yes.
* Tyler_ (~Tyler@PSI-464974B5.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #Crankeye
* ChanServ gives voice to Tyler_
<Pacman> DO YOU MEAN MY PENIS?
<Zylos> I meant your voicebox actually saying yes.
<Zylos> Unless you have a talking penis.
<Zylos> That'd just be weird.
...
<Pacman> i think "a voice" is a good answer for the question "what's the weirdest thing that's come out of your penis?"
Quote from: Subsonic_Noise on July 01, 2011, 02:42:19 amNext off, how to create a first person shooter using microsoft excel.

Quote from: Zeriab on September 09, 2011, 02:58:58 pm<Remember when computers had turbo buttons?

Blizzard

September 09, 2013, 02:26:21 am #836 Last Edit: September 11, 2013, 05:58:15 am by Blizzard
Quote[08:18] winkio: yololo
[08:18] winkio: you only league of legends once
[08:18] winkio: and then you stop


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Quote[08:21] Blizzard: [07:47] winkio: BS in ME
[08:21] Blizzard: BoriS is not in YOU
[08:21] Blizzard: but you can ask, I might say yes
[08:22] winkio: I shall now refer to you as MC Bullshit
[08:23] winkio: MC for Mikic, bullshit for BS for Boris
[08:25] Blizzard: OMG
[08:25] Blizzard: this is genius
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Memor-X

Quote
Div: hay, look what i've got
Me: League of Legends, dam it they got you too
Div: no, look, this is a game being played over at GUF, that's me there
Me: why are you so far away
Div: he, he, time for fun! *crashes game*
Me: how did you
Div: i've been overloading their game with packets for the past 22 minutes using my participation in the match as a back door, i stopped so i could go for the finisher on the very last moment so that no one wins, he, he, he, stupid LoLers
Me: dare i ask why you thought of doing that
Div: because i'm pissed off my ass here


Quote
Me: Div! get your skinny ass in here
Div: what?
Me: what's this
Div: Browser history in Firefox
Me: and?
Div: Fakku, Yuri-isum, youporn
Me: if your going to browse porn on Aura and your not going to be in the in private mode at least wipe the history
Div: you have a password and finger print scan on her, who's going to see it
Me: just wipe your filth off Aura now
Div: lucky i'm not a guy of a funtari huh, otherwise that would have such a deeper meaning


Quote
Me: why do you come over to my place when you want to drink
Div: cause my sister isn't nearly as fun to hang around with when i'm drunk
Me: you seem sober to me
Div: i'm not actually, it's just that when i'm drunk i can still talk coherently and hack at a level where the police would kindly ask me to stop infecting their system with the Pirate virus from Archer, though i tend to speak more bluntly that usual so pardon me if i accidental say that this world is full of hypocritical losers and because of that you'll never have a girlfriend
Me: why would you say that
Div: cause i want to onto hope that there is someone out there for my brother who will get all cuddly and that with you as you both watch anime or wouldn't mind sharing your bed with your plushies
Me: you making fun of Yomi and Index
Div: nope
Me: i don't belive you *mimics pirate* what what
Div: *mimics parrot* what what
Me: *mimics pirate* what what
Div: ha, ha, ha, cut that out, you know i can't resist following though when drunk
Me: *mimics pirate* what what
Div: *mimics parrot* what what
Me: *mimics pirate* what what
Div: stop it, ha, ha, ha, it's torture
Me: then kiss Yomi and Index and apologies *mimics pirate* what what
Div: *mimics parrot* what what
Me: *mimics pirate* what what
Div: ha, ha, ha, ha, i can't when your getting me to do this

i should point out that after a while she did end up kissing Yomi and Index but while trying to kiss Index she rolled off the bed laughing, Index was fine

winkio

Quote[1:22:37 AM] Ryan Christiansen: Give us the pokeupdate
[1:22:45 AM] Ryan Christiansen: is it pokeawesome?
[1:24:35 AM] gameus: Working on it.
[1:24:41 AM] gameus: Fighting with the packaging right now.
[1:24:51 AM] Ryan Christiansen: you mean the pokeging?
[1:25:00 AM] gameus: Yes.
[1:25:09 AM] gameus: And then I'll put the pokecard into the pokeslot
[1:25:52 AM] Ryan Christiansen: and then you will be ready to pokeplay!

WhiteRose

Quote from: winkio on October 13, 2013, 12:34:11 am
Quote[1:22:37 AM] Ryan Christiansen: Give us the pokeupdate
[1:22:45 AM] Ryan Christiansen: is it pokeawesome?
[1:24:35 AM] gameus: Working on it.
[1:24:41 AM] gameus: Fighting with the packaging right now.
[1:24:51 AM] Ryan Christiansen: you mean the pokeging?
[1:25:00 AM] gameus: Yes.
[1:25:09 AM] gameus: And then I'll put the pokecard into the pokeslot
[1:25:52 AM] Ryan Christiansen: and then you will be ready to pokeplay!



Hahahaha.

I really need to get on Skype myself sometime and contribute something, instead of just laughing at everyone else.

I also really need to go to bed; I shouldn't be up this late. Makes me delirious. >.<