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Diokatsu

July 14, 2008, 05:11:22 pm #160 Last Edit: July 14, 2008, 09:04:21 pm by Diokatsu
The 1337 was in shadowlinks name im just messing

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Diokatsu aka MASTER*mssoc says:
no one is dumb
Diokatsu aka MASTER*mssoc says:
i think
         No More Heroes         says:
Yeah true
         No More Heroes         says:
Only canadians

Blizzard

July 17, 2008, 01:06:18 pm #161 Last Edit: July 17, 2008, 01:18:22 pm by Blizzard
Quote[19:04] Starrodkirby86: why is aqua dead? :(
[19:04] Starrodkirby86: xD
[19:04] Blizzard: she can't take th pron
[19:04] Blizzard: TEH PRON
[19:04] Starrodkirby86: teh kirbeh pr0n
[19:04] Blizzard: OMG
[19:04] Blizzard: you're getting neaked in front of Aqua? O_O
[19:04] Starrodkirby86: not that kirbeh >_>
[19:04] Starrodkirby86: xD
[19:04] Aqua: maybe!


EDIT: LMAO!

Quote[19:14] Starrodkirby86: lol, ok I'll try, but well... I'm not into that stuff, I mean, I'm still a virgin, so, yeah, I might not be the best person to decide when itd be a suitable slipup...

again, I'll try, but don't expect anythin from me in that respect.
[19:15] Blizzard: -_-
[19:15] Blizzard: it's not I want sex from you
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DeathLock

Wow, you have perverted minds. XD


Diokatsu

WHO THE HELL IS DOING MY JOKE?! im the one who imitates aqua, puts on her avvie, changes my name, font clor and personality to trick others! nao my time is over? and reminds me...someone put up the tiem when blizz though i was actually aqua...soooo epic...i have no record i think....

Starrodkirby86

July 19, 2008, 05:17:57 pm #164 Last Edit: July 19, 2008, 05:19:08 pm by Starrodkirby86
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QuoteStarrodkirby86 (1:55:28 PM): Don't disturb me...I'm eating this Pikachu alive. OM NOM NOM
shdwlink1993 (1:55:36 PM): wow...
Starrodkirby86 (1:56:06 PM): want some, fellow mod?
Starrodkirby86 (1:56:08 PM): you can have the tail
Starrodkirby86 (1:56:09 PM):
shdwlink1993 (1:56:17 PM): No thanks.
shdwlink1993 (1:56:24 PM): I'd rather eat Mudkip
shdwlink1993 (1:56:29 PM): but I don't eat Mudkip
shdwlink1993 (1:56:32 PM): so that tells you
shdwlink1993 (1:56:36 PM): how much I want to
Starrodkirby86 (1:56:41 PM): oay..
shdwlink1993 (1:56:42 PM): devour Pikachu alive
Starrodkirby86 (1:56:49 PM): want a krabby?
shdwlink1993 (1:56:59 PM): Too chewy
Starrodkirby86 (1:57:20 PM): want an electrode? they're great jawbreakers!
shdwlink1993 (1:57:43 PM): And lifeenders too. Next!
Starrodkirby86 (1:57:59 PM): ...hm.
Starrodkirby86 (1:58:01 PM): want a slowpoke tail?
shdwlink1993 (1:58:19 PM): Doesn't that cause brain damage?
Starrodkirby86 (1:58:33 PM): um.
Starrodkirby86 (1:58:38 PM): they're good sell objects
shdwlink1993 (1:59:02 PM): Sold by Team Rocket.
Starrodkirby86 (1:59:18 PM): want a pidgey?
shdwlink1993 (1:59:19 PM): Their goal is to render everyone brain dead so they can appear to be uber clever
shdwlink1993 (1:59:27 PM): hmm...
shdwlink1993 (2:00:34 PM): Perhaps
Starrodkirby86 (2:01:04 PM): all right!
Starrodkirby86 (2:01:06 PM): *gets out ovn*
Starrodkirby86 (2:01:09 PM): oven*
shdwlink1993 (2:02:43 PM): Poor Pidget
shdwlink1993 (2:02:44 PM): *y
shdwlink1993 (2:02:44 PM): Oops...
Starrodkirby86 (2:02:58 PM): It's already dead from Pikachu :/'
Starrodkirby86 (2:03:01 PM): oh well.
Starrodkirby86 (2:03:02 PM): Eat up!
Starrodkirby86 (2:03:08 PM): *gives shdwlink a leg*
shdwlink1993 (2:03:24 PM): ... You know that I don't eat Talons well, right?
Starrodkirby86 (2:03:33 PM): this doesn't include the feet you know :/
shdwlink1993 (2:03:33 PM): How 'bout a wing
Starrodkirby86 (2:03:36 PM): sure
shdwlink1993 (2:03:37 PM): or the head!
shdwlink1993 (2:03:40 PM): I like the head
Starrodkirby86 (2:03:42 PM): want some breasts too?
shdwlink1993 (2:03:54 PM): They explode violently when I stab them
shdwlink1993 (2:03:54 PM): OK
Starrodkirby86 (2:03:58 PM): all right
Starrodkirby86 (2:04:00 PM): *calls aqua*
Starrodkirby86 (2:04:02 PM): lol j/k
shdwlink1993 (2:04:11 PM): O.o
Starrodkirby86 (2:04:18 PM): you wanted breast D:
Starrodkirby86 (2:04:19 PM): xD
Starrodkirby86 (2:06:43 PM): eat up! It's getting cold.
shdwlink1993 (2:06:50 PM): eats

QuoteStarrodkirby86 (2:06:53 PM): eat up before the venomath gets it.
shdwlink1993 (2:06:54 PM): *eats*
Starrodkirby86 (2:06:55 PM): moth*
shdwlink1993 (2:07:04 PM): Venomath! Use addition!
shdwlink1993 (2:07:09 PM): xD
Starrodkirby86 (2:07:18 PM): *math sound effects*
Starrodkirby86 (2:07:22 PM): *Opponent's HP adds up*
Starrodkirby86 (2:07:23 PM): xD
shdwlink1993 (2:07:34 PM): Venomath! Use DIVISION!
Starrodkirby86 (2:07:44 PM): *divides opponent's hp with current hp*
Starrodkirby86 (2:07:51 PM): Venomath...x_x
shdwlink1993 (2:08:11 PM): X_X
Starrodkirby86 (2:08:25 PM): VENOMATH! USE THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM!
Starrodkirby86 (2:08:25 PM): XD
shdwlink1993 (2:08:38 PM): LOL
Starrodkirby86 (2:08:48 PM): at level 1, it learns Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, and Division.
Starrodkirby86 (2:08:54 PM): At level 5 it learns fractions
Starrodkirby86 (2:09:10 PM): At level 12 it learns reciporcals
Starrodkirby86 (2:09:16 PM): at level 15 it learns negative numbers
shdwlink1993 (2:09:29 PM): lol
Starrodkirby86 (2:09:33 PM): at level 20 it learns the Pythagorean Theorem
shdwlink1993 (2:09:35 PM): Pikachu has -23 HP!
Starrodkirby86 (2:09:38 PM): :3
Starrodkirby86 (2:09:46 PM): At level 26 it learns the Quadratic Formula
Starrodkirby86 (2:09:52 PM): At level 35 it learns Graphing
Starrodkirby86 (2:10:00 PM): at level 40 it learns Trigonomitry
Starrodkirby86 (2:10:03 PM): (oops sp)
Starrodkirby86 (2:10:18 PM): Trigonometry
Starrodkirby86 (2:10:18 PM): xD
Starrodkirby86 (2:10:20 PM): w.e
Starrodkirby86 (2:10:30 PM): anyway, at level 56 it learns its final move
Starrodkirby86 (2:10:32 PM): CALCULUS


Don't know if this is any humor at all, but I found it quite amusing. The level values I guess were random...

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Diokatsu

LOL!!!!!!!!!
but what of linear algebra?

Starrodkirby86

Hey, it learns four moves already at the beginning, and it'll forget them once it learns stronger moves like Calculus, so cut poor Venomath some slack. xD Heh.

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Blizzard

It never learns integration of Fourier Transformation. ._.
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Starrodkirby86

Quote from: Blizzard on July 21, 2008, 08:04:45 am
It never learns integration of Fourier Transformation. ._.
It learns that as a TM/HM. Many moves of Venomath require the use of a TM/HM, the level up moves are involuntary for it to know.  8) That's what makes a Venomath so great. ...:V:?

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Blizzard

July 24, 2008, 09:30:30 pm #169 Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 01:44:45 pm by Blizzard
I always thought it would be its ability to derivate ex by y. O_o

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Quote[19:38] mumerus: I found this nice script
[19:38] Blizzard: lol, kk
[19:38] mumerus: I had sex with it
[19:39] Blizzard: and it raped you back?
[19:39] mumerus: But tons doesnt want to have sex with it
[19:39] Blizzard: LOL
[19:40] mumerus: It works
[19:40] mumerus: But it cancle some of the Tons addon
[19:40] mumerus: Like hp/sp plus
[19:41] mumerus: And somehow when I check, it said the weapon isnt equipped when its actually equipped
[19:41] Blizzard: I see
[19:41] Blizzard: ok
[19:41] Blizzard: can you swend me the script?
[19:41] mumerus: You sure..?
[19:41] Blizzard: yeah
[19:41] mumerus: Theres alot of script...
[19:42] Blizzard: after I give it a plastic surgery, Tons will love it
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DeathLock

Script sex, man you people have problems. XD


Starrodkirby86

QuoteGaarafan4910  says (3:40 PM):
of the veterans, mars wasn't nerfed
Gaarafan4910  says (3:40 PM):
xD
Diokatsu -- Smexy Neko  says (3:40 PM):
lol
Diokatsu -- Smexy Neko  says (3:40 PM):
neither did G&W
Gaarafan4910  says (3:41 PM):
Yeah, but it didn't make him uber powerful 
Diokatsu -- Smexy Neko  says (3:41 PM):
lol
Gaarafan4910  says (3:41 PM):
just his judgement is sex now
Diokatsu -- Smexy Neko  says (3:41 PM):
LOL

Not uber funny compared to the other quotes, but this still is nice if you take it into different contexts and you have an idea what Super Smash Bros. Brawl is. :)

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Diokatsu

AND the judgement == sex statement is true

Boolean :)

Blizzard

Quote[02:22] Blizzard: cccp = sssr
[02:22] Diokatsu: lol
[02:22] Diokatsu: LOL
[02:22] Blizzard: CP = SR!
[02:22] Blizzard: OMG
[02:22] Blizzard: CHAOS PROJECT = SOUL RAGE
[02:23] Blizzard: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
[02:23] Diokatsu: omfg!!!
[02:23] Blizzard: I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!!!
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Blizzard

July 27, 2008, 09:40:14 pm #175 Last Edit: July 27, 2008, 10:24:32 pm by Blizzard
Not only that, it has a spelling handicap. C-C-CP. S-S-SR. D:

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Quote[04:22] Starrodkirby86: I want to get seduced by water D:
[04:22] Starrodkirby86: fetish much?
[04:22] Starrodkirby86: Ooh my O.o
[04:22] Blizzard: omg
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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Starrodkirby86

Noooooooooo, why'd you put that erm..."Classified" conversation in there!? D: Now everyone will think I'm a freak...a FREAK! Like one of those...tentacle octopus strange creatures. :/

What's osu!? It's a rhythm game. Thought I should have a signature with a working rank. ;P It's now clickable!
Still Aqua's biggest fan (Or am I?).




Blizzard

No, that would be Aqua.
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Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.

Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

Valcos

So Kirby... you want to get seduced by Aqua eh?  :-*
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar De La Hoya

Blizzard

That's a public secret.
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Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.