Started by Blizzard, January 08, 2008, 08:09:47 am
Quote[18:04] UltaFlame: when the internet came, the universe got a new toy.
Quote[18:21] blizzardscripter: so let's keep a low profile[18:21] blizzardscripter: as we do now[18:22] UltaFlame: *turns into a radioactive bulldog*[18:22] blizzardscripter: and solve our inner conflicts first[18:22] UltaFlame: this good enough?[18:22] blizzardscripter: then we will arise like a phoenix from our own ashes[18:22] UltaFlame: but im not dead yet :/[18:22] blizzardscripter: AND SMASH DOWN THE IMBECILES THAT DEFIED US[18:22] blizzardscripter: YES[18:22] UltaFlame: XD[18:22] blizzardscripter: WE WILL RULE THE PLANET VERY SOON[18:22] UltaFlame: human vengeance[18:22] UltaFlame: clear and simple.
Quote from: winkioI do not speak to bricks, either as individuals or in wall form.
Quote from: Barney StinsonWhen I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
QuoteEJRiss: Well how come I can figure out my calc hw!!!!!Diokatsu *red+u: Do what I do.EJRiss: ?Diokatsu *red+u: Set everything == SEX and then divide by 0Diokatsu *red+u: Alternative ways of solving are by doing a barrel roll andfalcon punch....oh wait that's teen pregnacy....XDEJRiss: *NAME OMITTED*, you're a fucking lunatic
Quote[03:58] Blizzard: You can't give virginity[03:58] Blizzard: you can only take it
Quote[14:12] Blizzard:module BlizzABS def self.try_fail return false endend[14:12] Blizzard: xD[14:12] mumerus: Blizzard vs Blizzabs[14:12] Blizzard: BlizzABS.try_fail returns false, lol
QuoteGaarafan4910 says (2:08 PM):.. Gaarafan4910 says (2:08 PM):welcome back haruhi Gaarafan4910 says (2:08 PM):you whore Gaarafan4910 says (2:08 PM):-_-Diokatsu says (2:08 PM):lolDiokatsu says (2:08 PM):she is! Gaarafan4910 says (2:08 PM):yeah, especially with those chocopenisesDiokatsu says (2:08 PM):LOL
Quote[02:05] Blizzard: where did we stop yesterday?[02:05] * Ryex thinks that is not funny[02:06] Sally: you wernt beleving me about what happend in london[02:06] Blizzard: yes[02:07] Blizzard: you were talking about how you took off my shirt[02:07] Blizzard: and the I took of your shirt[02:07] Blizzard: which was wrong[02:07] Blizzard: it went like this[02:07] Blizzard: so we came into the room[02:07] Blizzard: and you ordered champagner[02:07] Blizzard: I waited[02:07] Blizzard: since I knew[02:08] Sally: but i did and you did[02:08] Blizzard: these were the last few minutes you would be safe around me EVER[02:08] Sally: it was 3years ago blizz[02:08] Blizzard: the room service bought the champagner[02:08] Blizzard: and he left[02:08] Blizzard: you poured our glasses[02:08] Blizzard: you took your glass[02:09] Blizzard: and took a gulp[02:09] Sally: it was she[02:09] Blizzard: I didn't[02:09] * Aqua is confused...[02:09] Blizzard: I slowly moved my hand with the glass toward to table[02:09] Blizzard: and put the glass on the table[02:09] Sally: blizz[02:09] Blizzard: and then I turned toward you[02:09] Blizzard: yes?[02:09] Sally: u gotta make it more sexy then a glass of water[02:09] Blizzard: it's champagner[02:10] Sally: thats better[02:10] Blizzard: and we haven't even started yet[02:10] Blizzard: anyway[02:10] Blizzard: I turned toward you[02:10] Blizzard: and looked deeply in your eyes[02:10] Blizzard: taking your glass[02:10] Blizzard: and putting it away[02:10] Blizzard: without moving my glaze away[02:10] Blizzard: you were like in trance[02:10] Blizzard: anticipating what will happen next[02:10] Blizzard: even if you knew what I was going to do[02:10] Blizzard: it was like[02:11] Blizzard: "Cut the crap, baby. I want you here and now."[02:11] Blizzard: and I kissed you[02:11] Sally: [02:11] Sally: omg i remember[02:11] Blizzard: but I didn't stay long at your lips[02:11] Blizzard: I went down on your neck[02:11] Blizzard: and you were like "OMG"[02:11] Sally: i was?[02:11] Blizzard: moving my hands along your body[02:12] Blizzard: exploring the territory[02:12] Sally: yes[02:12] Blizzard: then I swiftly removed that little nothing you were almost wearing that you called a shirt[02:13] Blizzard: I was moving my hand slowly over your breasts[02:13] Blizzard: then further down[02:13] Blizzard: over your belly[02:13] Blizzard: deeper[02:13] Blizzard: down to your sacred territory[02:13] Blizzard: and did a little push[02:13] Blizzard: while I was trying kissing your lips again[02:13] Blizzard: heck[02:13] Blizzard: I shoudl stop here[02:13] Sally: i like it[02:13] Blizzard: I don't want you to get off again jsut by me talking[02:13] Blizzard: I know you do[02:13] Blizzard: they all do...[02:22] Blizzard: ok then[02:22] Blizzard: let's continue?[02:22] Aqua: *looks left and right* Is it safe again?[02:22] Sally: yes please[02:22] Blizzard: ok[02:22] Aqua: Guess not... -_-[02:23] Blizzard: where was I?[02:23] Blizzard: ah, right[02:23] Blizzard: I was moving my hand over your belly[02:23] Blizzard: into your sacred territory[02:23] Aqua: *sigh* Have fun...[02:23] Blizzard: while I was getting back at your lips with mine[02:23] Blizzard: then I pushed up my hand a bit[02:23] Blizzard: and moved it up and down[02:24] Blizzard: then I went with my mouth again on your neck[02:24] Blizzard: kissing it slowly[02:24] Blizzard: and stroking it with my nose[02:24] Blizzard: up and down[02:24] Blizzard: up and down[02:24] Blizzard: a few times[02:24] Blizzard: then I drove my other hand[02:24] Blizzard: down your back[02:24] Blizzard: slowly[02:24] Blizzard: over your back[02:25] Blizzard: and over your leg[02:25] Blizzard: then I moved my head down to your breasts[02:25] Blizzard: pulling down the bra[02:25] Blizzard: so your right breast was exposed[02:25] Aqua: Errr...[02:25] *** Aqua has signed off IRC (Quit: CentralChat.net Java).[02:25] Blizzard: LMAO![02:25] Blizzard: anyway[02:25] Sally: 16+[02:25] Blizzard: licking it around your nipple[02:26] Blizzard: and then biting your nipple lightly[02:26] Blizzard: but enough that it hurts a but[02:26] Blizzard: bit*[02:26] Blizzard: then I moved my hands on your waist[02:26] Blizzard: putting them at your skin[02:26] Blizzard: and grabbing your pants[02:27] Blizzard: moving my head down to your belly[02:27] Blizzard: and while kissing your belly[02:27] Blizzard: I pulled down your pants in one quick move[02:27] Blizzard: I was like a vampire[02:27] Blizzard: over your body[02:27] Blizzard: you were inable to mvoe[02:27] Blizzard: out of satisfaction[02:27] Blizzard: and fear that you might ruin it[02:27] Blizzard: you couldn't resist[02:28] Blizzard: then I went back with my head over your belly[02:28] Blizzard: over your breasts[02:28] Blizzard: over the side of your neck[02:28] Blizzard: up to your ear[02:28] Blizzard: and licked it[02:28] Blizzard: while my hands moved up on your waist[02:28] Blizzard: stroking your breasts[02:29] Blizzard: and putting one hand around you[02:29] Blizzard: the other one behind your head, on your neck[02:29] Blizzard: then I went back on your lips with my tongue[02:29] Blizzard: I licked your lips gently[02:29] Blizzard: ok, you've had enough[02:29] Blizzard: that's it for today [02:29] Sally: no[02:30] Blizzard: yes[02:30] Sally: tomarrow?[02:30] Blizzard: nope[02:30] Blizzard: this will not be completed, lol
Quote from: Valcos on August 01, 2008, 11:44:47 pmThen you take off her underwear to see she has a penis !!!