Chat quotes

[Blizzard]

He's his own sister.

EDIT:

[17:15] Blizzard: I think
[17:15] Blizzard: that most people won't even submit their game -_-
[17:15] Blizzard: like
[17:15] Blizzard: forgetting
[17:15] Blizzard: or giving up
[19:23] NAMKCOR: yeah
[19:28] Blizzard: I always admired your response speed

Look at the posting time and you'll get the idea.

[Vell]

lol 2 hours.

[Blizzard]

[21:34] Blizzard: OMG
[21:34] Blizzard: I'M EVERYWHERE
[21:34] Blizzard: http://4megaupload.com/index.php?q=Blizz
[21:35] GuardianAngelX72: o.o
[21:35] GuardianAngelX72: Wow, maybe taking over the world wont be so hard afterall...

[Vell]

:/ sucks I can't help in the planning anymore.

[Blizzard]

[21:47] GuardianAngelX72: Probably, but a problem is that I currently lack events
[21:47] GuardianAngelX72: brb
[21:47] Blizzard: http://forum.chaos-project.com/index.php?topic=2359.0
[21:47] Blizzard: lol
[21:47] Diokatsu: Your mom lacks events

[Vell]

you lack events

[Blizzard]

ROFLMAO!

[03:19] Blizzard: like
[03:19] Blizzard: instead of
[03:19] Blizzard: char.battler.damage = XXX
[03:19] Blizzard: you say
[03:20] Thanatos: Goodbye
[03:20] Aqua: the line break confused me
[03:20] Blizzard: $BlizzABS.utils.request_damage_sprite(char, XXX)
[03:20] Thanatos: And I say Hello
[03:20] Blizzard: bye
[03:20] Thanatos: No no
[03:20] Blizzard: hello
[03:20] Blizzard: nono
[03:20] Thanatos: I was playing with your words, goddamnit
[03:20] Blizzard: yesyes
[03:20] Blizzard: and I'm messing with your mind
[03:20] Thanatos: D=
[03:20] Thanatos: HE'S IN MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAIN
[03:20] Blizzard: OMG ROFLMAO
[03:20] Blizzard: I READ
[03:21] Blizzard: [03:20] Thanatos: HE'S IN MY BRAAAAAAAAAA
[03:21] Blizzard: ROFLMAO
[03:21] Thanatos: LOL

[Reygekan]

Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:13 PM): Setsuna's war experienced
Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:18 PM): And had 2 years of training
Rey of the Moon (2:52:20 PM): And he's a shit pilot
Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:25 PM): he just thinks of saachez alot
Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:32 PM): he misses him in his heart deep down LOL
Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:40 PM): Joking
Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:44 PM): ITS MOAR LIKE
Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:48 PM): UHH SHIT
Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:52 PM): I'M TOO SENSITIVE DEEP DOWN
Sieg the Cabbit (2:52:55 PM): DON'T SURROUND ME
Sieg the Cabbit (2:53:00 PM): I'M A HARMLESS TWIN DRIVE GUNDAM

Sieg the Cabbit (2:44:45 PM): YOU'RE IN SPACE
Sieg the Cabbit (2:44:48 PM): HEARD VOICES
Sieg the Cabbit (2:44:52 PM): PILOT A GUNDAM AS A CO PILOT
Sieg the Cabbit (2:44:54 PM): AND
Sieg the Cabbit (2:44:56 PM): ALL YOU CARE ABOUT
Sieg the Cabbit (2:45:00 PM): IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DELETING YOUR PICS

Sieg the Cabbit (2:43:23 PM): "SHIT MY GIRLFRIEND WAS IN THE ARROWS!!!!"
Sieg the Cabbit (2:43:26 PM): "SAJI... CROSSROAD"
Sieg the Cabbit (2:43:30 PM): "UGH, I KILLED THEM ALL!"
Sieg the Cabbit (2:43:33 PM): "SAJI... CROSSROAD."
Sieg the Cabbit (2:43:42 PM): "QUICK, THE SPIDERS ARE KILLING US!"
Sieg the Cabbit (2:43:45 PM): "SAJI... CROSSROAD."

Rey of the Moon (2:16:30 PM): We need to release a fighter that's just one giant troll
Sieg the Cabbit (2:16:34 PM): oh yes
Sieg the Cabbit (2:16:39 PM): wait
Sieg the Cabbit (2:16:39 PM): no
Sieg the Cabbit (2:16:42 PM): thats been done
Sieg the Cabbit (2:16:43 PM): Brawl
Sieg the Cabbit (2:16:46 PM): Sakurai beat us to it

Rey of the Moon (2:10:41 PM): Then, there will be two moves
Rey of the Moon (2:10:44 PM): Hadoken and Shoryuken
Sieg the Cabbit (2:10:48 PM): LOLOLOL
Rey of the Moon (2:10:52 PM): If you guess Hadoken you win
Rey of the Moon (2:10:58 PM): If you guess Shoryuken you still win
Rey of the Moon (2:11:08 PM): But Hadoken always beats Shoryuken
Rey of the Moon (2:11:14 PM): So there's no fucking point in ever using Shoryuken
Rey of the Moon (2:11:22 PM): Except that it's made to specifically counter Splash

Sieg the Cabbit (1:39:03 PM): I imagined the same song in my head
Sieg the Cabbit (1:39:13 PM): basically its for shitty overrated buttered up stuff
Sieg the Cabbit (1:39:16 PM): Like the world ends with you
Sieg the Cabbit (1:39:22 PM): Gurren Lagann
Sieg the Cabbit (1:39:23 PM): And Sonic

What the fuck, why's he the funny one? ;.;

[Vell]

i dun get any of those.

[Reygekan]

Because you're not Gundam.

Responding to someone who doesn't get a series-joke with another series-joke? Fuck yeah.

[Diokatsu]

(06:03:45 PM) (*)Gaarafan4910(*): hm...I wonder where I left my pants
(06:04:46 PM) (*)Gaarafan4910(*): ah, here they are
(06:04:48 PM) (*)Gaarafan4910(*): *puts them on*
(06:04:57 PM) Diokatsu: Good thing you found them
(06:05:03 PM) Diokatsu: I was about to talk about Tear
(06:05:40 PM) (*)Gaarafan4910(*): silly you
(06:05:54 PM) (*)Gaarafan4910(*): No pants can provide enough defense against my attack on tear

[Vell]

O.o?

[Diokatsu]

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Diokatsu says:
O.o
Gaarafan4910  says:
Man these Japanese people sure have an intricate language.

That was part of a read me file in a Japanese game

[Punn]

CandyFreaks says (12:14 PM):
limi is flexible
she can put her foot behind her head
-                                 [c=55]Sir Henry Motherfucker[/c] says (12:14 PM):
I can tell by how skinny she is...

[Starrodkirby86]

Flexible...<3

Read backwards to understand the following quotes. I'm posting these because I don't want them deleted by the daily purger.

X  January 26, 2009, 04:29:46 PM Starrodkirby86 - 
X January 26, 2009, 04:27:47 PM Susys - Roflmao
X January 26, 2009, 04:24:58 PM game_guy - SRK how could you
X January 26, 2009, 03:55:04 PM Blizzard - LMAO!
X January 26, 2009, 03:50:09 PM Starrodkirby86 - When I played with your mom, I didn't really talk about it, yet I played it like at least 10 hours a day. o.o;;;
X January 26, 2009, 03:29:54 PM Blizzard - Doesn't need to mean anything. When I played MuOnline, I didn't really talk about it, yet I played it like at least 10 hours a day. o.o;;;
X January 26, 2009, 03:04:33 PM game_guy - The funny thing is that Michael is only lv 4 and thats the only ting he talks about
X January 26, 2009, 02:57:54 PM Susys - im a pro at that game  and it dosnt take my life away.
X January 26, 2009, 02:52:42 PM WcW - Its collosal... and with that many players the potential for n00bs to laugh at is collosal, too. Put two and two together... and $15/month isn't so bad.
X  January 26, 2009, 02:51:22 PM game_guy - Landtih the script is in the last screenie spoiler
X January 26, 2009, 02:50:16 PM game_guy - WoW has tooken my friend Michael Over thats all he talks about it

X  Today at 08:49:56 PM Reno-s--Joker - XD That conversation made my day <333
X Today at 08:40:09 PM Calintz16438 - Lol...tard!! 
X Today at 08:38:28 PM Starrodkirby86 - I'm a 100% bona fide FDA Approved RMXP Scripter! Here's my script for proof. http://forum.chaos-project.com/index.php?topic=1068.msg27541#msg27541
X Today at 08:36:20 PM Calintz16438 - Lmao!! I wish I knew how to script =(
X Today at 08:35:30 PM Reno-s--Joker - I agree with Calintz... XD
X Today at 08:30:44 PM Calintz16438 - !!
X Today at 08:11:58 PM Landith - This is so confusing... ??? I have it where it changes the sprite but it just uses _idl instead of @character_name_org + "_idl" and @character_name_org is @character_name... Huh

[winkio]

So epic, the first one XD  You should also include the follow up on game_guy...

[Starrodkirby86]

Very well.

Remember to read this backwards. It's the continuation to the "Mom" thing.

X  January 26, 2009, 07:10:19 PM Fallen Angel X - I can definetly see the chaos in chaos-project O.o
X January 26, 2009, 06:57:36 PM Starrodkirby86 - 
X January 26, 2009, 06:56:50 PM winkio - is it normal for a 13 year old to be getting groovy with my mom? -> To you it is. -> LOL   He basically said that you normally "get groovy" with your mom XD
X January 26, 2009, 06:53:30 PM game_guy - well you haven't seen my mom then. If you had it would be gross.
X January 26, 2009, 06:47:14 PM winkio - LOL
X January 26, 2009, 06:37:44 PM Starrodkirby86 - To you it is.
X January 26, 2009, 06:37:38 PM game_guy - I still keep getting pwnd by Sally's first boss
X  January 26, 2009, 06:20:14 PM game_guy - I know its normal 44 year olds growing gray hair but is it normal for a 13 year old to be getting groovy with my mom?
X January 26, 2009, 06:16:05 PM Susys - yup.
X January 26, 2009, 05:34:09 PM Fallen Angel X - What odd conversations you people have in the shoutbox ._.
X January 26, 2009, 05:28:53 PM MetaKnight - I gots to go bb all nighty night
X January 26, 2009, 05:26:11 PM MetaKnight - I'm dancing......Like house party time!
X January 26, 2009, 05:23:17 PM Susys - thats normal...
X January 26, 2009, 05:20:22 PM game_guy - That's gross! Have you seen my mom lately?! She's growing gray hair and she's only 44
X January 26, 2009, 04:49:13 PM MetaKnight - Meta =  with Game_Guy's mom .......
X January 26, 2009, 04:34:14 PM game_guy - SRK =  with Blizz's Mom
X January 26, 2009, 04:33:36 PM game_guy - woops
X January 26, 2009, 04:33:29 PM game_guy - dont you mean this :devil:

[Starrodkirby86]

Like, oh my god, a double post! I violated the rules! No I didn't, it was past twenty-four hours, kapish?

Aqua told me to paste this. I was multitasking and read something with "soon" on it, so "soon" should be "seen".

Character Sheet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Name: Boris Mikic

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Designation: "I am a..." sex god

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Positive Trait: "I'm liked because..." I make scripts for everyone. But little do they know each script is installed with a time bomb that will explode in their faces when I reach retirement.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Negative Trait: "I'm disliked because..." I'm not disliked.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Ego flaw: "Makes me great yet could destroy me..." my sex-drive.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Ambition: "I want..." girls. Good girls.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Motive: "I'm doing this because..." I want to become the best god the world has ever soon.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Internal Conflict: "I am troubled by..." you, the reader.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• External Conflict: "I am thwarted by..." no one. I'm invincible!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Secret: "I don't know or I am hiding..." a secret that I won't even reveal even if there's a radioactive spike up my butt.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Ordeal/Reversal: "Last thing I ever want to happen...?" my sperm count lowers.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Epiphany: "I will discover..." the cure for Blizzitus, the obsession of Boris Mikic.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Bio: No.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[tSwitch]

Blizz...>_>

[10:07]    *** F_B_I joined #chaosproject
[10:07] NAM: again with this?
[10:07] F_B_I: I take it you are a supporter of Vietnam in some way?
[10:07] NAM: har har
[10:08] F_B_I: Well "NAM", care to tell us anything you've been hiding?
[10:08] NAM: What are you talking about?
[10:09] F_B_I: We've been through this before.
[10:09] NAM: The child porn bullcrap again?
[10:09] F_B_I: Please disclose any information you may have that may or may not help our investigation.
[10:10] NAM: I'm telling you, I don't know anything about that!
[10:10] F_B_I: sir, we would be very appreciative if you would comply
[10:11] NAM: seriously
[10:11] F_B_I: seriously, we're asking for your assistance in tracking down the perpetuator of this child pornography association
[10:11] NAM: and...you still think that's what this site is?
[10:11] NAM: seriously?
[10:12] F_B_I: the acronym fits
[10:12] NAM: and that's proof?
[10:12] F_B_I: there is also an abnormally large amount of traffic pointing to this particular webiste's server
[10:12] NAM: how do you know that has anything to do with child porn?
[10:12] F_B_I: we've intercepted several packages and files that have been sent to this server
[10:13] NAM: and?
[10:13] F_B_I: and they were, as you may have suspected, forms of child pornography
[10:13] F_B_I: illustrations and photographs among other things
[10:13] NAM: look, Chaos Project has nothing to do with child porn
[10:14] NAM: and our Admin isn't even online ritght now
[10:14] F_B_I: I see.
[10:14] F_B_I: what is 'CP Beta 1'?
[10:14] NAM: that's Blizzard's project, why?
[10:14] F_B_I: hmm...
[10:14] F_B_I: that's all I needed to know
[10:14] F_B_I: we will be in touch
[10:14]   *** F_B_I quit (Quit: CentralChat.net Java)
[10:14] NAM: hold on a ...
[10:14] NAM: fuck

[Blizzard]

ROFLMAO!