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[RoseSkye]

This is a good away to fuck with people >.>

Note: I'm the first winkio.

winkio says:
hi
R says:
?
winkio says:
wait what?
winkio says:
did I just auto-hi you?
R says:
Huh?
winkio says:
Did you contact me
winkio says:
or did I just contact you?
R says:
This screen just popped up...
winkio says:
same...
winkio says:
I was playing CP...
R says:
XDXD
R says:
Im just fucking with you
winkio says:
k
winkio says:
don't really care

[Sally]

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 male NY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i like it better when i actually said i was female... =/

You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: M or f?
You: F
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: From?
You: sexy
You: NY
You: you?
Stranger: Me tooooo..where in ny
You: around the border of Conn
Stranger: Nicee
You: im a little unsmart, so i dont know all the roads around me. im only 16thoug
Stranger: I'm 17
Stranger: I'm hornyy lol
You: lol, im not >< too early for that
Stranger: Ohhh
You: unless i had a great night before
Stranger: Lol
You: which.. i havnt in a few months
You: its a long story
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>.<  WTF!!! im getting pissed off now.  thats it. im gonna start lying.  ill be the most hornyist female on that fcking site.





k.. done with that, was boreing everyone wanted me on a webcam...

[Starrodkirby86]

Yeah, finding a good member in Omegle is like finding a needle in a haystack.

I think a lot of people enjoy tripping the heck out of their "conversational partners". At least, that's what most of my friends used it for. You do meet people from a lot of places in the world though (Then again, so does here or other world communities).

[Blizzard]

Me not like Omegle. ._. But I have yet to see an Omegle conversation that's not funny. xD

[tSwitch]

Omegle.

You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: so what do you think about the boat paradox?
Stranger: you mean "if you systematically replace every part of an object, is it still the same object?"
You: yeah that one.
You: I'm thinking it applies pretty well to the government and religion
Stranger: how?
You: well over the years the key members of Parliments and Governments and Religious boards and etc... have been systematically replaced thus changing the direction and interpretation of the different meanings brought forth by the group that they are a part of.
Stranger: true, true
You: it makes me wonder if we can really consider anything really the same any more.
Stranger: well I suppose that you can consider it the same and separate at the same time.
Stranger: based on the same concepts, but a different interpretation of it, essentially creates a child of the original idea.
You: a splinter?
Stranger: exactly.
Stranger: so though it's not intrinsically the exact same thing, its founding values never changed, if that makes any impact on whether or not it remains the same object in the end.
You: hmm, that's an interesting way to think about it.
Stranger: And the 'splinters' are governed by the ideology of the time, such as how people feel about racism, sexism, or even sexual preference.
You: it'd be nice if that didn't even matter
Stranger: I agree entirely with you.
Stranger: Segregation based on differences within the person really is counter-productive to the supposed overall goal of making the world a better place, which everyone seems to think they're doing.
You: That's true, but it's also not right for religions, or homosexuals, or whatever to force their view on everyone else.
You: Make things legal, but don't stomp on other peoples beliefs in the process of it, you know?
Stranger: So you're against the homosexual rights movement?
You: Not against the movement, just against the way they're going about it.
You: Parading down the street half naked with rainbow flags in busy cities, trying to force church officials to go against their core beliefs because you want something, it's selfish and removes the exact liberties that they are trying to secure for themselves.
You: It's as blind as fundies forcing the bible down peoples' throats.
Stranger: I can see that.
Stranger: How old are you anyway?
You: 20, you?
Stranger: 18, m/f? preference?
You: male, open minded, as you can probably tell
Stranger: hehe, yeah.
Stranger: wanna cybar???
You: err no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Diokatsu]

Me not like Omegle. ._. But I have yet to see an Omegle conversation that's not funny. xD

[G_G]

@NAMKCOR: XD I like how most of its all serious and open minded. But then, lol, I think you get it xD

[fugibo]

@boat paradox: I believe that the object would still be the same "object" in that it would share the heritage and identity of the previous object. Are you the same NAMKCOR that you were 20 years ago? No, but you have the same identity and a very similar configuration.

[tSwitch]

@boat paradox: I believe that the object would still be the same "object" in that it would share the heritage and identity of the previous object. Are you the same NAMKCOR that you were 20 years ago? No, but you have the same identity and a very similar configuration.

what about clones?

on topic:

You: do you like roleplaying?
Stranger: very much so.
You: I don't, do you like anal?
Stranger: yes.
You: me too, are you a guy?
Stranger: yep
You: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Blizzard]

OMG, ROFLMAO! That's hilarious. xD

[tSwitch]

I do what I can

[Blizzard]

[01:32] <@Blizzard> I'll get going as soon as I upload CP on a mirror
[01:32] <@Blizzard> sendspace upload DCed 2 times already #_#
[01:33] <@Blizzard> the first time it was over 80%
[01:33] <@Blizzard> >_>
[01:33] <Juan> dang
[01:33] <DrakoShade> You should stop uploading massive zips of child porn.

[King Munkey]

As long as FBI doesn't come back we are good.

[Blizzard]

I do what I can

[fugibo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey baby
You: You're really just a figment of my imagination.
Stranger: ok
You: I have no proof that you're real, so I can only assume that you're not.
Stranger: well that seems illogical
You: Realy?
You: Really*
Stranger: yes
You: Would you mind pointing out the logic in blindly believing that every stranger I meet is real?
Stranger: Well would you first explain how a person is a stranger if you meet them
You: Even though that is irrelevant, I would define stranger as someone who I am not familiar with, not someone I have never seen or said "Hello" too.
You: I see hundreds of strangers a day, and very few people whom I actually know.
You: You're an uppity figment.
Stranger: but you don't meet the strangers.. you meerly see them
(long pause)
You: You can disconnect now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have the feeling they intended for that to end in cybering

[tSwitch]

quite the solipsist there fugibo

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Changed name to "LOLIGA" to protect identity.

[19:01:48] LOLIGA says:
real ones better
[19:02:08] Billy Mays says:
Yep.
[19:03:33] LOLIGA joins conversation
[19:03:33] LOLIGA says:
got any more
[19:04:04] Billy Mays says:
Nope.
[19:04:48] Billy Mays says:
HOLY SHIT!
[19:05:05] Billy Mays says:
A REAL Miley Cyrus pussy pic! O:
[19:05:20] Billy Mays says:
This whole time...
[19:05:38] Billy Mays says:
It just needed an easy google search. -.-
[19:05:46] Billy Mays says:
Here, look at this:
[19:05:49] Billy Mays says:
http://vagpic.ytmnd.com/
[19:05:51] Billy Mays says:
<3
[19:06:19] LOLIGA says:
your mean
[19:06:26] Billy Mays says:
ROFL
[19:06:30] Billy Mays says:
lol

[Subsonic_Noise]

First conversation on Omegle didn't turn out as epic as it could have been since the stranger didn't play along at the beginning. Still has some good parts, though.

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You:  hello there-
Stranger: Greetings
You: I'm quite bored, indeed.
Stranger: ok
You: So yeah, what's happening?
Stranger: not very much here
You: don't you just love rick astley, too?
Stranger: yes, he's cute
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI this is my favourite song of him
Stranger: ok
You: Those Lyrics are just awesome, as to be expected from rick astley, really.
Stranger: I like Never Gonna Give You Up
You: AWWW, that one, i think I know it
You: yeah, I definitely heard it before
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
You: I JUST LOVE THAT SONG
You: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I don'T really know
You: there are some trees around here, though
Stranger: norway?
You: There are trees in norway? I think I would know that.
Stranger: right below the mountains and next to the fjords
You: Trees are very cute.
Stranger: not ugly trees
You: It's all about the character for me
Stranger: I have a really cocky tree in my garden. I'm going to cut it down soon
You: That's not nice. Trees have feelings, too.
You: I once talked to one. His views on foreign politics where really innovative.
Stranger: this tree is a fasict, that's why it's cocky
You: Ah, I see. He discrimiates bushes?
Stranger: and regular plants
Stranger: call them dwarfs
You: Not nice of him. I have some liberal trees that would like to talk to him.
Stranger: I won't let him in if he's conservative
You: I make chairs out of conserative trees for a living
Stranger: HAIL COMMUNISM!!!
Stranger: CRUSH THE CAPITAL!!!!
You: *does the capitalism dance*
Stranger: *Shoots you between your eyes*
You: Between which eyes?
Stranger: bye, I don't wanna talk to a dead person

[Ryex]

mine was entertaining

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: so
You: I guess i should say hi
Stranger: hi
You: at the top thing says
You: WHAT KIND OF GENERIC RESOPNCE IS THAT?
You: YOU SOME SORT OF BOT OR SOMETHING?
Stranger: sorry?
You: you supposed to do somethign edgy
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: maybe i'm edgy and don't need to pose
You: but you clearly are not
You: after all you used a generic 'hi'
Stranger: clearly
You: why not a 'helllllo' at the very least
You: i mean we are all strangers here
You: we can't be ourselves
Stranger: because the extra l's are unnecessary
You: that would be weird
You: or you could do a badd pickup line like 'someone must of shot you with a phaser set on stunning'
You: that would be a little unexspectind and slightly funny
Stranger: hopefully you're not being yourself ... cuz you're quite annoying

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good morning sir or maddem
Stranger: good moring Stranger
You: are we relly strnagers
You: you never know
You: it might be some random chance that were are talking to some one we know
Stranger: well, up there it says "Talk to strangers!", and advices never lie
Stranger: XD
Stranger: http://ihatesara.com/?mylink=df294fde46dc5d50
Stranger: thanks!
Stranger: got 8 now
You: 1/0
You: oh sh---
You: al;sdkfa
You: lasdkgna
You: g;kja
SD:Ga
You: ;dlhmfa
You: dfh
You: a'd;hfm;adfh
You: adfh
You: ;al
You: dfh;amd;ha
You: dfh
You: afh;adnfh
You: 'ad
You: fhm
You: a;dhf
You: a;lhm
You: ';adf,h
Stranger: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: 'a
You have disconnected.

[Blizzard]