I was wearing my fancy red shirt, black pants and black shoes yesterday. I was going as a hobo. You can image the WTF in people's faces when I told then that. Sometimes, though, I would tell girls that I'm Batman and if they wonder how that is possible, I just tell them that I'm currently dressed as Bruce Wayne. I also kept guessing that girls are Batman. It was hilarious with one that had a sparkly white mask. Guess what she was. Edward. Ew.