Thank you everybody who has been sending me spam-mails! I thank you for your kindness because:
1. I have gathered around 3000 years of bad luck and died already 67 due to various mails I haven't forwarded.
2. When I go to the shop and leave afterwards, I never make eye contact because I am afraid that some stranger might take me to an unknown motel, drug me and surgically remove my kidney so he can sell it on the black market.
3. The orphan girl Amy Bruce from Cambodia has gotten a yearly payment from me which she was paid by Microsoft for every sent mail. Though, she has been in a hospital around 7000 in the last couple of years and since 1995 she's been 8 years old.
4. My name roams around the universe on a platinum plate because I had to write it down along with the other 2 billion people at least 25 times so far.
5. I've learned the recipe for love and happiness: It suffices to forward e-mails to all possible addresses within 3 seconds upon receive, then scratch my back with my left hand, jumping around like a chicken around a Skoda Octavia counterclockwise.
6. I'm still waiting for some rich guy from Boukistan to transfer me a billion Boukistan gold coins and a Nokia which I have earned by sending a mail to Ericsson.
7. I have saved at least 2 extremely endangered species of white, short-tailed White-Russian squirrels.
8. I have read 25 tons of the collected pieces of the Dalai Lhama and have gathered 4690 years of peace and wealth.
Once again: THANK YOU, EVERYBODY!
Important:
If you don't forward this e-mail within 20 seconds to at least 850 other receivers, the space dinosaur will come and eat you and your family together with little Amy Bruce who's in hospital. AGAIN.