Meanwhile, in a neighboring town, Branden was struggling to pay his mortgage...
"Fuck... it's due again, and no money. Urgh, time to suck it up, and do this.. again."
Branden then made his way down to the local bank, not happy about what he will have to do in the least bit.
"H-hello? I am here to... PAY my mortgage..."
As if out of nowhere, the owner of the bank pranced out, wrists all limp, with his noticeable lisp, and said...
"Hi there, big guy! I missed you so much! Are you ready to do this?"
"...Yeah, let's just get it over with. I need a roof over my head."
The bank owner then jumped up and down, with his hands covering his heart screaming...
"YAY! YAY! HOORAY! LET'S DO IT!!"
"O-okay... let's do it."
They then went into the back of the bank, and did things which most would call "horrifyingly disgusting, and unnatural".. because they were.
"Mmm... that was great! 'Kay, I'll pay your bill right now."
Branden then said, whilst sobbing...
"Thank you..."
He then made his way home, where he knew he had another month to keep his house, but still torn-up emotionally over this, and because he'll no doubt have to do it again. He cried himself to sleep that night.