Joe_Cracker (it's like cw7, only 1000 times better)

[winkio]

Joe_Cracker
and
The Light of Courage

Main website
http://www.herbalcell.com/tloc/

First page of first post
http://www.herbalcell.com/tloc/threads/2003-09-05/p1.htm

Videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6WP5GQ6iFo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGYhRYwYhlM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_CtKEjoMfI&feature=related

[Blizzard]

"cariters"? Man, this is gold. Best waste of time I had in the recent weeks.
One of the best thing is that he wants the original voice cast. Those people were from before 20 years by the time he was posting. Their voices are not the same anymore. Some of them are possibly dead already. It's cw7 all grown up. You just have to love how he thinks watching a mediocre cartoon like the Zelda cartoon makes him a master in Zelda. There's so much wrong with this guy that I don't have all day to post it. xD

BUT HE'S GOOD! HE GOT ONE SIGNATURE IN A DAY! THAT MEANS HE WILL HAVE OVER 9000 in 30 YEARS! DON'T MESS WITH THIS GUY!

[WhiteRose]

"Looks like we're in trouble, Princess."

Lolololol

EDIT:

"Joe, just in case, I think you should institute a no-slander policy on this thread."

[winkio]

I've read through the whole 17-page main thread.  There is just so much ridiculous shit in there.  Selling old movie trailers for $500 on ebay.  All the posters that one guy made.  Through all the insults and obvious points at which the thread could have broken down and Cracker could have realized it was a trick, not one time did he catch on.  I mean, the guys insult him to his face, in the middle of a longer post, and he just ignores it!  This could be a novel.

[Blizzard]

I only read the first page, but it was enough to make me laugh hard. xD Some people just don't want to see the truth.

[winkio]

All 17 pages are worth reading.  Trust me.

[WhiteRose]

For those of you who require moar Joe_Cracker, I tracked down another thread:
http://boards.ign.com/legend_of_zelda/b5188/100803367/p1

Also:

Back to business:
The petition is now up to 28 sigatures, Larry, Moe, and Curley The three stooges.
Ha Ha Ha! Those t.v. show fans show fans are getting crazier everyday, I know cause I'm one of them and I got a major screw loose.

[Ryex]

I get the impression that TheSpotlight was trying to lead Joe on and make him appear to be a fool, it worked like a charm

[winkio]

From a MSN interview:

Spoiler: ShowHide

Looking for an interview with Joe Cracker says: (10:35:26 PM)
Have you ever played that game, where you have to convince the enemy of his stupidity in order to win, but if you don't, he continues to cause hilarity on the internet? I forget the name, but I think it may have been a North American release only. Maybe only in Virginia.

rcm2sweet@hotmail.com says: (10:36:26 PM)
Never a heard of a game with that premise

Looking for an interview with Joe Cracker says: (10:36:41 PM)
It was out on the Snes for a while

rcm2sweet@hotmail.com says: (10:37:22 PM)
When the Snes was the stuff, I never heard of a game with that kind of story.

Looking for an interview with Joe Cracker says: (10:37:39 PM)
Alright then, I may be mistaken.

[Spaceman McConaughey]

Joe_Cracker has a forum:
http://s7.invisionfree.com/963_Fan_Section/

[Kett Shee]

I am willing to say that the death of Ronald Regan was very unexpected when I first annouced my live chat. There will not be another until Dic Entertainment or someone picks up my script and says they are going to make TLOC into a movie.

It was almost as if he thought that the death of a then former president was the reason no one showed up to his live chat. This is the funniest thing I have read in a while.  

EDIT:

I know that I am a creative geinus

lol.

[Subsonic_Noise]

OH GOD.
Watching those trailers while high was a BAD idea.

[Blizzard]

All 17 pages are worth reading.  Trust me.

Then I just might. xD

[Diokatsu]

Olmrick:
I know you mean well, but my stomachaches, I need food.