We at Daygames are making a new game that will piss you off like no one before.
The game is currently still development, but we will soon have some sort of pre-alpha. We hope that we can submit/release it by the end of the month, but I expect that it will possibly take another 2-3 weeks, because I'm really short on time these days. >.<
Anyway, what's this about? The gameplay is simple. Fling the floating hamster and avoid obstacles. Obstacles usually don't kill you on touch (they do in our current build), but they have dangerous areas which WILL kill you if you touch them. Here's a screenshot.
Now, what's the twist here? Currently we plan on naming the game "Don't play me" and the game will constantly insult you.
Quote from: Probably going to end up in the descriptionDon't play me is a shy game that doesn't like to be played, and it ain't afraid to show it to you.
Phrases like
"Woah, you jumped an obstacle.",
"Here's a reward to validate you.",
"Hope you miss and press the ads.",
"Stop touching me.",
"Your fingers are sweaty.",
"Are you sitting on a toilet, you sicko?" during the game,
"Wow, that sucked.",
"Give up on life.",
"You killed me, douche." after a Game Over and stuff like
"Tap here to start wasting your life" instead of a "Play Now" button or
"List of people better than you" instead of a "Highscores" button are just the tip of the iceberg.
Basically we are looking for someone who would want to record all those crazy phrases that we come up with. We require
decent recordings and
decent voice acting. That means no low-end crappy microphones. Sure, you don't have to have a studio-grade mic, but please no crappy stuff. As for the voice acting itself, most phrases will be cynical and sarcastic so that's the sound we are looking for.
Native English speakers only. Or if your English is very, very good. And with very, very good I mean better than mine and I have only a little bit of accent. So the bar is set high.
You will obviously be fully credited. Since the game will be most probably free with ads, we can't offer a promo code for a free version, but if we do make it paid, you will get a free version. Or you might get a promo code for King of Booze on iOS. Or maybe a character designed by you in cooperation with our graphics artist for King of Booze. We'll think of something to reward you beyond just credit, we always do.