So I was on /u/'s archives, don't ask, the other day and I stumbled upon an epic thread for a choose your own adventure game. I figured, why no try it on some forum and this is the only place I care to try it. So, faggots, let's lay down some rules:
1. The first post gets priority. If the first post is a joke or a troll, next poster gets priority. If your post is dumb or some gay shit like that, you won't get picked.
2. Your post should consist of some simple direction, no narration, no speech, no anything. An example would be, "Go up to the girl and talk to her."
3. If you get chosen as the flow-maker, aka your post is chosen to lead the story, you can't make another post for a while. Use discretion.
4. If someone else posts before you, delete your post, unless you can see how blatantly stupid and idiotic the previous post was. As such, only one person should be posting in between my narratives.
Ok, so if you want in, you can post anytime. No sign ups.
So here's the first in my series of CYOA Games:
Captain Pimp is your name, lovin' is your game. You seek to get it on (read: get some) with all the female residents of your ship. In order to do this, you'll need to judge the priority that each girl demands and how quickly rumor will spread if you do it with specific women. Make choices carefully.
Rules for this round:
Aqua: Can't we choose men as well? D:
Me: Fuck you no Captain Pimp ain't no homo.
Ulta: How much can we specify our choice?
Me: Shit bro just try it and I'll tell you if it's too specific or too broad or some shit.
CaitSith: Can I-?
Me: Fuck you no.
Your first choice is between 3 of the 5 girls on the ship. In your sight you have a small, cute and spunky girl who's not afraid to get a laugh out of anyone willing to listen. She's got bubblegum pink hair that she keeps hiked up in a ponytail, a plaid short skirt and a forest green tube top on. Another girl is a cripple, but your know she's very beautiful under all the bandages. You know that she's just in a temporary situation and her injuries will heal in time off the ship. She's got long dark hair with brilliantly blue eyes. The last girl is a mature women, who's been down on her luck gambling on the ship's casino. She's a bit downtrodden and in need of a good pick me up. She's got large breasts, a fun personality and an aptitude for drinking in long spells.
Who do you choose, or do you choose to wait until later?