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http://www.youtube.com/v/a40r6O_Bld0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/v/tCxmqhn_kg8&feature=related

And the original video, which has an extra segment at the beginning:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqEDIFfy4Yg&feature=related
(although I will admit, that extra segment is very weird)

Anyone here play this masterpiece of a game? Let me say it has the best looking, and most realistically simulated water to date.

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Moar Beautiful Water: ShowHide

And who you play as is HOT: ShowHide

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Novelty Eye-Patch: $1.99
Stuffed Toy Parrot: $3.99
Bottle of Cheap Rum:$9.00
Cracked Version of From Dust: $0.00
Money Going To Ubisoft: $0.00

A better, way more fun, and principled way to spend 15 bucks: Priceless.
Ubisoft I flip my hook at you.

I happen to agree a lot.

http://www.seattledogspot.com/2011/04/24/sign-petition-telling-google-and-android-to-stop-supporting-dog-fighting/

Yeah, these people are dumb. It's laughable, really. A game isn't promoting or supporting animal abuse.

So I suppose games like GTA and the like support mass-murder of innocent people? Nope~!

I hate dumb people.

My laptop is getting way too hot. WAY, TOO, HOT. Just leaving it to sit, and do nothing, with practically nothing open, it will get hot enough to singe my skin within a matter of minutes after boot. It's fucking frustrating, and I am going to lose my mind over this, honestly...

So some guy posted a solution on the internet, says it makes it 30 degrees cooler(and in my opinion, shows that HP's designers are fucking idiotic pieces of shit to seal this in there how they did), and I am wondering if it's worth the trouble:

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Yes, no? I am really tempted to do this once everyone is awake in my house.

[AMAZING]

He does AMAZING covers! Here's just one example of his amazing work:
http://www.youtube.com/v/Q21ttGmbdfE&feature=channel_video_title

Or dive into his channel to hear it all.

http://www.youtube.com/v/u69CkyLJUKU

I want it to play at my funeral. It's so beautiful! ;~;

http://www.youtube.com/v/usTS0RpA-OA&feature=related

Okay, I have a suggestion, and I am sure people(like me) who frequently edit their signatures would enjoy it:
http://custom.simplemachines.org/mods/index.php?mod=450
This mod should be installed, as it really makes your signature easier to edit when you have a lot in it(I can attest to that).
It's such a simple thing, and I see no reason why it should not be installed, but you and wink are in charge, after all.
I just ask please, if you guys could put this in? If not, it's still fine.

(also, it says it's for 1.1.12, but I can confirm to you now it works just fine with the newest version of SMF).

So, I think a Metroid with a proper third person view would be amazing(Other M was third person, but it wasn't executed as good as it could have been. still a great game), so I did this to pass time earlier:

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I pretty much just messed with the camera angle in Dolphin, but I think it gave an interesting result.

http://solaas.com.ar/dreamlines/

EDIT:
Fuck me in the pony ass that was a bad link. Fixed now.

So, this morning, I woke up, and boy did I wake up:

I was laying on my side on my bed, facing the wall, and as my eyes are opening I see the arm of an infant coming out from under my pillows. It had a white sleeve on, and that is all I saw before I bolted off of my bed over my dog screaming and yelling for help, and I fell on the floor; knee still hurts, badly. My mom comes in, I am on the floor in shock, ect. ect.

Okay, this is an odd thing that happens to me A LOT, though not always to this extreme of a level. Sometimes it's nothing, other times it's a piece of cloth simulated by my brain hanging on my coat wrack or in my closet, then there's the SCARY, SCARY stuff like this morning's incident. And as a kid, I would suffer from paralysis as I woke up, and when I was finally able to open my eyes, odd things would run towards me. Skeletal birds, bats, spiders that emitted their own source of light on my wall or outside my window. If I kept my eyes closed instead(IF, it was a time I'd see those things), a first person scene would play before me, as if I am in an open environment in broad daylight, interacting with various people, all photo realistic.

Now, as for those things, they wouldn't exactly scare me. I would be shocked, and close my eyes very quickly and they'd leave. But these things happening nowadays are at a new level, as I am in a way more conscious state when I see them. And they look way more realistic than as a kid.

Now, I am aware nothing paranormal is happening here, and I am also aware that I do not have any serious mental conditions, but it's SOMETHING. Is it some kind of other condition? I think it has something to do with being in such a deep state of dreaming before I wake up, and then my mind has me see things in reality before they disappear. But I dunno, really.

Any help?  And I'll say again, I know I have no mental condition that can equate to schizophrenia or being just plain old psychotic.

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As soon as this is all done. <3

Right now my laptop is telling me I have limited connectivity to the internet, and the only
websites I can access(all else just give me an error about locating a remote server or some shit), are:

1. Decisive Media
2. Chaos Project
3. YouTube without the ability to play videos
4. Google

This is getting annoying... any fixes?

EDIT:
It stopped saying limited connectivity, but I STILL can't view other sites.

EDIT 2:
Well, CP's affiliates work, but let's just say they're not really sites I visit.

http://www.youtube.com/v/00gAbgBu8R4&feature=player_embedded

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Bullshit. Over one video they barely owned a fraction of.

Yeah, so I'm back(Blizzard already said).
But I am not going to be nearly as active as I used to, way more than likely.
This is pretty much due to me not wanting to deal with people(if any) that decide to
give me hell about how I make myself look like an idiot for all to see.

And it's also pretty much to give the incredibly small amount of people who actually care about PoV progress updates.

So yeah, CP's very own Jester says hi. Hi!

Nice knowing you all!

Let me give you all an inside look of how I work, and then feel free to debate as you please:

So, you all know the stereotype of women being the "weaker sex", yes? Of course. Well, let me tell you how I view it, with fighting as an example;
If a woman comes up to me, with the intentions of throwing a punch/scratching me, whatever the fuck they do
to fight(I personally always see them pulling each others' hair out), am I going to take it because she's a woman? Nope~!
We're all humans, we're all equal. Throw a punch at me, I throw a punch at you. I am not going to let a gender difference stop me from fighting back.
Naturally, people will frown upon this, which would only stereotype women even further.
"Women cannot defend themselves, blah blah blah." If they decided to tangle with someone who may be stronger, well, they should have been able to before they started things.
If a woman wants to fight someone, man or woman, she better be prepared to defend herself
no matter how the other person tries to defend him/herself. In this case, a man. If you're a man, and a woman is attacking you(as in, countless slaps/punches on you), and you're not fighting back? You've messed up, big time. What you do, is you fight back, and do not take that from any person, man or woman.

We're humans, we're all equal. Gender does not apply, even in such drastic situations as this. This has been a long-standing belief of mine, and it is not going to change.
This all could have been worded better, yes, but it's early. Anywho, what are all your guys' thoughts?

Can anybody give me their thoughts on this gameplay I shot of Unreal Tournament 3? I think it came out nice, but what do you all think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeOXo4nzjKg&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXRmmJ_DvJc

Remember to watch in HD, and subscribe.

EDIT:
Added a newly uploaded deathmatch video.

[I will pay you back, with the extra money. No lies here.]

Okay, an important part of Decisive Media is acting wonky, and very is very horrid to manage and use right now(more on a staff side than user): The Media Section.

I kindly ask, that somebody can please donate $10 to my paypal, so I may upgrade it to its most current and stable version?
If you do me this favor, I will without a doubt, give you back what you payed me when possible, plus ten extra dollars. And when I say "when possible", it is not some poor excuse to not pay you back, I will pay you back, with the extra money. No lies here.

Anywho, nobody has to donate to my paypal, but it would be amazing if you could.

If you decide to, PM me for my paypal email.

UPDATE:
ForeverZer0 donated the $10 that will go to update the media section! Thanks, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7Alm9P-eA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXrct0lozRM&feature=channel_video_title

Do not know why I want to see this, even though it looks to be a bit overdone. :S

Oh God no...

Majora's Mask was a great concept on its own, but let's not kid ourselves. As a "Legend of Zelda" game, it was only a minor side quest, not a full Zelda adventure. It certainly is not in the same league as OoT and doesn't deserve the same kind of treatment.

Majora's Mask 3D would mostly be a quick cash-in riding on OoT 3D's coattails. It wouldn't be being remade because it would be deserved, rather because it's already built on OoT's engine and would be easy to throw together. Basically, it would just be more milking of OoT's popularity which is damaging the integrity of the series.

If another Zelda is going to get remade, there are far more deserving (and sadly overlooked) games like A Link to the Past that should get to be instead.

ALttP re-imagined in a cel-shaded 3D environment would feel a lot more fresher than MM, which would just feel like OoT 3D 1.5.

Damn you, Audrey Drake, for encouraging this. What we REALLY need are contests and Facebook fan pages to campaign AGAINST this.

Anyone else with me on this?

Let me laugh even harder.

Are they at this point abandonware?

I am just really curious, as abandonware holds no protection from US copyright law, and I have them hosted on DM.
I just want to know if I'd need to remove them or not.

But for which game? I am thinking I will do it for Majora's Mask, but rather with a snazzy texture pack in use.

Thoughts?

Of course, though, I won't start right away. And I may not do a voice over to go with it, as my voice sounds horrid when put through a digital recorder.

I am having surgery to remove my wisdom teeth tomorrow, so fuck.

Lol, it appears I show up in the preview screenshots for an Android app titled "Xbox Live Statistics", albeit with my old avatar.
I used to be a user of the app, and friend requested the developer, though it appears he did not accept me. ;-;

https://market.android.com/details?id=ar.com.indiesoftware.xbox.pro&feature=search_result

Not sure if those will always be there, so:

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(yes, that is my gamertag)

I'm famous now. :V

Overgrowth by Wolfire Games is very promising, indeed!

The alpha is really fun as well, and I bring some screenshots to share:

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Murder 1: ShowHide

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And you can watch a gameplay video by me here(best viewed in full screen).

http://www.wolfire.com/overgrowth