Good Jokes

Started by Shadonking, September 06, 2008, 08:21:21 pm

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A guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender
"I bet you 50 bucks I can piss from that side of the bar into a glass on this side of a bar."
Bartender accepts
So the bartender puts a glass out on the counter while the other guy goes to the other side of the bar. So he starts pissing everywhere. He pisses all over the bar, jukebox, people and the bartender is just laughing so hard. So then he pays the bartender the 50 bucks and leaves.
A different guy comes over and starts cussing and getting all mad.
Bartender asks
"Whats wrong?"
Guy says
"I bet that guy 500$ that he could piss all over your bar and you'd still be happy."

Shadonking

yeah iv herd that before but it is still very funny.





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Quote from: Shadonking on June 11, 2009, 03:16:00 pm
yeah iv herd that before but it is still very funny.


Actually, it was kinda dull.

Shadonking

most jokes sound better when spoken, when you read them they all seem that way. but i remember finding it funny when some one told it me.





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Vell

i chuckled a little. though I dont go for humor such as that.

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Calintz

A blond teenager is sitting on the living room couch with a confused expression written on her face. Her mother walks into the room and notices her daughter's discomfort, so she asks her ...

Mother:
"Honey, what's wrong?"

Daughter
"Is it REALLY true that babies come from the special place that boys put their COC**!?"

Her mother grows an equally puzzled look and responds ...
"Well yeah, honey, they do ... why??"

Daughter responds indifferently ...
"BUT WON'T THAT BREAK MY JAW!!??"

G_G

xD LMAO THATS HILARIOUS!!! The mother thought that the girl meant vagi** but the girl meant her mouth LMAO XD

fugibo

Quote from: game_guy on June 11, 2009, 04:52:19 pm
xD LMAO THATS HILARIOUS!!! The mother thought that the girl meant vagi** but the girl meant her mouth LMAO XD


'mazing, GG! You got the entire joke :V!

Calintz

A Pickle, a cucumber, and a Pen** are sitting on a couch going on about how much each of their lives suck ...

The Pickle says ...
Man, my life sucks ... when I get big and hard, they throw me into a jar and seal me up!!

The cucumber says ...
You think that's bad!? When I get big and hard, they cut me up and use me in salads!!

The Pen** says ...
You guys think you have it rough!? When I get big and hard, they wrap a plastic bag around my head, stick me in a dark room, and slam my head against the walls until I throw up all over myself and go limp ...

G_G

xD thats hilarious!! Here's one

2 ants crawl into some chicks underwear while the chick's wearing it. They see two caves. The first ant says I'll take this cave you take the other and we'll meet back here.

They go into the caves, awhile later ther return.

1st Ant:
How was your cave?

2nd Ant:
It was gross. It was dark and gooey and smelled like shit.
Yours?

1st Ant:
It was nice at first. Nice and warm and soft until some bald guy started head butting me and spitting on me

Calintz


Vell

vulgarity. do not appreciate. however, this isn't a thread about me, carry on.

Calintz

ULTA!!
You totally put a damper on the mood here, hah.

impulszero

An Arab at the airport:

- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast!
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Reygekan

And yet, as an arab, I find it hilarious.

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fugibo

Quote from: Reygekan on June 21, 2009, 05:54:48 am
And yet, as an arab, I find it hilarious.

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That's just as racist as the last one; however, it's dealing with Blacks, and they get special treatment. I call that "ZOMG **A*FR!#(!@R(R#$!@*%!@)%@#$*#$#&!@&$!#%#%#%!($*! GTFO!!!!@$@$!@(!!!!!!!!!!!1"

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Quote from: Blizzard on June 21, 2009, 09:23:01 am
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Generally true.

An arab walks into an airport. What are in his bags?
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