No, I'm just shitting you, it was an April Fools prank, lol!
For those of you who believed it: I hope you didn't get too much of a scare. Don't worry, CP is just fine.
For those of you who didn't believe it: You are cynical and horrible individuals who don't know how to have fun. Nah, I'm just kidding. April 1st is the day of mistrust and all your suspicions were correct.
For those of you who believed it at least for a moment or were not sure: You are the target group. April Fools is about having fun and doubting the reality, not taking everything you read, hear and see for granted and using your own critical thinking to judge the situation for yourself, to make up your own mind about things. I hope you had fun. I know I did. Heck, Google got me for a moment there with their Pokemon Challenge as well as Nokia with the 3310 Windows Phone 8 makeover. I think it's great how the entire world can put aside all the bullshit for one day and just mess around.