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#05: shdwlink1993

Considering that the deadline is only six months away, I might as well sign up now. :D

One question about the scoring guide: Would including a chiche for the purpose of lampshading it still count as a deduction?
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Welcome! / Re: Guess Who?
June 29, 2009, 10:41:09 pm
Quote from: Ryexander on June 29, 2009, 10:38:02 pm
and whats the sh-sh-shdwlink! when did you get back from your inactivity!


About three minutes ago. :^_^':
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Welcome! / Re: Guess Who?
June 29, 2009, 10:33:42 pm
Winkio! Huzzah! You're back! :D
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Welcome! / Re: Hiryuu Night's hello
May 03, 2009, 02:43:03 pm
Hi! Welcome to CP! This site's a lot of fun :naughty:.

And yes, all of us have very random senses of humor. Hope you can contribute to the random senseless. Or at least enjoy it! :)
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Welcome! / Re: Hi everyone
May 03, 2009, 02:38:02 pm
Quote from: Lass Sally on May 03, 2009, 10:25:30 am
I hope you learn to love blizzard's humor <3


Because if you don't, then you'll get sick of this place pretty quickly. xD

Oh, and welcome, Mr. Smith.
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Welcome! / Re: Leaving CP.. Not returning
April 22, 2009, 11:37:23 pm
NUUUUUUUUUU!!! :'(

Crap. This trend is getting rather ridiculous... ugh... :haha:
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Entertainment / Re: FFX parody
April 15, 2009, 06:52:59 pm
Quote from: Doris on April 15, 2009, 05:24:45 pm
I found it a nice waste of a bit of time.

Perhaps the same could be said of all fan fiction. Or webcomics. Both. Yea, definitely both.

I've always wondered how someone can think there's subtext between two different characters who never did that much together, in comparison to some other members (*cough*tidusandyuna*cough*). Maybe I don't think that when two characters have a conversation about something rather personal (like someone's father really being a bad guy), it automatically means that the two want to make hot, fiery, passionate love to each-other. Go figure.
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I haven't stopped laughing yet. That's hillarious. And yes, Blizz pulled this on us... cheeky little...

If anyone doesn't get why DREAM is in the title, then allow me to explain. Hackers of DREAM were greeted with an alternate EULA, which you agreed to by hacking the file. Said EULA is identical to the rest of Blizz's scripts, but adds in a line about how you can only distribute the file in it's original form, and not hacked or decompiled in any way. I noticed, however, that it does not restrict you from telling others how to do the same... Perhaps someone should make a tutorial here? :V:
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Quote from: RoseSkye on April 10, 2009, 02:27:27 pm
Quote from: Pokola on April 10, 2009, 02:22:56 pm
Uh-oh.  A loophole.
Somebody sacrifice a card and use Magic Jammer to stop that gender change back!
Or, even better, Mystical Space Typhoon!
All I have in my hand is a bunch of monsters and Reinforcements... D':


You bastard my girlfriend was a yugioh fan..


Was your girlfriend perhaps Mai Valentine??? xD
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Entertainment / BEST GAME EVAR!
April 08, 2009, 08:38:38 pm


If you've never heard of this game, then I wonder why you still have a reason to live! Progress Quest is the best game you'll ever find on the internet! Created by the geniuses at the Progress Quest website, Progress Quest is just about the best game you'll ever find! It's a form of the standard MMORPG genre that truly is more inventive than the rest. AND it has the most advanced engine for your gaming experience, superior to it's brothers and sisters in carrying out mundane tasks with ruthless efficiency!

This game even has a crap-load of features to make it far better than other RPG-esque games out there!

  • Select from a stellar cast of races, including a Skraeling, a Half Orc, and even a Panda Man

  • Choose from an epic list of classes, like an Un-Paladin, Voodoo Princess, or a Tickle-Mimic

  • Uses an intuitive Stats-Generation System with a unique "Unroll" feature, that enables you to undo your previous roll if you're particularly hasty.

  • Uses a wide selection of items, weapons, and equipment! I've always wanted to wield a Hackbam to execute a Boy Scout!



It recently became more used on Ubuntu computers than NetHack, so what are you waiting for? Play this game*.

*Warning: The usage of the word "play" does not denote that you will be able to perform any game-relavant actions after your character has been selected.
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Entertainment / Re: [XP] Tons of Shit
April 07, 2009, 09:37:21 pm
Quote from: www.putfile.comPutfile.com is currently undergoing maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please check back again soon. Thank you.


Just a shot in the dark here, but maybe the link isn't permanently broken? Perhaps for a few hours, or a few days?
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Chat / Re: Chat quotes
April 06, 2009, 07:01:08 pm
Massive LOLs.

Now, anyone want to start betting on who SOMEBODY is? So that Ultaflame won't just kill us all when IT sees this? :V:
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Quote from: Hadeki on April 05, 2009, 08:20:57 pm
BUT WAIT!
Shadow Link, you are a genius. Thank you. It works perfectly.


Sweet, I'm a genius! Thanks! But more importantly, it worked! :)
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A slightly better-working version of the same thing:

Place this script anywhere between the original Location Window script and Main:

class Game_Map 
  def name
    case @map_id
    when 4
      if $game_switches[1]
        return 'Name'
      else
        return 'Different Name'
      end
    when 34
      if $game_switches[322]
        return 'Diabolical Overlord Airway Flight 73'
      else
        return 'Unknown Aircraft'
      end
    when MAP_ID
      if $game_switches[SWITCH_ID]
        return 'NAME 2'
      else
        return 'NAME 1'
      end
    else
      return $map_infos[@map_id]
    end
  end
end


Basically, you just switch out the numbers and names. The last entry with the capital letters is a template to show you what I mean. This should help you out, I think.

EDIT: Ah, crud. You already decided to do something completely different.  :'(
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Quote from: WcW on April 05, 2009, 11:03:56 am
It stopped spreading because:
   It has 10 Million already infected. It doesn't need any more.


Well, it depends on what the virus is attempting to DO. If it's attempting to enforce Earth Hour, then it's probably hit enough computers to do the job pretty well. If it's trying to rule the world, then it needs more souls computers.

I've heard it also disables your access to Anti-Malware sites. So if you can, say, download Spybot, then you probably don't have it.

I know I don't have it since I just had to reinstall Vista... FOR THE SAME REASON AS LAST TIME! M$, please TELL me that a file I just compressed has to be uncompressed for the computer to start. And if it doesn't, then make the utility on the install disk that's only DESIGNED to clear up problems with the system's startup actually CHECK THAT and maybe, just maybe, even FIX IT! L:KATHPB)&P @%468#*61( )&-07q+p 64!!!!!!

Sorry... I'm a bit pissed off about that still... xD
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Something like this would work (I think):

self.bitmap = RPG::Cache.picture('Numbers', 0)
self.ox = bitmap.width / 10
self.oy = bitmap.height
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As far as Wikipedia seems to say (since NOTHING else I'd check actually tells me what it's doing. They conveniently stopped updating for this month, just as the big risk they've been mentioning finally was unleashed.), The new version (which everyone connected to the internet and having any version of Conficker now has or is now downloading) does not spread (which sounds really stupid to me). It downloads from 500 sites from a random list of 50,000 with over 110 TLDs (.com, .org, .edu, etc) (I don't know what it's downloading), kills all anti-malware processes it detects once a second, disables auto-update, and prevents you from opening websites related to anti-malware or auto-update.

And then there's the odd part, the new thing that people really don't understand yet: It creates a peer-to-peer network and shares some data with other Conficker "enhanced" computers. People aren't sure what it's doing with that, but that's the big interesting thing none of the others have been doing. So, that is, from what I can tell, basically the point of this entire virus: sharing... something.
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Quote from: game_guy on April 01, 2009, 10:41:49 pm
I do believe Zylos said in the shoutbox that it was Blizzard and all the mods were in on it as well.


Quote from: game_guy on April 02, 2009, 12:08:37 am
Check Zylos's IP


OK, now I've gotta hear this logic, game_guy: If Zylos was really FBI and this whole thing was a giant joke, then why the heck would he basically announce it on the shoutbox? No offense, but that's rather off logic. Could it be... that you're really FBI, game_guy? You seem like a more likely candidate than Zylos.
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Let's hope that the host isn't infected.

And maybe that the FBI is infected. That would be nice. :D
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Well, I guess we'll find out when Blizz comes online. If it's a joke, then he'll probably do something other than ban FBI for being a prank account. Like, he may try and work out something.