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General => Electronic and Computer Section => Topic started by: Blizzard on January 26, 2009, 03:42:46 pm

Title: Google failed for once.
Post by: Blizzard on January 26, 2009, 03:42:46 pm
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Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Hellfire Dragon on January 26, 2009, 04:01:43 pm
 :O.o: Google translator is 5th on the list, lmao. Maybe they think their translator sucks, or maybe they just forgot to cheat-ily( :wacko: ) put their translator on the top.
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Blizzard on January 26, 2009, 04:33:38 pm
Not just that, they put Yahoo (their worst enemy xD) on the top, lol!
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Starrodkirby86 on January 26, 2009, 06:21:14 pm
I wouldn't be so sure of that. Okay, Yahoo! is the first result indeed, but doing a search for Translator on my part yielded another result, one on top of it in the special yellow box.

Here's my proof, since you always need evidence to back up your claims.

Spoiler: ShowHide
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Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Blizzard on January 26, 2009, 06:24:48 pm
Don't worry, that's an ad. Technically anything can appear there. I'm just surprised that the search result was Yahoo's. Even though Google's translator isn't the best in existence, it's hard to make a good translator. I thought that Google's was at least better than the others and would turn up on top when I google for it. xD
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Fantasist on January 27, 2009, 06:52:04 am
I always use "translate" for the key term and that shows google translator on the top.
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: fugibo on January 27, 2009, 08:04:57 am
I speak them all. I don't need a translator.

But seriously, this just shows why Google owns: they don't give a **** if they don't win.
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Blizzard on January 27, 2009, 10:21:30 am
That's true. xD
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: tSwitch on January 27, 2009, 11:09:32 am
google doesn't 'put anything' on the list.
the spiders rank sites based on relevance and back-links.

yahoo has been around longer, hence why it has more back-links
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Reno-s--Joker on February 01, 2009, 12:30:11 am
Sorry to go off topic but Google failed for twice...
Slightly Off Topic (please forgive me): ShowHide
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb72/reno-s--brain/failcalc.gif)
And there were more where that came from... just can't remember

Although the first calculator I wrote in VB said 9 million billion = infinity.  :<_<:

But the translator is pretty fail... and funny.  :haha:
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Starrodkirby86 on February 01, 2009, 12:32:37 am
That's off-topic? Hardly. It proves the point that Google's calculator service failed by having an incorrect number in the end. Nice job...

Care to find anymore Google exploits anyone?
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Reno-s--Joker on February 01, 2009, 12:36:05 am
:haha: LOL why don't we Google for them?

Oh the irony. <33333
:D
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Hellfire Dragon on February 01, 2009, 08:26:10 am
I googled Google (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=google&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=)
QuoteResults 1 - 10 of about 2,620,000,000 for google. (0.05 seconds)


The results, only 10 pages :huh:
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: fugibo on February 01, 2009, 08:44:44 am
I remember last year, when everyone, including me, was like "ZOMG, Google's gonna win everything!"

And now...
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Punn on February 01, 2009, 02:05:38 pm
That's like searching for Blizzard, you just get a clash of snow then Boris. >_>;
Don't ya think cuz Google is spelt longer then Yahoo?
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Blizzard on February 01, 2009, 02:16:01 pm
Basically the integer of 32-bits-only (max ~ 4.3 billions) calculation error.

Quote from: WcW on February 01, 2009, 08:44:44 am
I remember last year, when everyone, including me, was like "ZOMG, Google's gonna win everything!"

And now...


Don't fool yourself. They still will everything. o.o;
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Hellfire Dragon on February 01, 2009, 02:18:45 pm
QuoteThey still will everything. o.o;


Missing something there Blizz? "They still will ___ everything. o.o;"
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: winkio on February 01, 2009, 02:21:36 pm
lol nope.  Free will doesn't exist.  Only Google's will.
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Blizzard on February 01, 2009, 02:26:22 pm
Lol!

@HD: Yes. ._.;
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: fugibo on February 01, 2009, 04:02:11 pm
Google is God. They will who lives and who dies.

For examle, GMail is the end of all consumer mail services, its so much better.
On the other hand, Google Docs wills that MS Office and iWork continue to dominate.
Title: Re: Google failed for once.
Post by: Reno-s--Joker on February 01, 2009, 10:33:47 pm
QuoteThe results, only 10 pages Huh

I was about to lol at that one except when you click on the last 'O' there are many many many more... D:
Dammitt.... :haha:

QuoteOn the other hand, Google Docs wills that MS Office and iWork continue to dominate.

LOL. <3