I SLEPT WITH ZEXION'S WIFE.
WHAT, but I, Ryex, came down from the Artic just to be with you! how could you betray me one sided love in this manner!
Quote from: Ryex on March 06, 2014, 03:50:04 am
WHAT, but I, Ryex, came down from the Artic just to be with you! how could you betray me one sided love in this manner!
I've heard that now Zexion is feeling really lonely.................
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Yep.
Maybe you should console him. He won't talk to me. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIS WIFE!
How could you not not know! I warned you like a dozen times, but no, noone ever listens to me!!
No, she was only his wife on paper, not with her heart! I have set her free! At least that's what she told me.
You bastard! You weren't supposed to tell anyone! *slaps* We all know I was truly only with Zexion for his sprite work....
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This may not be the best time to tell you... but I'm pregnant. And it's your child. *gasps*
Oh Hi guys! I just met s super famous filmstar and I got VIP-Tickets for all of us! Let's forget this stuff and have a party, whoo!
You... filthy... ANIMALS!
/me puts hand on forehead, looks back, shouts "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAGURURURURURURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!" at the top of his lungs
This shall, not... go unpunished!
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HOW COULD YOU!?
No, no, I slept with Zexion's wife, not yours.
Quote from: Blizzard on March 11, 2014, 01:30:43 am
No, no, I slept with Zexion's wife, not yours.
Wait a minute....
Could it be that they were actually the same person... !?
Zexion, your wife was leading not only a double life, but was cheating on both of her husbands! D:
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
I shall... I shall...
/me grips heart
*loud, sudden organ noise plays*
GYAAAAAAAAAANGH! HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HEART ATTACK!
/me drops dead
Narrator: WHO KILLED BRANDEN!? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT POST (OR TWO).
* Dramatic cowboy entrance music
Seems Blinx's heart attack was caused by poison. N' one of yu did it.
* Tips cowboy hat
I 'reckon its 'bout time one of yu confessed.
and suddenly western...
* Turns back
Oh, and blizzard. That girl wasn't zexion's wife. It was her twin. Word is that she gets 'round. You might wanna get a checkup.
* Draws gun
So, let's get confessin'
woh now partner, lets not get ahead of ourselves. I for one know that there is alot more going on here than some fool killing Brandon the undieing. for one it's impossible to kill him. he has "undieing" in his name for a reason.
And here i thought my clone was perfect... DAMN IT! I need a bigger sample... I need the whole man... not just his man parts...