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*legal double post* Holy shit, it's out already. xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH8h31CJRX8

I start talking at 3:28 and there's a segment with me later as well. I know you won't understand shit, but this is bragging rights. xD

Very cool, you sexy fuck.

Yeah? Fuck you.
just kidding i love you

We can talk about Solid Snake too :^D. Though I'm gonna admit, I haven't played much of Metal Gear, not even finished the first Metal Gear Solid.

Sadly, that's not the solid snake I wanna talk about...

Welcome back, friend! Nice to see you back and posting 

Thanks, FAX Machine.

I've really missed a lot of you.

I'm still going to try not to be such a shithead, too.

Figured I'd make one that, as I said, isn't about everyone's erect cocks.

So I think I'll start posting here again, rather than the vague edgelord shout in the shoutbox every few months.

10/10 would bang FAX. ?

My true face: ShowHide

H-hi... honey senpai.

Awh, shucks!

Let the circle jerk commence.

edit: also welcome back fam

Not posting this in S.P.A.M. because I want serious answers from serious manly men. Seriously.

I measured mine at ---------- inches when fully erect.
Anybody else wanna share their length?

Edited for decency, if you want me to explain just send me a pm - winkio

For once an art style turns me off from a game with a cool concept.

Give me this exact same game on the Wii U with the aesthetic of the previous three Prime games, and we have a winner.
I always thought the Federation was awesome, but this is not.

Alright, that makes more sense.

I still don't see why the stable build hasn't been updated for so long, though.
From what I understand, there has been plenty of builds that work without issue since then.

So, at that point, why even have the stable build up for download?

There's literally no point, and it just causes confusion.

So, Hatred's out, and it's as fun as I thought it would be.

Which is, to say, very fun.

Just so you know: when you eventually get to the final boss battle, it is one of the single most epic fights in the series.
The setting, music, and sound design of the fight all contribute to the epicness; but that's all I'm saying.

Alright, so far, this phone is still the best thing to ever be in close proximity to my wang.

However, I'm annoyed by some of the carrier bloat that came with it, especially with this Sprint Spark thing.
Almost always, there is this rapidly spinning icon in my status bar that is tied to Spark, and there's no way to disable it.
Hoping there will eventually be some kind of tweak or whatever that will do the job.

Besides that, this phone has been performing exceptionally.
The operating system runs smoothly with absolutely no slowdowns to speak of, and HTC's Sense 7 overlay is really done well.
So far I've found it to be the perfect companion to Lollipop, what with its minimalist appearance (can't say the same for Touchwiz, can I? fucking hideous looking).

And of course the excellent performance has to do with the phone's excellent specs; the octocore processor, Adreno 430 GPU and 3GB of RAM really are an excellent, speedy combination. This phone should continue to perform well for a long time to come.

Though, in all honesty, I'm kind of bummed about the camera.
The rear facing camera performs great in well lit conditions, though when it gets darker, it performs terribly, creating some of the worst photos I've ever see.
Kind of ridiculous to have 20 MP but a shitty sensor to go with it.

The front facing camera, however?
Well, it seems to perform much better than the rear in dark conditions, which is nice.
If you're hammered at the bar and wanting to take a selfie with the cancer patient you just beat within an inch of his life, and it's dark?
You're going to need a good selfie shooter, so this is the one for you.

That's all I have for now.

Too bad that isn't a mac version. Anyway, I will try with a virtual machine.

Not sure you'll get optimal performance with such a setup, but hopefully you can enjoy it.

Just got the phone today, will update with my impressions as time goes on.

For now, I can say the phone seems pretty fucking awesome and is definitely an improvement over the iPhone 5 I've been using these past two years.

My piglet needs love, damn it!