Getting a cat

Started by Blizzard, July 07, 2011, 01:51:25 pm

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Blizzard

Then you can clean my cat.
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Spaceman McConaughey

Blizz, I wouldn't try to bring any ladies back home with this guy.

Normally, if you did, it'd be like:
Lady: Aww, he's so cute! Let's fuck!
Blizz: *grins, slowly stares at camera, grins more noticeably, gives thumbs up and screen fades black*

But with him covered in shit:
Lady: Ew, it's covered in shit! Is it dieing or something!?
Blizz: N-no, it's jus--
Lady: This is gross, I'm out of here!
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But really, your cat is teh cutest. <3

Taboo

Anything for you Blizz, just be sure to throw some of those women my way.

Blizzard

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Quit ignoring my faggotry. >8U

Blizzard

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Taboo

*goes about licking Blizzard's cat (:naughty:) in return for the woman*

AngryPacman

My desk just got pissed on.
That cat no longer holds the position for awesomest cat ever.
G_G's a silly boy.

Blizzard

After hours and hours of work and patience, I have decided that I cannot give the kitten the love and attention it needs from me. :( It really has some nasty habits and I was actually only able to start getting rid of them as it turns out. :( Plus, it really needs a lot of attention. It's not just a full time job, as I said earlier, it's actually taking away ALL of my free time (and I am on vacation right now). There's not way in hell that I can provide the cat the attention it needs now or that I can get rid of the bad habits before my vacation is over (about 10 days left). :( I decided that I will give it away to someone with more time on their hands. :'(
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Kett Shee

Nuuuuuuuuuuuueeeee ;w;


But if the cat is really giving you a hard time then that probably is for the best.



;_;
You're all daft cunts. I love you. <3

Taboo

Its a good decision but a hard one.  :naughty: I hope that in the future you're able to get a cat that you can actually keep. And maybe a kitten too. Bazinga!

The Niche

Quote from: Taboo on August 05, 2011, 02:07:01 pm
Its a good decision but a hard one.  :naughty: I hope that in the future you're able to get a cat that you can actually keep. And maybe a kitten too. Bazinga!


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Quote from: winkio on June 15, 2011, 07:30:23 pm
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Taboo

Blizzard, can I keep this woman?

Vell


Blizzard

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SBR*

You'll have to share her with Blizz though, which can lead to awkward situations.

Blizzard

No, he doesn't. I'll just go get another one.
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Taboo

YES! Finally, I have a woman.....now what do I do?

SBR*

I totally forgot to say I'm very sorry to hear this. I wish you the best of luck.

Spaceman McConaughey

That sucks. Probably should have just bought a trained, adult kitteh.