Good Jokes

Started by Shadonking, September 06, 2008, 08:21:21 pm

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Shadonking

what does a man with a 10inc c*ck have for breakfast

(someone then says what)

you then say, well i had an egg this morning, lol






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Whats the difference between a carnival worker and your mother?

Shadonking

what is the difference





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Valcos

10 inchs isnt that big  :huh:
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Shadonking

what ever come up with a random number :P

say 50inc if you think its funnyer





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Valcos

Lmfao....holy crap thats big  8-O

Well, I had egg this morning  :^_^':
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Shadonking

nice one :^_^':

any one else got jokes to share.





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Starrodkirby86

I've heard of this one recently, and I'm not a big fan of jokes, but oh well, let's see...

A panda walks into a tavern and orders some food. After eating the ordered food, the panda grabs out a gun, and then shoots everyone. One of the survivors of the shooting asked the panda, who was in the process of leaving, "Why did you shoot us!?" The panda said, "Read this about pandas." He gave the man a dictionary/encyclopedia. On the entry, it says: Panda. Eats, shoots and leaves.

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Diokatsu

Starrod missed the point. You leave the joke to be answered by the next person xD

Starrodkirby86

Doing something like that is just a free post count excuse, and jokes aren't necessarily having to be a Person A Person B talk. It can be one humorous scenario, that is also a joke.

Besides, the instructions here were left pretty...vague. The first post could signify either you need someone to reply or you can just say a joke and instead of the second person replying you'll go (Second person says "What?"). It's kind of...open-ended, you know?

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Valcos

A guy walks into a bar.

Lmao... the other one i forgot who on the forum said it in chat but... its the one about hitler and the jews and clowns  :^_^':

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cstb

umm...im thinking a guy walks into a bar then he throws a penny between 2 jews and watches them FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
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Diokatsu

That's one of the most incredibly racist things I've ever heard. If this continues I'll request a lock if that doesn't warrant one already.

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A man driving a car stops near a lake. He gets down and asks a farmer sitting near the lake "Is this lake deep?" so the farmer says no and the guy tries to get his car to get through it. He then realises it is atleast 20 feet deep, his car sinks and he miraculously saves his life and tells the farmer, "Crazy ass! I could've drowned! You said it wasn't deep!" So, the farmer says: "I dunno sir, it comes to the waists of the ducks"

Badumpshhhhhhhh


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cstb

ok sry i forgot but im NOT racist!I just heard it on some youtube video with jeff dunham.lol.
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Shadonking

YO dont worry, im sure no one is rasist here.

pluss the joke was funny :haha:.

but do be careful, we dont want people getting the wrong idea.


also the other jokes are great, keep them coming.

i'll try posting some more when i find some.





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cstb

u should see how jeff says it with his puppet Achmed the Dead Terrorist :O.o:
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Starrodkirby86

Oh yeah, a very popular ventriloquism sort of gig...Really humorous. There's a lot of jokes, but it's definitely not the cleanest pot of gold...I'll link it here, that'll be my joke. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

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cstb

funny stuff...funny stuff...
Achmed says:I KILL the Jews!
Kool Aid Man Says:OH YEAAAA!!!
note im not racist.just mixing achmed with kool aid is not rly racist i think lol.
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