Tomorrow morning I'm waking up at 5:30 in the morning, leaving and driving 10 hours to visit my grandmother and aunt on my father's side in Tuscon Arizona with the rest of my immediate family. I'm leaving my internet access here to spend two days with the relatives I wish I didn't have to celebrate my grandmother's birthday (86th or 87th). my appearance will be scrutinized and my beard and hair cut criticized, my eating habits viewed as nothing short of piggish. I will thoroughly hate it while wearing a false smile. see you late Sunday or Monday at the latest
~Ryex
Have fun, don't get caught!
don't get caught?
Quote from: Blizzard on July 07, 2011, 02:20:51 am
Have fun, don't get caught!
This. And trim that God-damned beard why don't you?
Good luck and try to have fun despite these things!
Enjoy my dear Ryex, and make sure you don't change at all.
It may seem like they hate your guts, but they must love you.
It's like when I went to my grandparents' house in Soviet Texas. During that time, there was a gay lock-down, and anybody who looked fat and gay would be shot and killed on sight.
I pleaded my grandparents to let me in their house, they said no. Haha, hate? Nah, tough love from ol' gramps. But that wasn't convincing enough, so I barged my way in and threw a knife against his kneck and said "I love you, grandpa." After that, they did not throw me out. They hid me under five feet of solid titanium, and said it was because if they found me they'd kill us all, but they still hate me down to an atomic level. But it was because they loved me, I can guarantee it; no hate. After the lock-down, I set out after receiving a stern kick in the ass from my grandpa, and a being hit over the head with a cooking pot by my grandma, and then started to roll around in the corpses of my fallen brethren whilst laughing like a maniac. They love me, I tell you. :3
Yeah, it happens. See ya when you get back Ryex.
well, I'm back, wasn't quite as bad I I imagined but it was close+, I'll spare you the details but let's say it included a room full of 12 iguanas, 2 tegues, 2 desert tortes, and a turtle, that hadn't be cleaned in a year and a half. the smell when you open the door which was connected the the kitchen was horrendous. my insane aunt is infatuated with the dam reptiles. the trip also included 106 degree weather on a daily basis, and afternoon thunderstorms with wind speeds of 90mph and up. oh, and a almost senile grandmother. sounds great right?
any way, I'm back, it's over, and I've had my rant. what did I miss?
Hey, welcome back! Don't worry, nothing of too much interest happened while you were away. Tuggernuts is pregnant now, though, so I guess that counts as news...?
Welcome back!
And yes, I have inside of my womb a bouncing baby tugger! :V: