Forewarning, this joke is very explicit.
So there's this talent agent, sitting at his desk one day. And this family walks in. Strong, young guy, late twenties. Trophy wife, and a beautiful son and daughter. So the guy says "We've got a wonderful act for you!".
Talent agent goes "Honestly, it's hard to book family gigs.".
"But, if you let us show you our act I know you'll book us!" the man says.
"Fine, let's see what you've got."
The talent agent takes the family out to the empty theater and takes his seat in the front row.
The man walks out on stage wearing a nazi uniform, and his wife comes out in a pope costume. He immediately bends her over and starts fucking her in the ass as hard as he can. When he finally pulls out, it makes a sound similar to a wet cork coming out of a wine bottle. The man cums all over her ass, and immediately lays down on his back on the stage, as his wife proceeded to shit all over his face and in his open mouth. He gurgles the shit and his cum in his mouth for a while, until he rolls over and throws up all over the stage. His two children then come in from the side, and they start rolling around in the mixture of their mothers shit and their fathers cum and vomit. Meanwhile the man and his wife are shitting on the floor and rubbing it all over themselves. Then the children begin to throw up, which makes the man and wife throw up as well. So all four of them are on stage, throwing up everywhere. The little boy even manages to get a little on the agent sitting in the front row. Once they all finally stop, they look at the agent, and in unison say "TADAAAAAA!!"
The talent agent, chunks of the boys vomit still clinging to his shirt, says "Damn. That was sure one hell of a show." He pauses, "What do you call yourselves?"
The man looks at him and says simply, "The aristocrats."
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Okay joke, but could be a lot funnier if it was a lot smarter, instead of relying on sex and toilet humor.
Okay? That was horrible.
The real joke is that the pope can't be a female :P
Blam this piece of crap.
you guys have never heard the aristocrat joke? :O.o:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28joke%29
It's old, hence the topic haha. Just watched the documentary for the first time and its pretty good, a lot of funny versions of it.
The Wikipedia entry states that this is anti-humor.
Don't take it personal.
I've heard this joke before I just don't like it.
Yeah, it was just plain disgusting. Even though it wasn't funny, the punchline was clever.
Quote from: AliveDrive on September 17, 2011, 02:30:43 am
The Wikipedia entry states that this is anti-humor.
Eh, wikipedia isnt always right. I just posted that as a referance to those who haven't heard it. Basically the whole point is to fill the middle with the most disgusting vile, fucked up things you can come up with on the spot. Supposedly some people have drawn this out to like 30+ minutes. Its basically a test to see how far past the line you can go :p
It also mentions one-upping with the joke. Now, look, nobody here wants me to one-up you, or... do they?
this joke is absolutely disgusting. but exceedingly clever. please DON'T on up it.